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Wear a fanny pack, but adjust it so the pack is on your hip, not blocking the meat or the buns. This topic brings back the fond memory of the evening at the Night Shift gay porn theater on 8th Ave when I was talking to Benny the cashier at the counter he was at (we were casual friends) and a guy came in wearing a sleeveless undershirt, jeans, work boots and a hardhat. He proceeded to take off the hardhat and his shirt, then took off his boots and jeans (revealing a jockstrap underneath). I gave Benny a quizzical look and he told me the guy's name was Hector, and he did this whenever he went there. Hector put his boots and hardhat back on, handed his jeans and shirt to Benny, and started to go towards the seating area. I groped a butt cheek as he went by, and off we went... now that's a BIG cock!

That doesn't mean that 65 is elderly.

the most interesting part of that story is the fact that the link is from yahoo .com entertainment!

Yes, but you just have to embrace the absurdity that the most expensive team in each league's history will miss the playoffs, probably finish with a losing record, and possibly both finish last. My sister's a Met fan, and her hubby's a Yankee fan. They were hoping for a Subway Series; instead they got two train wrecks.

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE ORIGINAL LYRICS TO THIS SONG: [Verse 1] When you're alone and life is making you lonely You can always go poundtown When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry Seems to help, I know, poundtown [Pre-Chorus] Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty How can you lose? The lights are much brighter there You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares [Chorus] So go poundtown Things will be great when you're poundtown No finer place for sure, poundtown Everything's waiting for you [Verse 2] Don't hang around and let your problems surround you There are movie shows poundtown Maybe you know some little places to go to Where they never close poundtown [Pre-Chorus] Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossa nova You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over Happy again The lights are much brighter there You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares [Chorus] So go poundtown Where all the lights are bright, poundtown Waiting for you tonight, poundtown You're gonna be alright now, poundtown [Instrumental Break w/ Backing Vocals] Poundtown Poundtown [Pre-Chorus] And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to Guide them along So maybe I'll see you there We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares [Chorus] So go poundtown Things will be great when you're poundtown Don't wait a minute more, poundtown Everything is waiting for you, poundtown [Outro] Poundtown (poundtown) Poundtown (poundtown) Poundtown (poundtown) Poundtown (poundtown)

It may be shocking that he married her that young, but two teenagers having carnal relations? Absolutely unheard of among children who were raised right.

'World's cheapest home' with 'avant-garde floor hole' lists for $1 in Michigan

He's been accused by a 2nd girl.

Elderly NYC beach shark attack victim had 5 surgeries in 8 days, now has permanent disability The 65-year-old Queens woman who narrowly survived a shark attack at Rockaway Beach earlier this month underwent five surgeries in eight days — and now has a “permanent disability,” her family said Thursday. Tatyana Koltunyuk — who lost a large piece of her left leg above the knee — will likely need more surgeries along with years of physical therapy, her daughter and son-in-law said. It's so sad that this YOUNG woman not only has to live out the many years she has left with this disability, she also has to live with having been slandered by @WilliamM's favorite newspaper, the NY Post.

New beetle species boasts 'very large' penis: 'Unique genitalia' I see you getting ready to click on the link...

Pet-friendly NYC homes pay $250 extra in monthly rent, study says A data study performed by Zumper to determine the most pet-friendly cities across the United States saw New York City rank 95th out of 100 cities on the list. The only cities in the study to score lower than New York City were Jersey City, N.J., Anaheim, Calif., Santa Ana, Calif. and Urban Honolulu, Hawaii. The low ranking in the study was thanks in large part to the conclusion reached that determined residents who reside in pet-friendly homes in New York City pay an average of $250 extra in rent each month. and that's if you can find one that allows pets.

Lars Nootbaar fouled a ball into a place that no one wants to be hit during Wednesday’s 8-0 loss to the Athletics. Nootbaar, 25, was up in the bottom of the fifth against starter Paul Blackburn at Busch Stadium when he fouled an 0-1 pitch into the ground and it ricocheted into his groin area. The outfielder crumpled to the ground in pain almost immediately before a team trainer could come out to attend to him. Nootbaar remained in the game for the rest of the at-bat and struck out, but he was replaced in the middle of the sixth inning by Jose Fermin. The team announced that Nootbar left with what they called a lower abdomen contusion.

