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He could've been the Armond Rizzo of the '80s

I am an American Hero! I saved my best friend’s life tonight. I told her that gazillions of bottles of Pine Sol had been recalled. She checked, and she had one of the offending bottles and chucked it.

I sent my sister a text about this and she replied "you think I actually clean the house?"

It's a shame he had to play the same exact annoying role (the aging, mincing queen) the same exact way in his last couple of roles. I actually found him quite annoying on FOX's THE COOL KIDS, which had a dream cast, but was awful: David Alan Grier, Martin Mull, Leslie Jordan, and Vicki Lawrence.

One of GREY'S ANATOMY's most prominent members has a new gig: Jesse Williams is making the transition from doctor to documentarian. The Grey’s Anatomy grad has boarded Season 3 of Hulu’s Only Murders in the Building, where he’ll appear in the recurring role of a documentarian who takes an interest in Charles, Oliver and Mabel’s latest investigation, our sister site Deadline reports. Further details, such as a character name, have not yet been disclosed.

One of GREY'S ANATOMY's most prominent members has a new gig: Jesse Williams is making the transition from doctor to documentarian. The Grey’s Anatomy grad has boarded Season 3 of Hulu’s Only Murders in the Building, where he’ll appear in the recurring role of a documentarian who takes an interest in Charles, Oliver and Mabel’s latest investigation, our sister site Deadline reports. Further details, such as a character name, have not yet been disclosed.

Aren't they supposed to, you know, sanitize things? The Clorox Company has recalled certain Pine-Sol cleaning products in connection to a bacteria exposure risk, the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) said Tuesday. Safety regulators said consumers should “immediately stop” using certain Pine-Sol cleaning products due to the possibility of them containing bacteria, including Pseudomonas aeruginosa. They should take pictures of the UPC and date codes before disposing of them, the CPSC said. Exposure to the bacteria for people who have weakened immune systems or use external medical devices carries a “risk of serious infection that may require medical treatment,” according to the CPSC. “With the health and safety of our products a top priority, Pine-Sol issued a voluntary recall of select scented Pine-Sol products, given some products may contain a bacteria,” Clorox told FOX Business. “People with healthy immune systems are usually not affected by the bacteria. We are issuing the voluntary recall out of an abundance of caution.” The following products with date codes starting with “A4” and followed by a five-digit number below 22249 are affected by the recall: Pine-Sol Scented Multi-Surface Cleaners in Lavender Clean, Sparkling Wave and Lemon Fresh scents. CloroxPro Pine-Sol All Purpose Cleaners in Lavender Clean, Sparkling Wave, Lemon Fresh and Orange Energy scents. Clorox Professional Pine-Sol Lemon Fresh Cleaners. Both Clorox and the CPSC noted that Original Pine-Sol (Pine Scent) has not been recalled. The affected products came in 28, 48, 60, 100, 144 and 175 fluid ounce bottles, according to the CPSC. “To date, testing has identified bacteria in certain recalled products, including those produced between January 2021 and September 2022,” the warning notice said. “Clorox produced approximately 37 million recalled products in that period.” No incidents have been reported in connection to the recall, according to the CPSC warning notice.Then affected products were sold on Amazon and other websites, CPSC said. They were also sold at retailers including Walmart, Sam’s Club, Dollar General, Target, Home Depot, BJ’s, Kroger, Dollar Tree, Lowe’s and Publix. Customers can visit pinesolrecall.com to request a reimbursement, Clorox told FOX Business.

Hopefully it's some small comfort that he probably went very quickly, with little or no suffering.

Eric McCormack called him “the funniest and flirtiest southern gent I’ve ever known."

I'd be flat broke... I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big A man with an impressive 9-and-a-half-inch penis has alleged he was rejected from a job because they thought he had an erection during his interview. British television network Channel 4 featured the man — Joe — on their show, aptly titled “My Massive C–k,” which follows well-endowed men. While some on the series admit they don’t mind their large appendages, others are seeking reduction surgeries following struggles to fit in among peers and strangers. Joe, who chose to withhold his surname, is among those who have said that their large penis has gotten in the way of leading a normal life, and even derailing his career. “The scaling is off, quite off. It’s thicker than my forearm, it’s about 7 [inches] around,” Joe said of his privates, according to Metro. Joe said his large member requires he wear special underwear with a “pouch” to “fit everything in,” and prevent his penis from “falling out.” However, Joe recalled that his bespoke briefs did him no favors during his embarrassing job interview. “The response I got was ‘You’re not going to get the job, we thought you were a good candidate, but we thought there was inappropriate behavior happening,'” he said on the program. “They thought I had an erection throughout this whole interview, and they were very much like, ‘You’re attire wasn’t right,'” Joe recalled — the subtext being “we can see your d–k,” he suggested. The synopsis or the show reads: “An extra-large penis is an object of desire for many. but for some men, ‘extra large’ seriously complicates their lives and relationships, and penis reduction surgery seems the only answer.” I'd think some members here might offer him a...ummm... job.

