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I don't want to make you jealous, but I've had about 25 MRIs (I've lost count of the actual figure) and have been told several times that I'm a great subject because I never move. Taking MRIs is my one great talent in life. I'm guessing you'd never want to use a geiger counter or compass around me.

I guess I unknowingly posted about you in that previous thread: The satisfaction of giving somebody else pleasure, and seeing their face (and hearing their sounds) knowing you're the one causing it? Or the competitive fire you feel being the biggest slut at the glory hole that night, losing count of the amount you have serviced? Or feeding your fantasy of being known as the male Linda Lovelace? Or all of the above?

My cost was driving into Manhattan to rent videos in Greenwich Village or Times Square (before they ruined it by closing all the video stores) then schlepping back a day or two later to return them after copying them.

Not for the last year+ since I got a ROKU, but I've seen every episode 100+ times except a few I can live without in the 30 years since it went into syndication. It's pretty much always been on for 2 hours twice a day, and at times thrice. So I remember all the punchlines and can google the specific dialogue.

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Nor am I, but why risk it? Wait a few weeks. Better safe than sorry.

It took me a while, but I finally started season 4. 2 episodes in and I'm enjoying it.

I think these women would say EVERYTHING! The Orange Police Department is searching for a group of five women who allegedly stole a safe with $9,000 inside it from a grocery store last week. Some of the women distracted employees at the store while others snuck to the back and heaved the safe into a grocery cart. The women then appear to calmly walk out of the store with a blanket or some other fabric covering the safe. “This is heartbreaking, especially during this holiday season. I hope these women are caught, jailed, and held to answer for their felonious crimes,” Orange Police Chief Dan Adams said in a statement. The theft happened at about 11 a.m. on Dec. 17 at a family business in Orange, a city about 30 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles. https://nypost.com/2022/12/25/california-women-steal-safe-with-9k-inside-from-grocery-store-in-brazen-theft/

Whatever you say, Blanche! After attending her college reunion and seeing that all the women had had facelifts and looked amazing, Blanche decided to go under the knife herself. But when the girls went to see her in the hospital, they found that she'd cancelled the surgery and checked out. Later, at home... ROSE- Where have you been? DOROTHY- You had us worried sick.BLANCHE- I'm sorry, I thought I'd get home before you left.I would have, if I hadn't seen this stunning dress in a store and realized how it would accentuate the soft, voluptuous curves of my gorgeous body.DOROTHY- Gorgeous body?Yesterday it was a bag of russet potatoes with earrings.BLANCHE- That depends on how you look at it.And Dr. Gordon Taylor obviously looked at it with desire in his eyes.He asked me out on friday night. ROSE- So you canceled the surgery for a date?BLANCHE- It wasn't any old date.It was with a plastic surgeon.Beauty is his stock in trade.He can create any face, any body he wants.What he wanted was mine.That got me to thinking.All my life I have had a unique charm that just kind of flowed naturally.If I tampered with that, I could risk losing forever that special magic that is blanche devereaux.That was a risk I was not willing to take.ROSE- That's why you decided not to have surgery.BLANCHE- No, I landed myself a doctor, so he can pay for it.Besides, I can live with the lines and wrinkles and sagging, as long as I have you three to grow old with.ROSE- What a lovely thing to say.BLANCHE- Yeah. Especially since no matter how old we get, I'll always be the youngest, and the prettiest and by far the most desirable.DOROTHY- You know, once again she had me in her corner right up until the end.

That's because you bought it, then passed it off as your own. Or because your friend was too drunk to remember who actually brought it. Blanche: [after telling the story of how her nanny left her] We Southerners don't forget things like that. Dorothy: It's true. Possum is brain food. No wonder you're so smart! (What's Christmas without a Golden Girls quote?) Why bother? If it's good enough for Martha, it should be good enough for you.

It's not snow; the site has dandruff. I'm sure @RadioRob is washing it with Head and Shoulders as we speak.

and who always wore his pants so tight, his bulge always arrived in a scene a second or two before the rest of him.

Do gays have their own calendar, like the Chinese & Jewish people? If so, does the new year begin on a different date every year like theirs? Just curious, as I've never heard anything about it.

The only thing notable to me is that the tree in the foreground looks almost bare, while the others are fairly lush.

Why do you keep bringing up Magda?

What makes you think I'm expecting to die?

I believe it was there that the escalators down to the platforms were quite long. It might've been Moscow, but I don't think so. I can check the videotape of that trip of I ever get ambitious (which means I won't). Actually, I was never in St Petersburg. It was still Leningrad until a few days after I was there.

When I went to the supermarket at 3:30 AM it was 50 degrees. 16 hours later it's 16 degrees.

Duh! A gag. Or a cock down the throat (which is a different kind of gag).

I just have to drive 30 miles to my sister's. It's supposed to be 26 degrees, but sunny. And she makes a noodle kugel that's worth the drive.

Speaking of questionable math skills, wouldn't that give you three holes to fill?

You're probably wrong about all of this, since your math skills seemed to have lessened a bit over the years as well. If your cock was 7 1/2 inches at 16 and you've lost 20% of your dick in 79 years, that makes you 95 now, and if THAT's true, you'll be 100 in 5 years, so I don't think you'd lose another inch and a quarter in only 5 more years.

Sad enough for you? A French hospital had to pay a man nearly $65,000 after a series of alleged errors resulted in the unnecessary “total removal of his penis,” which left him with “no feeling” in his nether regions. His penile reparations were decided recently by the Administrative Court of Nantes. “I have hatred towards this doctor who did not listen to me,” the unidentified alleged victim told local rag Frenchblue of the purported sexcessive procedure, which occurred in 2014 at the Nantes University Hospital. “He played Russian roulette with me!” The father of three, then aged 30, had been diagnosed with carcinoma, “a cancer that forms in epithelial tissue” that lines most of the person’s organs, per the Cleveland Clinic. In an effort to remedy his condition, the urologist at the hospital attempted to excise as much of the tumor as possible while minimizing the damage to his manhood. Unfortunately, through a series of “faulty breaches,” the cancer metastasized throughout his entire member, per the Administrative Court of Nantes. This caused the patient such “crazy” pain that he said at one point he even contemplated amputating his member himself. “It was my wife who stopped me,” said the Western France native. “I had the cutter, Betadine, and I was preparing my thing in the garage!” Over the years, the tallywacker tumor snowballed to the point that a doctor in Lyon claimed he had no choice but to remove the man’s penis. It was either that or he’d most likely die of the cancer, he said. And so, they decided to literally take the man’s mojo. “Indeed he had removed everything,” the “disgusted” amputee lamented of the allegedly preventable procedure. “He had just left the testicles and had cut at the base.” He added, “I’m really devastated and it’s really shameful.” And while the patient has allegedly learned to adjust via an unspecified coping mechanism, he claimed “you can’t replace a feeling of a penis with several sensors.” The man has since received €‎61,000 ($64,754.86) for “wrongful breaches” that led to “a total removal of the penis,” Frenchblue reported. His lawyer, Me Georges Parastatis, had initially sued for 1 million euros, which the French court rejected. However, he reportedly plans to file an appeal on the grounds that the “psychological damage was not taken into account.” On the bright side, the man’s cancer is finally in remission after years of heavy treatment. https://nypost.com/2022/12/23/man-awarded-65k-after-hospital-wrongfully-removes-penis/

The Giants become the first team to have twins in their bullpen.