Aldi to buy Winn-Dixie, expanding across Southeast The retailer announced the acquisition of 400 Winn-Dixie and Harveys Supermarket stores located in Alabama, Louisiana, Florida, Georgia and Mississippi,

Horrifying video captures bull goring matador in the rectum has anybody seen my donut pillow? w.mp4

Britney Spears and Sam Asghari separate after explosive fight about cheating rumors yawn! Asghari threatening to release 'extraordinarily embarrassing' Britney info if prenup not renegotiated sacre bleu!

NY Mets fans!

Small plates would just mean an extra trip to the kitchen for a refill, so nope. And whenever possible I'll eat directly from whatever pot/pan/tray I cooked with to avoid having an extra dish to wash. Living with a crippling back condition is such fun!

If you take the headline literally, it would be even more tragic. As written, it indicates that the elderly woman killed both Katharine McPhee and David Foster's nanny... which brings up the point that that nanny position is an especially lucrative one - by the time the kid is old enough to no longer need one, David Foster will be old enough to need one.

(BTW, thanks... I never realized this was a joke until reading your posts.) Series 5 — Episode 15 The Joker Emma mentions she’s visiting Sir Cavalier Rousicana and Steed quips, “He sounds like an opera”. I can quote The Avengers for occasional situations in life. 😎

isn't that usually the best option? 😇😁😁😇 Ask Amy? Don't y'all be jealous of my lifestyle of the poor and anonymous, but... On Sunday I spent 2 1/4 hours on highways to drive a total of 57 miles to my sister & back to see their new home improvements, get their old blender that's been sitting in the closet that they aren't sure works (I haven't checked yet), hit ShopRite on the way home (very good sale on blueberries and Coke Zero), and (much more importantly) pick up the 1 1/2 pens of Ozempic my brother in law had left over when his doctor switched him to the middle dosage pens. I had just taken my last shot last week, and since I'm in medicare's donut hole, a refill will cost $755 for a 3 month supply. This will get me to mid-Sept, then I'll have to switch back to metformin (I have plenty on-hand) until January. But I spent $5 on lottery tickets (which I haven't checked yet, either), so I'm sure my money concerns are already a thing of the past. and came home and gave myself a shot of Ozempic, of course.

Katharine McPhee and David Foster’s nanny fatally run over by elderly woman at car dealership

Trees in Hell Early in the summer, Mayor Eric Adam’s commitment to planting more trees arrived at Maria Hernandez Park. One day, during a late morning jaunt, I unexpectedly spotted the tree planters who had appeared like a mirage. Some of them were using heavy duty machinery to quicken the pace of digging holes, as others lugged around little baby trees to drop in. It was amazing to see how efficient this operation was. These were tree planting professionals. A couple months have passed since and it looks like those budding trees aren’t doing so hot. Nearby, a game is underway at the volleyball courts. Some money could be on the line. But that doesn’t concern me. I’m kneeling down next to a little tree that’s planted smack dab in the middle of an open patch of grass. The sun damage looks irreversible. Close by, two other newly planted trees are fairing a little better. The three of them make the shape of an isosceles triangle. I see two strangers walking a dog and I ask them what they think about the new trees. Someone named Amanda speaks up first. “The trees look sad,” she says, “It seems like they didn’t think it through.” Her companion, Kyle agrees. “Yea, it seems like they’re trying to meet a quota.” After telling them that the planting campaign was connected to Eric Adams’ latest park improvement efforts, Kyle quips back: “Yep, of course. I knew it.” Amanda is even more charged about this: “It makes no sense. So they planted the trees but look at them… it seems not well thought through… Just look at them… It looks like they’re all going to die.” Elsewhere, though, some newly planted trees look like they’re doing well; if they can survive the winter, then perhaps they’ll come into their own by springtime. As for the tree planting program, there seems to be no signs of it letting up. Succeeding Bloomberg’s MillionTreesNYC initiative in 2007, its latest iteration has all the right intentions. After all, trees help clean up the air by absorbing carbon emissions. Earlier this year, various borough presidents encouraged Adams to plant up to a million more trees across the five boroughs, City Limits reported; “Trees cross party lines and geographic lines. They are the great uniter,” Mark Levine, Manhattan’s borough president, said at the time. Now, in an ideal world, this would be true. But judging by the few maladapted trees, the execution of the program seems iffy. It’s as if these trees have been sent here to be damned. For the love of Maria Hernandez Park, is there enough space for even one more sad tree? https://bushwickdaily.com/bushwick/maria-hernandez-park-one-million-trees/