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I made a similar comment to a female friend in college and she set me straight (so to speak). She was also the person who informed me that the actress who played Phyllis on THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW told a talk show host she had been called Clorox Bleachman, and from that day forward I never called her anything else. It might have actually been the same conversation.

Just a crack 😁😝😁😝

previous thread that might interest you

I prefer a similar, though slightly different, version.

DEAR ABBY: During a trip to Las Vegas, I kind of had a one-night stand. How do you ‘kind of’ have a one-night stand? I’m in a relationship. I felt bad afterward. Bully for you! Problem is, I started having feelings for this guy, “Leo.” We would message back and forth, more on my end than his. I guess you could say I was hung up on him. And I could say you were stalking him. I have since mended my relationship with my partner. Poor guy! (or gal) My issue is, Leo is best friends with my best friend’s husband. All Together Now! It’s a small world after all… When he visits, I am excluded, which means I can’t hang out with her. I tell her we are all adults, we are not in high school and can be in the same room with each other. It’s not fair to me. BOOfuckingHOO! Are my feelings justified? No, they’re moronic. Any advice? Yes… tell your partner to find someone better than you. — FEELING SHUNNED ON THE WEST COAST DEAR FEELING SLUT: This isn’t all about YOUR feelings. You stated that you feel you can be in the same room with your best friend, her husband and Leo socially. Hasn’t it occurred to you that Leo may not be as open-minded about that fling as you are? Seeing you may make him feel guilty. This may be a case of “what happens in Vegas” not only not staying in Vegas, but also having repercussions. See your best friend when Leo isn’t around. NEVER REPRODUCE!

The most boring day of the year will soon be upon us again. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

A. Why would I pay for an escort who is in retirement? B. Bitcoin

Baba Wawa always quoted that song when they discussed racism on THE VIEW.

I'm sorry you're missing out on something you wanted to see.

José Francisco Miranda (born June 29, 1998) is a Puerto Rican professional baseball infielder for the Minnesota Twins of Major League Baseball (MLB). He made his MLB debut in 2022. Personal life His cousin is actor and playwright Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Lin Manuel Miranda's cousin (you know-- the successful one in the family) has been evolving. He apparently felt worn down late last year and has been on a new workout program and diet, trying to eat more chicken and vegetables in lieu of sweets. “He looks sexy,” Correa said about Miranda. “You see that body? He looks sexy. He looks really good. He looks in shape, he looks ready to work.” an old pic... not the way he looks now, supposedly.

My mom told me she sat that way when she was 8 months pregnant with me and rested her belly on her legs.

Ron Howard, best known for his career-defining cameo in The First Nudie Musical, had some nice things to say about Cindy.

I know her twin brother Nipsey was a hoot!

The episode was about a Michael-Jackson-type entertainer. One of the kids he was accused of molesting was a sick girl who lived with her grandmother. First it came to light that granny trying to cash in on the other accusations, and then it was discovered that she had been intentionally giving the girl things to make her sick and had probably taken some years off her life.

a short lived ALL-TIME CLASSIC tv series (BATMAN). Give the woman some respect!

Or the SVU about an entertainer who liked being around kids a bit too much, in which she played a grandma with Munchausen's Syndrome who was slowly poisoning her granddaughter.

maybe for you...

Williams, best known for co-starring in the film The First Nudie Musical, was 75.

cancelled

Peacock has announced the movie Spoiler Alert will stream exclusively on Peacock, beginning Friday, Feb. 3.

I just read that Julia Child loved Costco and their hot dogs and would have one every time she shopped there. Bon Appetit!

https://www.gayforit.eu/video/142746/Brad-patton-

A pet fish did some online shopping and shared its owner’s credit card information while playing a video game, according to reports. Japanese YouTuber Mutekimaru, aka Maurice, runs a channel that features his Siamese fighting fish, or betta, playing Pokémon video games on a Nintendo Switch gaming console. A malfunction during a recent game of Pokémon Violet, however, returned the device to its home screen. Due to movements the fish made, the fish was able to open the Nintendo eShop on the screen and spend $4 of Maurice’s money to purchase points. The spendthrift pet also exposed its owner’s credit card information on a livestream. And he didn’t stop there. The fish went on to somehow download an app, spend reward money on a new avatar and ask the online payment company PayPal for a confirmation email. The little swimmer also managed to change Maurice’s account name from “Mutekimaru” to “ROWAWAWAWA.” Mutekimaru’s channel first caught the attention of gamers in the summer of 2020 by featuring videos of betta fish in video game competitions. Their tank is divided into different sections that are designated as the Left, Right, Up, Down, A and B buttons of a game controller. To capture the animals’ movements, a webcam is set up nearby. During play sessions, a total of four fish rotate every 12 hours to allow each to get some much-needed time to recharge. In 2020, one of the fish made headlines when it dethroned the reigning Pokémon Sapphire champion after more than 3,000 hours of continuous playtime. Another was able to uncover a game glitch that humans hadn’t discovered in 18 years. I'd imagine that the call to customer service to get the charge reversed might have been a first for the employee. https://nypost.com/2023/01/28/youtuber-mutekimaru-baffles-internet-by-having-fish-play-pokemon/

Bon Appetit! 'Massive' American eel found on Gulf Coast of Texas: 'Nightmare time' A 4-foot long American eel — about as large as the endangered species can grow — was found washed up on the Gulf Coast of Texas.