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Fortunately, I'm not even into Allison Brie... It’s not looking gouda for the fate of these cheeses. Certain French frommages are under threat of extinction due to a lack of microbial diversity, experts say, with varieties of bries, blues and the infamously stinky Camembert topping the high-risk list, according to the French National Center for Scientific Research (CNRS). “It’s very important to preserve diversity, even in microorganisms, and in particular in those we use for making food,” Jeanne Ropars, a research scientist specializing in evolutionary genetics and ecology at the French National Center for Scientific Research, told Culture magazine. Milk market news site US Dairy explains that most natural cheeses are made from the same four basic ingredients: milk, salt, rennet — a blend of animal enzymes that causes milk to coagulate, separating the cheese curd from liquid whey — and “good bacteria.” These microorganisms are the foundation of all the textures, smells, colors and flavors of all cheese, from Italian fresh mozzarella to the funky German Limburger (which is created with the same germs that cause foot odor). The fungi alters the originally orange, gray and green Camembert into a white wheel resembling brie. This singular strain is what cheesemakers rely on for this aesthetic — and what makes the industry so fragile. “Diversity is necessary for the survival of species. Without it, species are unable to cope with environmental change,” Ropars said as he urged scientists to identify or develop alternatives to Penicillium camemberti and other cheesemaking microorganisms. Ropars explained that the fungi are asexual, so there’s no way to avoid the extermination of genes when they mutate — and once that biodiversity is lost, there’s no way to get it back. To make more Penicillium camemberti, scientists have to clone it, and cloning an individual bacteria year after year can introduce harmful errors into the genome. The issue impacts not only how cheese is made, but how they’re regulated and traded globally. Many French cheeses fall under Protected Designation of Origin (PDO) standards, which officially links a variety of cheeses to the region where it was produced, according to the European Commission. PDO guidelines would have to be rewritten before dairies could produce traditional cheese with unconventional ingredients. According to Ropars, cheese lovers and the cheese industry are going to have to get used to seeing brie and Camembert appearing in colorful hues and variant flavors, which is just a small change to endure to keep the highly coveted cheese alive and well. It's a catastro-brie! Why your favorite cheese might be in danger of... NYPOST.COM It's not looking gouda for the fate of these cheeses.

They took PDA to new heights. A pair of “reckless clowns” had a mid-day tryst while riding on the top of a moving subway train in Queens, according to photos of the apparent death-defying sex act. “Men appear to be having sex on top of a NYC MTA train. What is the MTA doing about this?” an X user posted along with two images showing three people on the roof of a 7 train as it crosses raised tracks above the Van Wyck Expressway. The X account — which describes itself as “transit workers against corruption” — said the subway surfing romp happened last Friday afternoon, but the MTA was not able to confirm when it occurred. The transit agency slammed the obscene and dangerous stunt. “The only thing dumber than riding on top of a subway train is dropping pants in the process,” MTA Communications Director Tim Minton said in a statement to The Post. “Those reckless clowns aren’t thinking about the mess cleaners and other transit workers will have to deal with when their stupid stunt goes tragically wrong.” The MTA has tried to crack down on subway surfing with a campaign in September discouraging youths from risking their lives atop moving trains after a huge uptick in both incidents and deaths.