Did you understand them by the time you were an old teenager? I bought I've Really Got To Use My Imagination and Midnight Train To Georgia 45s.

So you could each have your own individual fantasies of Donny when you slept with the record.

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Oh, those violent Aussies! 2 men charged for blinding e-scooter rider with projectile potato Two young men accused of firing potatoes at e-scooter riders, which left one person blind in one eye, have faced court. Trent Phillip Green, 19, and Brandon John Nutu Micicoi, 20, are both charged with a string of offenses, including causing grievous bodily harm, over the alleged attack near Mettams Pool in Trigg, in Perth’s north, about 9.30 a.m. on May 20. Potatoes were allegedly fired or thrown at people from a passing car on West Coast Drive. A 28-year-old man suffered a fractured arm and facial injuries which required surgery to remove his eye, police said. When I was a young'n, a friend of mine got hit in the nose with a thrown potato. I don't remember the circumstances, but he was called 'Mr. Potato Nose' for awhile after that. Green and Micicoi briefly appeared in Perth Magistrates Court on Friday but did not enter a plea. They were arrested this week after a police investigation which included a public appeal for information. Inspector Brett Baddock said this week that police would allege the “dangerous act” was planned but not targeted at any one individual. “It would appear those involved thought it would be fun to use potatoes as projectiles aimed at people minding their own business and enjoying our coastal strip,” he said. “This so-called fun has ended in tragedy, with the victim losing one eye.” In addition to the grievous bodily harm charge, Mr. Green is facing one count of acts likely to endanger the life, health or safety of any person, as well as one count of possessing a prohibited weapon. Micicoi has also been charged with one count of acts likely to endanger the life, health or safety of any person, as well as three counts of common assault. The matter was adjourned until November 17. Thank God I live in NYC, not that lawless dystopian society down under.

2 men charged for blinding e-scooter rider with projectile potato Two young men accused of firing potatoes at e-scooter riders, which left one person blind in one eye, have faced court. Trent Phillip Green, 19, and Brandon John Nutu Micicoi, 20, are both charged with a string of offenses, including causing grievous bodily harm, over the alleged attack near Mettams Pool in Trigg, in Perth’s north, about 9.30 a.m. on May 20. Potatoes were allegedly fired or thrown at people from a passing car on West Coast Drive. A 28-year-old man suffered a fractured arm and facial injuries which required surgery to remove his eye, police said. When I was a young'n, a friend of mine got hit in the nose with a thrown potato. I don't remember the circumstances, but he was called 'Mr. Potato Nose' for awhile after that. Green and Micicoi briefly appeared in Perth Magistrates Court on Friday but did not enter a plea. They were arrested this week after a police investigation which included a public appeal for information. Inspector Brett Baddock said this week that police would allege the “dangerous act” was planned but not targeted at any one individual. “It would appear those involved thought it would be fun to use potatoes as projectiles aimed at people minding their own business and enjoying our coastal strip,” he said. “This so-called fun has ended in tragedy, with the victim losing one eye.” In addition to the grievous bodily harm charge, Mr. Green is facing one count of acts likely to endanger the life, health or safety of any person, as well as one count of possessing a prohibited weapon. Micicoi has also been charged with one count of acts likely to endanger the life, health or safety of any person, as well as three counts of common assault. The matter was adjourned until November 17. Thank God I live in NYC, not that lawless dystopian society down under.

So maybe in 2084 they'll rename it after Jesse Williams. Or his penis.

Phillies beat the Padres to advance to the world series. R. Suarez got the save. R. Suarez blew a save suffered the loss.

