Typical

I think it is a "lost in translation" issue. Not native speakers often don't perceive subtle messages or intent with word choices. I doubt it's meant in any condescending or offensive way. 
At least that's my take on these funny little phrases. 

Walked on your back? Like George Jefferson walked on Mr. Bentley's back???
 
Seems risky.

And did you use protection...?
 
Tested for what? Just ask someone for a "test"?
 
Strange public comment for a first time user without any particular useful information.

For a $5,000 processing fee and access to your banking details they will also transfer an unexpected $10 million inheritance into account!

His English isn’t strong. Sometimes the subtlety of how things can sound and be interpreted by a fluent speaker isn’t fully appreciated by ESL folks. He’s a nice guy. 

If you do get to see him you get a very, very, very lackluster and pointless experience. It’s not with your time much less your $200. 

If you do get to see him you get a very, very, very lackluster and pointless experience. It’s not with your time much less your $200. 

Yeah. Very lackluster and uninteresting experience. 

And did you use protection...?
 
Tested for what? Just ask someone for a "test"?
 
Strange public comment for a first time user without any particular useful information.

Not sure anyone "expects" a lower price for a way uptown location. But it's a real time commitment and a pain so there has to be some incentive. Lower price is one possible draw. If the service cost is comparable to midtown, why bother?
 
I guess the alternative is to sit way uptown without any clients!
 
Above 96th Street is just not a viable option for most people who work in midtown. One must trek way up and then trek way back down. It simply isn't worth the effort when there are numerous options much closer.
 
It's reality.

Not surprised. The ad reeks fake.
 
Put thinking caps on.......

Hands down, one of the most uninteresting 40 minutes of my life.

The one thing I am certain of on this topic that that most, if not all, crypto "currencies" will some day go to zero. The two questions are (1) how high will they go and how much volatility will they experience in the meantime and (2) WHEN will they finally go bust. Great fortunes will be made and lost during the ride whether that ride be 24 hours or 24 years.
 
Bitcoin is widely accepted by legitimate businesses now, but, with rare exception, upon receipt they IMMEDIATELY convert into a national currency. They do it to appease their customers who wish, for whatever reason, to trade in crypto.
 
I have money in several crypto currencies. I do not consider it an investment per se. It's essentially speculation or gambling. Nothing wrong with doing either, but just don't bet the farm.
 
Have fun at the casino! And good luck.

For a $5,000 processing fee and access to your banking details they will also transfer an unexpected $10 million inheritance into account!

It could be worse.  Watch Tinder Swindler.

Not sure anyone "expects" a lower price for a way uptown location. But it's a real time commitment and a pain so there has to be some incentive. Lower price is one possible draw. If the service cost is comparable to midtown, why bother?
 
I guess the alternative is to sit way uptown without any clients!
 
Above 96th Street is just not a viable option for most people who work in midtown. One must trek way up and then trek way back down. It simply isn't worth the effort when there are numerous options much closer.
 
It's reality.

It could be worse.  Watch Tinder Swindler.

It could be worse.  Watch Tinder Swindler.

Depends.
 
I saw a very good and hot therapist a few times before asking. He would put my hand on his chest while massaging my arm. On the third visit I told him that part of the session would be so much nicer if he removed his shirt. He smiled and replied that he agreed and took the shirt off.
 
Things took a very nice turn.
 
You will know when to ask. Don’t pass up the opportunity.
 
Ask nicely. And with humor.

I have no idea where cryptocurrency prices will go in the future and neither does anyone else. But it looks like, so far, the big "pump and dump" event in Miami a few weeks ago has not payed off for its sponsors as cryptos have only fallen further since the hype.
I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of bored "investors" with stimulus funds really inflated the market for awhile, feeding off of each other's trades. That is obviously not sustainable.
Don't gamble more than you can comfortable lose.  

And did you use protection...?
 
Tested for what? Just ask someone for a "test"?
 
Strange public comment for a first time user without any particular useful information.

Why book at the last minute? 
Why not? What's the problem of a polite request? If you can't or don't want to just say no. If you don't want to be bothered by requests turn on an auto reply that you are not available and maybe add that you will take appointments at x or y date or time. 
I sometimes book last minute because unexpected time in a busy schedule becomes available. Or the mood strikes. Or I find myself near a therapist's location.
The bigger annoyance is masseurs who use the "Available Now" indicator and then respond that they can see me "tomorrow" or "next Thursday". The word now actually has a very specific meaning in the English language. It means "at the present time".

Why book at the last minute? 
Why not? What's the problem of a polite request? If you can't or don't want to just say no. If you don't want to be bothered by requests turn on an auto reply that you are not available and maybe add that you will take appointments at x or y date or time. 
I sometimes book last minute because unexpected time in a busy schedule becomes available. Or the mood strikes. Or I find myself near a therapist's location.
The bigger annoyance is masseurs who use the "Available Now" indicator and then respond that they can see me "tomorrow" or "next Thursday". The word now actually has a very specific meaning in the English language. It means "at the present time".

Why book at the last minute? 
Why not? What's the problem of a polite request? If you can't or don't want to just say no. If you don't want to be bothered by requests turn on an auto reply that you are not available and maybe add that you will take appointments at x or y date or time. 
I sometimes book last minute because unexpected time in a busy schedule becomes available. Or the mood strikes. Or I find myself near a therapist's location.
The bigger annoyance is masseurs who use the "Available Now" indicator and then respond that they can see me "tomorrow" or "next Thursday". The word now actually has a very specific meaning in the English language. It means "at the present time".

Why book at the last minute? 
Why not? What's the problem of a polite request? If you can't or don't want to just say no. If you don't want to be bothered by requests turn on an auto reply that you are not available and maybe add that you will take appointments at x or y date or time. 
I sometimes book last minute because unexpected time in a busy schedule becomes available. Or the mood strikes. Or I find myself near a therapist's location.
The bigger annoyance is masseurs who use the "Available Now" indicator and then respond that they can see me "tomorrow" or "next Thursday". The word now actually has a very specific meaning in the English language. It means "at the present time".