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Typical

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  1. Keeps out the riff raff.
  2. Handing out plastic bottles of water is a sure way to make me never, ever return. It displays a cluelessness that is in this day and age breathtaking. A nice glass of cold, filtered tap water is the way to go. The world cannot absorb this toxic (it is highly toxic), plastic trash anymore. #plastickills
  3. 1. Rates are enticingly low for the described services. 2. The described services probably wouldn't be publicly described by a real business. 3. Unless I totally missed something the site makes no mention of service location. 4. They want an upfront credit card payment. This is either a total scam or they are trying really hard to make it seem like one.
  4. I saw Sean about a year ago in SF and liked the experience. I would certainly repeat only next visit.
  5. Why would you bother to do this? There are plenty of masseurs in NYC and most have their own space. Or they can come to you. This seems weird. I assume you ask because he wants you to pay upfront for the room cost. If so: a.) Worst case scenario: You send money and never hear from this person again. b.) Best case scenario: You spend extra cash that you wouldn't need to spend with 99% of the other guys. BIG red flag. Never heard this suggestion before, ever.
  6. "SPEELING ERROR". I suppose you are trying to be funny. Anyway, that this thread exists indicates we all have way too much time on our hands! Help.
  7. I contacted him the last time he was in NYC and after a very long delay finally replied asking for 1. a photo (No!), 2. a paragraph outlining what attracted me to his ad (No!) and he suggested we meet for the appointment in a park (Huh!?). Sometimes it just isn't worth it.
  8. He barely speaks a word of English, which is odd if he is actually Puerto Rican and under 40. He looks like his photos and has a tight body. But that's it. Overall I would say the experience is not compelling, especially at $160.
  9. It's more likely a signal of delusion.
  10. Typical

    #WTH

    Putting everything else aside....I would say this to anyone. Be very careful what you write to unknown persons in a text. You have no idea to whom you are writing or what they might do with it. Cheers.
  11. haha. I think most do! Try Leohandsome. The massage is decent - nothing to write home about; however, better than average I suppose. But the guy is gorgeous (and really sweet). He has amazing nipples. And from my experience he likes them fondled, and etc...
  12. Not a real massage in my opinion. But, if you like his looks and tight little body (the pictures are accurate) it may be worth your time and money.
  13. Typical

    #WTH

    From this post I gather you probably write too much. You may share too much superfluous information and ask a lot of questions. People who are not your family or friends just want the immediate and relevant information to the situation at hand. A few long texts about this, that and the other can annoy. Maybe it's a southern thing? But if this person is not from the south that level of verbosity can come across as particularly odd. I'm told that massage therapists deal with a lot of folks who get off just texting them about "what will happen". These potential 'clients' have absolutely no intention of making appointments. The discussion itself is their fetish. I'm sure that is tiresome and it accounts for those who cut off communications at a certain point. Anyway, short and to the point generally leads to successful relationships. More than two texts of a couple sentences is probably going sideways.
  14. Hush Manhattan on West 47th.
  15. I've never met him, but from his ad I place him in the same category as rentmasseur.com/tantrictouchnyc. In other words...a real hot mess.
  16. Not odd at all. It's a further fire wall to protect against potential SESTA prosecution. This has been discussed ad infinitum.
  17. Yep. Masks worn by therapist and client the entire appointment. That worked fine for me.
  18. Typical

    JuniorAZ

    Clearly there is something happening between these two (Mike530 and the subject masseur) that doesn't meet the eye here in this forum. People don't usually go off the rails as we just witnessed unless there is an intense emotional reason. Jealous boyfriend? Jealous want to be boyfriend? Stalker? Jilted lover? Any number of entertaining possibilities, but alas it's probably best to move on....
  19. Saw him maybe 5-6 years ago. Photos 2-5 are quite dated. When I saw him his massage skills were pretty weak. It was more like a hook-up and I really wasn't into it.
  20. Typical

    JuniorAZ

    And did you use protection...? Tested for what? Just ask someone for a "test"? Strange public comment for a first time user without any particular useful information.
  21. God no.
  22. All the yelling (CAPS) at the start of his ad copy telling you how he wants to be paid would be a NO GO FOR ME. Just not the right frame of mind for a relaxing experience. And so we don't even need to discuss a $250 massage price tag....LOL
  23. Agree. It's definitely a "going down a rabbit hole" post. So "term" it however you want. The point is one should't come from a COVID hot spot and break the law by not only ignoring a rational quarantine, but provide a relatively intimate (transmission likely) service in the process. Sheriff is coming!
  24. The word "provider" is weird.
  25. Then let's just call them grossly negligent. It's August and Florida is a COVID "hot spot". There are few visitors down there. They are moving to fertile economic ground. But they are breaking the law in a very flagrant manner. It's appalling and pretty stupid. Maybe they need a friendly quarantine reminder from the local sheriff.
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