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If you're into Canadian Bacon & maple syrup, have I got a home for you! Price: $8,850,000 Size: Just under 10,000 square feet The place A nine-bed, six-bath, red-brick country-style estate in Lytton Park. The history This sprawling property sits on 1.8 acres of land, tucked away on a quiet residential street. Built by architect A. D. Vidler in 1914, the home has its own ravine with 77 feet of frontage and is surrounded by mature trees and lush gardens. A family of seven have lived here since 1966, preserving its most striking characteristics while adding some modern updates over the years. The tour The house has a Tudor-revival façade and a catslide slate roof with faux half-timbering elements. Evergreen and maple trees surround its stone portico entrance. Walking through the vestibule reveals an open foyer surrounded by oak millwork and flooring. The ceilings on the main floor are almost 10 feet high, illuminated by antique sconces. The formal dining room has a wood-burning fireplace and oak wainscoting, plus a walkout to the gardens and a butler’s door to the kitchen. Meanwhile, the living room features original crown moulding and a wood-burning fireplace flanked by large windows. There are two plaster festoons, one above the doorway to the solarium and the other directly across the room, architectural details often seen in revival homes of this style. Inside the solarium: terra cotta tile floors, a recessed ceiling and wall-to-wall arched windows. Throughout the second floor are anse de panier arches with wood pilasters. Oversized windows dominate this hallway and its staircase. This second-floor room has been traditionally used as a study. It has ample cabinetry, more wall-to-wall windows and a cork floor. The den has oak panelling and floors as well as a bay window. The main bedroom is over 300 square feet, with oak hardwood flooring throughout. It also has an ensuite bathroom. This third-floor bedroom has vaulted ceilings, hardwood flooring and yet another wood-burning fireplace. At 1,100 square feet, it’s bigger than most downtown condos and could easily be converted into a family room. Down the hall is this more modest bedroom with vintage wallpaper and sconces. The cloakroom overlooks the front garden, is about 100 square feet and has its own powder room. The backyard has a stone terrace and a patio shaded by a retractable awning. And, yes, that’s an in-ground pool over to the right. The garden and ravine are a part of the vast 1.8-acre property. The mature tree canopy gives it that English country-estate vibe. And that flower bed in the middle of the yard has its own pond.

Ms. Horne had faced challenges finding a home in the past, when many Manhattan co-ops weren’t welcoming to African-Americans. In an interview, singer Harry Belafonte said he had previously rented a penthouse apartment to Ms. Horne in the 1960s at a building he purchased at 300 West End Avenue. He had purchased the entire building and turned it into coops because the previous landlord wouldn’t allow African-Americans to live there, he said. Ms. Horne ultimately bought a fifth-floor apartment at the Volney—and eventually four others. She combined the first unit with an adjacent one to create one apartment with a large living room, dining room and two bedrooms, according to Ms. Horne’s daughter, Gail Lumet Buckley. Ms. Horne later bought another unit to use as an exercise room and then one as a guest suite and extra wardrobe space for her many evening gowns. A fifth unit became a private office, where her secretary worked. https://www.mansionglobal.com/articles/new-york-apartment-owned-by-lena-horne-hits-market-for-825-000-93794

Irwin family offers proposal, wedding packages to couples at Australian Zoo The Irwin family is opening its iconic Australia Zoo grounds for couples to pop the question or get married. Bindi Irwin and her husband Chandler were hitched at the Sunshine Coast venue in March 2020. They followed in the footsteps of parents Steve and Terri Irwin, who met at the zoo and also married there in 1992. Now, the family is offering up the opportunity for Aussies to make the most of the lush grounds and exotic scenery for their own weddings. “Whether you are looking for a small, intimate experience or a larger scale event, Australia Zoo is the perfect location for your wedding celebrations,” the website reads. Fans of the zoo have already taken to social media to share their excitement over the prospect of tying the knot at the venue. “Such an amazing place for all animal lovers to say their I dos,” wrote an Instagram user. “I’d literally fake an entire relationship to have a wedding here,” one user joked. “I mean, hint, hint, freakin’ hint,” wrote another, tagging their partner. There are a number of packages available that couples can choose from for their big day. All packages include a personal wedding planner to help curate the entire organization of the event. The Enchanting Elopement package is available for up to 40 guests and is also suitable for vow renewals. “This is my dream for our 10-year anniversary,” one Instagram user wrote. “A vow renewal and first Australia trip; we’re celebrating five years this November.” The Closest Thing To Heaven ceremony package gives brides the chance to walk down the aisle with kangaroos jumping past and exchange vows underneath gum trees. The Serengeti Safari ceremony package gives access to the African savanna plains where white rhinoceros, giraffes, zebras, and meerkats roam freely. A sunset ceremony and pre-dinner drinks package are available for those who want to watch the sun sink below the horizon before heading off to the reception. For those that are yet to pop the question, there are special packages available to create a unique proposal experience at the zoo. https://nypost.com/2022/10/22/irwin-family-offers-proposal-wedding-packages-to-couples-at-australian-zoo/ I'd only go for it if Paul Hogan officiated.

And, right on cue, tonight's GOLDEN GIRLS quote: Sophia: Hey, I got an idea. We got all these fruitcakes from this Christmas, last Christmas and the Christmas before that. Why don't we gather them all up and... Dorothy: And what? Build a bomb shelter? Sophia: No. We can unload them. I mean, bring 'em to the church for dessert. Rose: Well, actually, I think that's very nice. Like we say in St. Olaf, Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy!

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One of GREY'S ANATOMY's most prominent members will soon return for an episode he also directed. It was the fourth episode he directed.