Johnny Oleksinski Running time: 55 minutes. Rated 13+. Streaming Feb. 16 on Prime Video. For months, questions have swirled around what exactly Jennifer Lopez’s musical film “This Is Me… Now: A Love Story” would be. We knew that the movie would feature songs from her new album, also called “This Is Me… Now,” and somehow concern itself with the many highs and Los of her topsy-turvy romances. Well, now that it’s here in all its gaudy glory, I can reveal that the Amazon flick is a whole lot wilder than touching introspection set to music. This ain’t an acoustic Springsteen on a stool, or Miley in the backyard. J.Lo has delivered an over-the-top song-and-dance camptacular, both gravely serious and deliriously funny, providing one cuckoo moment after another. It’s easy to imagine Lopez instructing director Dave Meyers, “Let’s get loud.” Her flick is blaring. An example of how surreal the cinematic therapy session is: Husband Ben Affleck (who made a splash at the Super Bowl) dons a lion’s mane wig to play a cable news host named Rex Stone, who announces on his show called “The Truth” that “love is dead!” Because the film is such a proudly ludicrous and thinly veiled retelling of actual events, it’s pass-the-popcorn entertaining. If only more A-List celebrities would interpret their headline-making personal lives as an absurd, big-budget musical co-starring Jane Fonda. I yelped when the “9 to 5” actress, playing an omniscient character called Sagittarius, looked down on J.Lo’s struggles from the cosmos and observed, “It’s like a ‘Vanderpump Rules’ marathon. And it’s four in the morning, and I stop judging them and I start judging myself.” Sag is a member of the high-in-the-sky Zodiac Council, alongside Trevor Noah (Libra), Kim Petras (Virgo), Keke Palmer (Scorpio), Sofia Vergara (Cancer), Jenifer Lewis (Gemini), Jay Shetty (Aries), Neil deGrasse Tyson (Taurus), Sadhguru (Pices) and Post Malone (Leo), who whimpers, “It makes me super sad. I just wanna give her a big hug!” Heaven’s top priority, naturally, is Jennifer Lopez. Or, sorry, not Jennifer Lopez at all. Her character here is called — wait for it — “The Artist.” Those ethereal beings watch closely as Artist endures a bad breakup with a guy with Affleck’s jawline, marries three times and then learns to love herself in the end. Literally. She croons a song to her inner child in the Bronx who shouts at her, “I didn’t get enough love from you! You left me alone!” After her dramatic opening split, which is visualized as a motorcycle accident on a vast stretch of water-covered land, Lopez has a kooky fantasy: She imagines that she is an assembly-line worker at the “Heart Factory,” where her and a group a women keep a huge mechanical ticker beating by feeding it flower petals. “This Is Me… Now” is never aesthetically realistic, per se, but some parts clearly take place in Los Angeles and New York, while others turn into a “Mad Max: Fury Road” perfume ad. You just never know. On the rebound in the sort-of-real world, she starts dating an angry “New Guy,” who punches the walls of her home — which, not giving a damn about subtlety, is a glass box — and keeps her attached to him using an even less subtle rope. When that courtship crumbles, the Artist moves on again. During a wedding dance, J.Lo marries three guys in a Bollywood-y montage. Part of the fun of watching “This Is Me… Now” is playing a game of “Name That Ex.” Is that dude Ojani Noa, Cris Judd or Marc Anthony? After all her marriages collapse, one fling she drags home with a bottle of booze is a dead ringer for Casper Smart. It’s that misguided hookup with a far younger man that leads her pals to stage an intervention. “We think you might be a sex addict,” says one. “Or a relationship addict,” chimes in another. “Running from one relationship to the next.” Those blunt bombshells, and the prodding of her therapist played by Fat Joe, results in her attending “Love Addicts Anonymous” — the hits, they keep on coming! — where she performs a moving number called “Broken Like Me” in a gymnasium. Lopez’s dancing, and all of the vigorous ensemble choreography, is fabulous throughout. And the $20 million production looks snazzier than your average Marvel movie these days. The “Singin’ In The Rain”-inspired finale is a heart-warmer. But the star is really Lopez’s brain, and how she earnestly determined that the best way to tell the story of the past thirty years would be to have Kim Petras and Post Malone play talking constellations. And for the life of Jenny from the Block, that was the right call. 'This Is Me... Now: A Love Story' review: Jennifer Lopez's tell-all... NYPOST.COM J.Lo has delivered an over-the-top song-and-dance camptacular.

For some reason, your post gave me a feeling of deja vu Posted November 25, 2022 Christmas is around the corner — and who wouldn’t want to celebrate the holidays in an actual gingerbread house made entirely out of Pop-Tarts? On Zillow, an off-the-market home described as the Pop-Tarts Gingerbread Lodge at 1 Kellogg’s Square has been listed. And it looks, well, delicious. The only problem? It’s probably meant for one of Santa’s little helpers. Spanning a tiny 35 square feet, Pop-Tarts described the home as “just north of the Wild Berry Woods in the foothills of the Applefritterlachians.” The pantry-style farmhouse features “frosted finishings” and “a toasty interior,” the listing notes. Features include a baked kitchen and living room with a frosted chocolate-chip archway. To celebrate their limited-edition gingerbread Pop-Tarts flavor, the company has featured the home on the real estate site. According to the listing, the home features built-in frosted raspberry cabinets, with frosted cookies-and-creme counter space. The living room comes with a “crafted Eggo Frosted Maple Flavor” area rug with mid-century modern Frosted Chocolate Fudge furnishings, the listing adds. It also comes with frosted gingerbread Pop-Tarts above the fireplace, posing as an art piece. The bedroom features Frosted Apple Fritter wallpaper and a sun-drenched reading nook, which “looks out on all .0006 acres of property,” the listing says. It “is fit for a full-on party that is anything but cookie-cutter,” the listing jokes. “This pastoral palace has to be seen – and tasted – to be believed.”

