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Plot twist Reunite Bonnie and Clyde! Robbers' relatives want duo buried together 90 years after their deaths The lovers died during their robbery spree but their wish to be buried together was ignored.

Jet set Massive 46-foot 'garden gnome' warplane comes for free with purchase of $5M home A rare, 46-foot warplane acting as a “garden gnome” outside a $5 million English estate comes for free with the purchase of the sprawling property.

They know DEAR ABBY (or at least her daughter) from her column from when they (like you) read the NY POST everyday. BTW, Ann Landers did not want her column continued, so her daughter started a column of her own. Hilariously, like their long-feuding, advice-giving twin-sister mothers, the advice-giving cousins also allegedly feuded for years.

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Rebel Wilson Says She’s Gained Back 30 Lbs. After Weight Loss Due to Stress: ‘It Makes Me Feel Bad About Myself’ Alongside a snap and clip of herself wearing a black swimsuit and sunglasses in a hot tub aboard a boat, Wilson wrote, “Working really hard has meant that, coz of all the stress, I’ve gained 14kg’s (30 pounds)! It makes me feel bad about myself…it shouldn’t…but it does.” She continued, “I’m really proud of the work I’ve been doing on new movies and my memoir, it’s just been a LOT and I’ve lost focus on my healthy lifestyle. Anyone else going through the same thing?”

5 Slow-Cooker Meals That Will Feed the Whole Family — and Then Some These big-batch recipes couldn't be easier. When the weather gets cold and you’re stuck inside all day, it’s hard to find the motivation to whip up a delicious, home-cooked meal. https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/recipes/the-best-big-batch-slow-cooker-recipes

Madge's new face has egg all over it: Madonna Apologizes to Toronto for Saying 'Hello, Boston'

Though I ain't a fan of his choice of material, whenever I see Seth MacFarlane sing, it turns me on. He is so talented that I can actually forget about his perfectly symmetrical 'Hollywood' face. I even get a little hot & bothered watching him doing voices on THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW. And I know this will elicit WTFs (& TMIs), but there have been times over the years when he was really kicking it, that I found Bill Maher a bit attractive. But that started with his legendary Emmy Award-winning appearance on ROSEANNE.

The Knicks have a new guard this season, Donte DiVincenzo. He started his career in Milwaukee and I always thought he was cute (and seemed to have a nice butt). They recently traded for another guard named Malachi Flynn, who had been told in the past that he resembles Donte, so he expected a few jokes. What he didn't expect was his new nickname: “People already said I looked like him in the past,” Flynn said. “As soon I got traded, I knew that was going to happen.” Still, there was a twist to the jokes that Flynn hadn’t anticipated. With his furrowed eyebrows and frequent lack of a smile, Flynn has been dubbed “The Evil Donte.” “People say I look mad, I got to smile more,” Flynn said. “I don’t know what they want from me.” The best joke, Flynn said, was a knock of Super Mario Bros. It showed DiVincenzo as the smiling ‘Luigi’ and Flynn as his evil caricature, ‘Waluigi.’ “That’s Twitter. Twitter is undefeated,” Flynn said. “Can’t go against Twitter.”

"EVERY @*#%ING THING!" Cops arrest suspect who reportedly brought explosives to a North Carolina grocery store

@BuffaloKyle, we told you to stay inside & stay warm! Who needs a sled? Shirtless fan slides down snow trough at Bills' stadium during cleanup for playoff game Snow may have forced the NFL to push back the Bills wild card showdown with the Steelers, but Bills Mafia kept the playoff spirit alive Sunday. newspress-collage-4ib64mc67-1705273367007.mp4

My new boss wants to change everything that we do and how we do it. I disagree with most of it, plus she hasn’t been here long enough to know what she is talking about. Every time I try to push back, she accuses me of not wanting to change with the times and that I have “old school” ways that won’t work. That sounds to me like an ageist comment. How should I address this? Hmmm, I don’t love the comment that’s for sure, and I don’t blame you for wondering if it’s a reference to your age, way of thinking or both. However, that doesn’t mean that the spirit of the statement isn’t true. It’s not uncommon for employees to get stuck in familiar ways, making them resistant to change. New bosses also want to put their stamp on things, and the situation and state of the business dictates how quickly and aggressively they act. Resisting everything is not the way to demonstrate that you want to be part of the team. Try showing your boss that you are open-minded and willing to change — otherwise, you may be forced to make a bigger change. YOU WERE IN THE PAPERS THIS WEEK, YOU FOSSIL:

