HornyRetiree

Happy Holidays and Here's Hoping the Forum will be back in January! See you in 2019 ???????

Uh oh: https://nypost.com/2018/11/19/man-sues-spa-for-giving-him-an-x-rated-massage/

TOO BAD THERE ARE ASSHOLES like this. He could have expressed his discomfort & lack of interest immediately.

Not sure what your question is??? It is a Jack Off Club - Haven't been to this particular one but have been to others -- Usually rules are no mouth no ass -- hands - solo or with another.

For me it is HOT being in a crowd of naked, hard and eventually cumming men!!!! Some of us cum more than once:):

Not sure I see or understand your concern?

saw him yesterday and had a good massage. he's staying in a hotel in Koreatown. I had him come to me. Only negative....he talks too much.

GUESS one just needs to keep his mouth full:):)

Seems to charge extra if massage includes release.

why is a banana on this list?

No seat.

That seems like a poor decision! And a very limiting decision!

I'd love to be able to go see him. It's just a matter of my mobility and transportation. I can not walk far without my legs getting weak and needing to set down.

Did you get a walker that IS ALSO a seat? Hope so! That allows you to walk and rest, walk and rest.

I forgot to mention the cannabis issue.

High CBD, low THC varieties in edible form are amazing. CBD is a pain reliever while THC is the hallucinogen.

 

I am still on chemo (for the rest of my life) and the cannabis has been amazing on cutting down side effects, stimulating appetite, allowing for restful sleep, and reducing my chronic back pain by 75%.

 

I get it in gummy form - cookies, brownies and the like get stale too quickly.

Along w/ vaping cannibis I also take CBD oil capsules - even with 21% THC, I never experience any hallucingens! Either my system? Or that aspect is greatly exaggerated? I use some edibles when traveling - lollypops mostly as I don’t like gummies! I use a dropper to give CBD to the 12yo Pom I adopted in April - helps her hind quarters.

Thank-you! I had not heard of it before.

 

https://whole30.com/whole30-program-rules/

Done purely for 30 days, I lost 22# - 40# over 4 monts as I stayed on it - A1C droppped! - reprogramed body so Iended up not wanting most of what I had cut out.

What fibers do you recommend for a diabetic?

ALL THE HEALTHY DARK GREEN VEGETABLES - brocolli, kale, spinach, Brusells Sprouts along with sweet potatoes — google “whole30 rules”

At 70 w/ glucose that needs managing and RA, Hospital personnel are amazed that I take 4 meds (now 3) - they say that most my age take 24-30! I believe it as I have friends w/ this many.

I hate drugs and only take when it would be foolish not to.

Recently started using Cannibis (first time in my life) AND WOW! Pain is gone! One RA med gone and the other reduced 25%.

Talk about a natural miracle plant! I use a vaporizer 2x a day. It has given me my life back! I can stack firewood again! My hands work and I am no longer in so much pain I don’t want to move.

Thankful for THC.

Yes, USAF.

Yes, and in a country cemetary where we pallbearers had to lower the casket into the grave with straps!

Stopped at a roadside pull over on the way to a meeting this morning -- was approached and offered a blow job by an older, portly, grandfatherly man. I don't usually get turned on by older men BUT I was horny and can cum w/o getting super hard so figured why not:) It will feel good and I need to cum.

WELL, this 74yo (found out age after) gentleman GOT and KEPT my cock rock, "skin splitting" hard and had my cock head flared and red for 35 minutes while he kept me on the edge -- body quivering.

I finally had to tell him to go ahead and take my load so I wouldn't be late for my meeting! The biggest load I have ejaculated in quite a while! first 3 spurts in his mouth and after he pulled back, I shot 3 more big spurts on the ground! Surprised myself as my ejaculatory volume has decreased with age.

Afterwards, I had to hang on to a sapling to stay standing! Took several minutes before I was steady enough to move.

Thinking about this amazing (free:) session afterwards and decided it was his oral skills (of course) his pleasant smile and good energy AND his obvious Love for what he was doing and for my cock!!!

Maybe someday, I will run into him again.

WHEW! HOT and nice cock!!!

I recently encountered an interesting exchange with a client. We didn’t end up meeting due to a weird miscommunication. I recommended to him that he could take a warm shower before I arrive or when I get there to elevate his body temperature and open pores so the massage oil could better adhere to his body. He took offense to it and threw a fit to how I could discredit his hygiene.

 

My question is was I out of place to recommend clients to shower beforehand or when I arrive? My intentions were nowhere in the realm of questioning a clients hygeine.

WOW! His loss and I do believe you are lucky to not have had to meet w/ him!

Wish I were in OK j

Toilet paper is OVER so it hangs like a flaccid penis:)

Anyone have experience with Alex? Hard to know which section to post this as he does Escorting & Massage

https://rentmen.eu/MontrealOtter/

https://rentmasseur.com/Luisalfredo

 

Any 411 on this latino visiting chicago?

Certainly direct and to the point IF he is being truthful:):)

I dunno... I don't see this too differently than I do my uncle, who once asked me for money. Some people just don't have certain life skills. One of the guys who never paid me back took life pretty casually and was headed to Florida for vacation when he texted me asking for a loan.

 

On the other hand, when you're young the expenses of daily living can be overwhelming. My best SA buddy is going to school full time for accounting (mostly online), working one part-time job, driving an Uber and lives with 2 roommates. He's trying really, really hard to do this without getting any student loans and I can do the math on his budget... it's really difficult. He's never asked me for money but if he did I'd give it to him in a heartbeat.

 

My deadbeat uncle, on the other hand....

seems like you could just do something to help out/gift anyway.. you know what his needs and expenses are -- pay his rent share ahead a little and keep identity private? food delivered?? you know most about the situation.

When I was growing up we used raisins not green grapes! Apples, raisins, celery & walnuts.

Great massage. He used to work out of a studio in SF. I've seen him many times - wish he was still here.

nude? MT & HE ??

Read his services. What’s a massage without borders? A sex libido boost hot oil massage? Anyone?

LOL -- sounds like NO RESTRICTIONS (without Borders) and "I create a custom blend and apply in a hot male massage stimulating your full body and erogenous areas." sound erotically sexual.