I liked the pecan danish ring my parents would often bring for 'coffee and' (pronounced Coffee Ann; I always wondered if Coffee Ann's surname was Entenmann) when we went to people's houses.

They had one on Queens Blvd until a few years ago; it was replaced by a 7 story apartment building. I used to stop in whenever I was passing by. I used to LOVE the blueberry cheese danish. They stopped making it decades ago. Oddly, I found one a few years later in the daily delivery to a convenience store near me & bought it - it was just as orgasmic as remembered, but, sadly, I've never seen one again.

Dear Abby: I’ve always been close to my children, but now that they are adults, it seems I’m losing my connection with one of them. He married a girl of a different race, and while that doesn’t bother me BECAUSE I’VE MANAGED TO AVOID MY FRIENDS FINDING OUT, I have a strong hunch she’s the reason he has distanced himself from not only me, but also the rest of the family. BECAUSE IT COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE THE HOSTILITY THAT SEEPS OUT OF MY PORES When I recently shared with him that I felt his wife is a bit of a busybody and had overstepped some boundaries, he told me he no longer wants a relationship with me. I don’t think BEING A BUSYBODY WHO HAD OVERSTEPPED SOME BOUNDARIES WAS anything so bad that he’d totally remove himself from my or our lives, but I’m no longer going to try to force him to be a part of this family. LUCKY HIM!!! After I blocked his wife from social media (because she doesn’t interact, but stalks and then reports back to him), he has blocked me. I’m usually good at dealing with conflict, but he’s steadily drawing further and further away. I love all my children, but he needs to realize it’s not ALL about his wife — we’re his family, too. I really need help with this one. MORE THAN YOU KNOW HONEY, MORE THAN YOU KNOW!— Adult’s Mom Dear Adult’s Mom RACIST BITCH: Leaving your daughter-in-law and her race out of this for a moment IS A COP-OUT, the situation you have described is one that sometimes SHOULD happens when a son gets married. When that happens, the young man’s allegiance switches from mom and family to his wife. Your daughter-in-law reviewing your posts and discussing them with your son isn’t outrageous, particularly if he isn’t viewing them himself. Were you posting something she found hurtful or offensive? If the answer is no, you may have to accept that, for whatever reason, your son has decided to move in a different direction. If the answer is yes, offer an apology and see if it’s possible to bury the hatchet. ARE A MOTHER IN LAW FROM HELL WHOSE PERCEPTION IS WRONG. Dear Abby: My husband of 30 years and I are in-house separated. We sleep in separate bedrooms. I want a divorce, but he refuses to leave, even though he could afford another house. Our grown son came to visit recently and was staying in our camper in our backyard. The camper is next to our swimming pool. Last Sunday, I looked out the kitchen window and saw my husband standing in the pool naked. Our son was in the camper at the time and came out to see his father standing there. When I asked my husband why he did this, my question was met with rage and yelling that he didn’t want to get his bathing suit wet. Don’t you think this is the behavior of a depraved person? — Finished in Florida Dear Finished: For your son to have seen his father naked in the swimming pool isn’t what is cause for concern. More alarming is that a change in his usual behavior may indicate a mental or emotional problem and calls for a medical evaluation. (He might be more open to it if your SON suggests it.) Please consult an attorney and ask what would be involved if you were to go through with that divorce. Get those answers now, before a crisis happens. NO, I THINK IT’S THE BEHAVIOR OF A MORON TO HAVE TO WRITE TO ME TO FIGURE OUT THAT HER HUSBAND IS LOSING IT. DEAR READERS: On this day that celebrates love, I want you to know how much I value the relationship I have with you. Wishing all of you a Happy Valentine’s Day! CONSISTENT INCOME THIS COLUMN HAD PROVIDED MY FAMILY FOR 70 YEARS — WITH LOVE, ABBY