Scientists have confirmed the existence of the world’s oldest forest — and the ancient, secret spot is only a short drive from the hustle and bustle of the Big Apple. First discovered at the bottom of an abandoned quarry near the town of Cairo in the Catskill Mountains back in 2009, the experts have been working to learn the exact ages of the plants and trees growing in the area, where rocks reportedly up to 385 million years old hold the wooded area’s fossilized treasure. Researchers from SUNY Binghamton and the University of Cardiff in Wales, were excited to find evidence of extremely early plants — some that would have “even been seen by dinosaurs,” the BBC reported. The forest, just over two hours’ drive from NYC’s George Washington Bridge, once spread out over an area of about 250 miles. The soil sifters are said to have been focusing their efforts on an area roughly half the size of a football field. Rocks containing fossils dating back 385 million years were found in the scenic mountain region. brandtbolding – stock.adobe.com “The Cairo site is very special,” Christopher Berry, a paleobotanist at Cardiff University, told Science in 2019. “You are walking through the roots of ancient trees. Standing on the quarry surface we can reconstruct the living forest around us in our imagination,” he said. For years, Berry and his colleagues have been examining plant and tree fossils in the area to help them build their case. The New York site joins more far-flung locales such as the Amazon rainforest and Japan’s Yakushima Forest in an elite group of O.G.’s. The site isn’t currently open to the public, but is surrounded by a wealth of scenic beauty. demerzel21 – stock.adobe.com Those interested in visiting the exact site will be disappointed, at least for the time being — the quarry is owned by the Town of Cairo, and is currently strictly reserved for scientific study, out of concern for preservation of the area. There’s plenty else to see in the area however. Skiing at Windham Mountain and the trendy shops and restaurants of the city of Hudson are both just minutes away, while the hiking trails of Catskill Park are right on Cairo’s doorstep. The Cairo site isn’t the only extremely old find in the region — another forest site was previously discovered in nearby Gilboa, dating back just three years shy of the current crownbearer.

First-ever World's Ugliest Lawn competition crowns woman who says 'ex-husband left with lawnmower back in 2016' A yard in Australia took home first place in the first-ever World’s Ugliest Lawn competition.

Dear Abby: I have been with my wife, “Sandy,” for 40 years. We married as soon as it became possible for us as a gay couple. While our relationship isn’t perfect, we are deeply committed and I always assumed we shared the same values. Recently, one partner of a couple we know well was admitted to a care facility for advanced dementia. The other partner became involved with someone else almost immediately. I expressed to Sandy that I believe in “until death do you part,” and I was shocked to learn that Sandy not only supported the unfaithful partner, but said she believed one should get on with their life and she could actually see herself doing the same thing! I haven’t been able to get past this, and I now find myself questioning my confidence in our relationship. I’m torn between trying to fix all the minor issues and make our relationship perfect in the hope of holding on to her, and pulling away to avoid this future betrayal. Neither path seems right. I know we should talk, but I’m afraid it will just make things worse. What should I do? — Shattered in New York Dear Shattered: I think you already have an inkling of what my answer would be. What you should do is talk these uncomfortable subjects through. Because you are so threatened by what Sandy’s answers may be, do it in the office of a licensed therapist at your nearest LGBTQ Center. If you do, it may bring the two of you closer. Please keep in mind that none of us has a contract with God. If the shoe were to be on the other foot, and Sandy was the one with a lingering terminal illness, would she want you to rush out and find a new partner? Somehow, I doubt it. IF THERE ACTUALLY IS A GOD, I PRAY THAT SANDY DEVELOPS DEMENTIA SO YOU CAN PLAY THE DEVOTED MARTYR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LONELY SHRIVELED UP LIFE. Dear Abby: Last weekend, my son was married in a small church in Northern California, a perfect venue for a small wedding. The bride and groom come from large families, and in order to keep the cost down, they decided that children under 21 would be omitted from the guest list. (Example: My husband had only one friend invited to the wedding — my son’s godfather.) BE HONEST– DOES HE ACTUALLY HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS? My brother and his wife, who have three children under 21, were extremely offended that their children were not invited to accompany them. They missed the couple’s shower, didn’t show up to the wedding and offered no explanation. The morning of the rehearsal dinner, we learned the reason for their absence from my sister and her husband. Apparently, their children were extremely upset. We have tried to speak with them about the situation, with no response. Any suggestions? — Wedding Belle Blues Dear Blues: If your brother and his wife accepted the shower and wedding invitations and didn’t bother to show up, they were extremely rude. You did nothing wrong, and you don’t owe them an “explanation” for the fact that your son and his bride omitted their children from the guest list. Go on with your life, refuse to be intimidated and be happy for your son. KILL THE BASTARDS! (then send their estate a bill for the wasted meals)

25 caskets from 1800s cemetery threaten to fall off cliff into Lake Norman what could the caskets possibly hope to gain by making this threat?

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Texas zoo welcomes first African lion cub in nine years

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If she needs money, she can just sign an endorsement deal to put her face on a box of GRIFTees.

How old were you, 14? lube, patience... Explain this to me, because unless you are walking to a store in another city to pick up that Pillsbury product, I'm confused.