Peacock is expanding its slate of scripted originals… and enlisting a Marvel superstar and a SUBWAY spokesman to help. The streamer has handed straight-to-series orders to four new scripted projects, TVLine has learned, including a sci-fi thriller starring Simu Liu (Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings) and a mockumentary starring SUBWAY spokesman Stephen Curry. The untitled Simu Liu series, with James Wan (The Conjuring, Aquaman) on board as an executive producer, is set “five minutes in the future” and stars Liu as an intelligence analyst who “realizes his brain has been hacked, giving the perpetrators access to everything he sees and hears,” per the official synopsis. “Caught between his shadowy agency and the unknown hackers, he must maintain a performance 24/7 to flush out who’s responsible and prove where his allegiance lies.” Mr. Throwback, from Happy Endings creator David Caspe, stars Adam Pally as a “down-on-his-luck memorabilia dealer” who “looks for redemption by reuniting with his sixth-grade teammate, NBA legend Steph Curry.” Curry will play himself in the comedy and serve as an EP as well. (The series was originally in development at NBC before moving to Peacock.) Also ordered to series at Peacock: Devil in Disguise: John Wayne Gacy, a scripted take on the infamous serial killer with Dr. Death’s Patrick Macmanus serving as writer and showrunner; and All Her Fault, a suburban thriller based on the bestselling novel about a mom who goes to pick up her son from a playdate with a new friend and finds that her son is missing.

Molly Shannon has been added to the 4th season cast. I'm guessing I'll find her character annoying. I often do, & given the series' propensity for having characters that annoy me even though I love it, that's probably a safe bet. You mean like when the suspect was in a restaurant in 'the Bronx' & the scene was shot on Queens Blvd?

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William “Bill” Post — the man who created the beloved toaster treat Pop-Tarts — died on Saturday, his family announced. He was 96. Post, a Michigan native and son of immigrants who worked his way up from a truck washer to a senior vice president, brightened millions of Americans’ mornings with the sweet pastry that hit the shelves in 1964. The great-grandfather is often credited with inventing the breakfast treat, though he would always say it was a team effort, according to his obituary. Post was raised in Grand Rapids as one of seven children of Dutch immigrants. He married his high school sweetheart, Florence Schut, and served in the Army Air Corps in occupied Japan. At the age of just 16, Post got a part-time gig washing trucks at Hekman Biscuit Company — what would eventually become the Keebler Company. Five years later he rose to the full-time position of personnel manager “but assisted with sales, production, or anything else that he could learn,” his loved ones wrote in his obit. Some 20 years later when Post was the plant manager of Hekman, he welcomed executives from Kellogg’s who asked Hekman/Keebler to develop a product they had in mind. This product would become the Pop-Tart — which is available in nearly every grocery store and supermarket in the US today. Post did numerous interviews about his invention during his lifetime and every time he said the credit was shared. “Bill would say, ‘I assembled an amazing team that developed Kellogg’s concept of a shelf-stable toaster pastry into a fine product that we could bring to market in the span of just four months,’,” his death notice states. He often shared the story of the Pop-Tart with younger generations, hoping to inspire them while always giving out samples of his invention. Post’s story of the four-month challenge to invent the Pop-Tart has inspired a Netflix film that is scheduled to be released in May. The movie “Unfrosted: The Pop-Tart Story” is written and directed by Jerry Seinfeld, who is starring in it alongside a host of big-name comedians.

NOT POOKIE!!! A VISUAL PUN... this one took me a moment

Charles, Oliver and Mabel are headed out west for Season 4 of Hulu’s Only Murders in the Building. In a new interview with Deadline, Craig Erwich, who oversees ABC, Freeform and Hulu, confirmed that the New York City-based comedy will relocate to California for at least part of Season 4. “I’m very excited to see Steve [Martin], Martin [Short] and Selena [Gomez] take a little break from the apartment building and come to Los Angeles,” Erwich said. “So in the same way that [series co-creator] John Hoffman used the canvas of Broadway to tell what I think was one of the most unique seasons you’ve ever seen, the same unique Only Murders take will be applied to Los Angeles.” In Only Murders’ Season 3 finale, Mabel received an invitation from her boyfriend Tobert (played by recurring guest star Jesse Williams) to accompany him to Golden State, while Oliver encouraged girlfriend Loretta (fellow recurring guest star Meryl Streep) to move to California to be with her son Dickie. Then there’s Charles, who’ll probably want to vacate the Arconia, at least temporarily, after a bullet meant for him took out his longtime stunt double Saz (played by Jane Lynch). (the best moment the show ever had) “I love New York — the characters, the richness, the depth is endless — and it’s a New York show,” Hoffman previously told TVLine. “But I don’t want to be afraid of things that make you go, ‘What?’ ‘Where are we?’ ‘Where are they now?’ I think you have to do that so it doesn’t feel too insular. “[The Arconia] is our apartment building, and much like how we want to get out and be in New York as much as possible, I think you also have to remember this trio and the potential for whatever would be happening in their lives that might lead them to go away for some reason,” he explained. He also assured us that the Arconia will always be a part of the show, adding: “It’s our building! I love it so, and we have devotion to it in every way.” No word yet if Streep or Williams will reprise their roles in Season 4. We also don’t have a timetable for start of production or release.

Entertainment giant Top Trumps USA will launch a Queens edition of board game classic Monopoly this fall and is seeking the input of Queens residents and businesses to capture the true essence of the borough. Top Trumps has collaborated with leading toy company Hasbro to launch Monopoly: Queens Edition and is asking well-established local businesses, organizations, and non-profits to nominate their favorite locations in the borough for the new board game. The two companies are inviting members of the public and local businesses to put forward submissions through the Monopoly Queens submissions page until March 15, with the official board game set to be released in the fall. Manufacturers are encouraging people to make their submissions as early as possible to maximize the chance of your favorite spots being featured in the new Queens edition. Since launching in 1935 with iconic tokens like the Racecar and Top Hat, Monopoly has remained a beloved classic, virtually unchanged in gameplay. Today, it remains a favorite family game, enjoyed by over a billion players in 114 countries. Monopoly Queens will replace the famous squares from the original Atlantic City game, such as Boardwalk and Park Place, with iconic Queens landmarks, businesses, and non-profits. The upcoming board game will also include several Monopoly staples, including customized Community Chest and Chance playing cards, Monopoly money, and property deeds. Hasbro and Top Trumps said they are hoping to ensure that every detail of the new board game pays homage to Queens and its most famous locations and businesses. Top Trumps representative Tim Barney said manufacturers are hoping to receive input from all sections of the Queens community. “Queens is such a unique community with a rich history and vibrant and diverse culture. We aim to ensure that Monopoly: Queens Edition is an accurate portrayal of what Queens locals and tourists love about this charming borough,” Barney said in a statement. “From little hole-in-the-wall spots to historic Queens staples, we would love for everyone to get on board and send us recommendations of their favorite businesses and organizations from all industries, as well as attractions and landmarks from all around town. It’s very much a game made by and for the people.” Rob MacKay, Director of Queens Tourism Council, said the game is an opportunity to showcase Queens’ diversity and culture. “Queens is the most diverse county in the entire world right now and more than half of residents were born in another country. Obviously, the restaurants are beyond incredible, but the borough is also a hot spot for culture, recreation, entertainment, shopping, hotels, history, and even surfing,” MacKay said, adding that Queens has “a lot to give” for the upcoming board game. To submit a location for the Monopoly Queens edition, click here or visit: www.toptrumps.us

QCP to host “Evening of Fine Food” celebrating borough’s culinary diversity, community support By Czarinna Andres The Queens Centers for Progress (QCP), a non-profit dedicated to providing services to children and adults with developmental disabilities, recently announced that it will be holding its 28th annual “Evening of Fine Food” event later this month. This annual event is scheduled for Tuesday, Feb. 27, at Terrace on the Park in Flushing Meadows-Corona Park, and celebrates the rich culinary diversity of Queens, while supporting the organization’s mission that focuses on promoting independence, community involvement and an enhanced quality of life for the individuals it serves. The event will showcase an array of gourmet dishes and beverages provided by top restaurants and beverage purveyors from across the borough. The event will feature returning favorites, such as Bourbon Street, Austin’s Ale House (Kitty Genovese was killed in the vestibule leading to the apartments over it), One Station Plaza and many others, alongside newcomers, offering attendees a taste of the borough’s unparalleled food scene. From fine dining to sweet treats and international flavors, the variety of offerings aims to highlight the diversity that defines Queens. The “Evening of Fine Food” serves as a major fundraiser for QCP, with proceeds directly supporting over 1,200 individuals with developmental disabilities. Tickets are available for $150 per person, with the event running from 6:30-9 p.m. For tickets and more information about the “Evening of Fine Food,” click here.

It depends on how many carbs it has...

It would if I cared. That's not a snarky response. I know where the other three are & the one I don't wasn't even a part of my mother's life past the age of 8, so I don't really have any curiosity about him. I'm not a big 'where did I come from' person. I can remember being at my dad's mom's apartment, or her being at other people's homes when I was there, but don't have any memories of specific interactions with her. I have happy memories of my mom's mom, making noodles from scratch with her, or eating the delicious hamburgers she made in a table-top oven. I wish she'd passed down her recipe, but she didn't. She lived a few blocks from the Yeshiva in which I was imprisoned through December 4th of 5th grade, so I occasionally saw her during the evening furlough.

I have no idea how old any of my grandparents were when they died, nor where my maternal grandfather is buried. And since both grandfathers died 33 years before I was born (1929 was not a great year in my family), when my parents were 22 & 8, none of those equations would work out all that well for me in all likelihood.

GREY'S has been bringing back former stars for guest appearances the past few years, and they have announced that Nico & Steven Spielberg's stepdaughter will be making appearances this season.

A man was convicted this week on two federal charges after he diverted the Platte River by hand through Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore in Michigan. “These allegations of tampering and vandalism by a man-made diversion of water at Platte River are disturbing,” said US Attorney Mark Totten in a statement. “The Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore and the Great Lakes are national gems, and my office takes preserving our natural treasures very seriously.” Andrew Howard, a 63-year-old man from Frankfort, Michigan, took a shovel to the park on Aug. 15, 2022. According to the US Attorney’s Office, he dug sediment and rocks out of the river basin and then stacked large rocks on a self-constructed dam. That diverted the river’s natural flow through the newly dug channel out to Lake Michigan. After 17 months, the spit the man dug through, finally started to reform. A view of the Platte River in May 2022 before it was altered by Andrew Howard Photos before the illegal diversion show the meandering river passing through the sandy spit parallel to the shoreline. The egress to the lake was nearly impossible for boaters, according to local media. “Within days, the natural power of the water and the dam caused the new channel to reach approximately 200 feet wide,” officials said in a press release. “The diversion created an unauthorized access for large boats to enter Platte Bay.” A trial brief mentioned an “influx in the number of fishermen that came to Platte River boat launch to take advantage of the favorable conditions of access created by the new channel,” according to Michigan Live. An aerial photo after the diversion shows a much deeper river with a channel directly out to the lake. The continuation of the river appears to be dammed. Howard was found was found guilty of tampering and vandalism on Feb. 7, 2024, for diverting the national park’s river. The Park Service investigated for months and sent out pleas to the public for information before Howard was charged. According to court testimony from a park ranger, “Howard dammed the river after being unable to navigate his boat into the bay that morning and later caught a coho salmon once the mouth was deepened,” Michigan Live reported. A ranger presented receipts for the shovel from the hardware store near Howard’s home where he bought it. Another ranger testified to seeing Howard using the shovel and stacking the rocks, which was corroborated by other witnesses. The fisherman is now awaiting sentencing for tampering and vandalism of a national park, which are federal misdemeanors. He faces a maximum of six months in prison, a $5,000 dollar fine, 5 years probation and mandatory restitution for diverting the Platte River. WTF?!?!? (other than the last part) Do they at least bother to slap his wrists? “Mr. Howard had a policy dispute with the National Park Service and took matters into his own hands, breaking the law rather than using lawful means to advocate for his position,” Totten said. “His actions resulted in significant financial and ecological harm and altered the landscape so many enjoyed.” According to local media, Howard was not the only one who had a gripe with the river flow. The state and the NPS dredged the river, creating an entry to the lake, every fall from 1968 to 2013, according to The Record Eagle in Traverse City, Michigan. The paper found that dredging started a year after seven salmon fishermen drowned when a storm blew over the lake and overturned fishing boats as they attempted to return to port via the Platte’s shallow mouth. Michigan Live called this the “Coho fever disaster.” Michigan Live spoke to an official at the Department of Natural Resources who said that the NPS didn’t like the dredging sediment deposited on the coast. A 2016 NPS report said that continually adding layers stopped dune vegetation. The official continued to say to Michigan Live that the illegal diversion actually helped the river by lowering upstream water levels by a foot. The DNR noted the oversaturated marshland and erosion from high water levels. And the new access solved a public safety concern by allowing rescue boats to easily access the bay. The area is popular with kayakers and beachgoers. Salmon proponents said that the diversion also makes a clearer path for Coho salmon returning to the river each year. The NPS had planned a $500,000 project to remove the dredging debris to allow nature to elongate the sandy spit and create a better environment for the endangered piping plover bird. That is on hold. https://nypost.com/2024/02/09/news/michigan-man-convicted-of-diverting-platte-river-by-hand-through-sleeping-bear-dunes-national-lakeshore/?dicbo=v2-rYJGokW So... was this a successful DIY project because he accomplished what he set out to do & created some ancillary benefits, or an unsuccessful one because he'll likely spend a few months in jail & a lot of money in restitution?

radio-station-baffled-after-200-foot-radio-tower-disappears “Have you seen a 200 foot tower going by?” That’s the question WJLX general manager Brett Elmore is asking everyone after thieves made off with his radio station’s AM tower last week, resulting in the station having to shut down. The Jasper, Alabama, station was ordered off air by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) as authorities continue to investigate how and why the heavy steel structure suddenly disappeared. “In all my years of being in the business, around the business, everything like that, I have never seen anything like this,” Elmore told The Post. “You don’t hear of a 200-foot tower being stolen,” he added.” While the self-proclaimed “Sound of Walker County,” still has its FM transmitter and tower, it is not allowed to operate while the AM station is off the air, according to FCC. AND THE HITS DON'T KEEP ON COMING... “Even though these are extraordinary circumstances they still wouldn’t allow us to do that even though we are the only voice in this community,” Elmore said, adding that the Walker County has a population of about 68,000 people. The bizarre theft has had a significant impact on the station — which has been on the air since the mid-1950s — and the community it services, he told The Post. “It’s a matter of safety. If something [significant] happened, listeners tune in and we won’t be there,” he said. “With our station down, the community has lost its sound and lost its voice.” Replacing the tower could cost the station anywhere between $60,000 to $100,000, Elmore told The Post, adding that the station’s grounds were not insured for theft. The theft was discovered Feb. 2, when a maintenance crew arrived to carry out some work on the site. The radio tower was previously located in a wooded area, behind a local poultry plant. According to Elmore, thieves dismantled the tower by cutting the wires that secured it and also stole other equipment from the property. He said the bandits also stole the station’s AM transmitter from a nearby building. Elmore immediately reported the theft, but said that local police were equally surprised at the brazen robbery. The thieves are believed to have stolen the tower to sell it for scrap metal. If caught, the suspects could face a fine or up to 10 years in prison. “Police have been looking at some video footage but there are no new developments as far as I’m aware,” Elmore said. Jasper police spokeswoman Rachel Karr confirmed Friday authorities are investigating the incident. In a statement, police said the theft was reported to police on Feb. 2, but the date and time of the crime is not known. Police are seeking tips from the public. News of the tower theft quickly went viral and Elmore is now trying to leverage that by starting a GoFundMe page to raise money for a replacement tower. It had raised just over $1,300 as of Friday afternoon. “It’s amazing a 200-foot tower could disappear but also very tragic because it hit a small business and a small community where local radio is very viable,” he said. For that reason, Elmore insists that a new tower will be protected with gates, locks and cameras. “I will not spare any expense in making sure Alcatraz seems like it hasn’t seen anything [compared to our facility],” he added.