Typical

He was ostensibly (okay, obviously) promoting himself on this site about a week ago as an over the moon “client”, got called out, and pulled down the post. His RM “reviews” indicate fantasy rates of $1k per hour or more. I would proceed with great caution.

I never met him, but he sounds like the kind of person of which the world needs more. Anyone who loves and supports animals is a gift to humanity. Will make a donation to the rescue organization.

Hmmm. Was the massage at least competent? I’d travel to him here during his NYC visit on the subway, so south Florida traffic won’t be an issue. 🙂

It’s not “gone”. It’s hidden when he isn’t working and doesn’t want inquires cluttering his phone and bothering him. More masseurs should use that function in my opinion.

I take many fewer fliers on new people than I did at $120-140. I stick to known quantities. If new guys want to build a business they need to provide a “soft opening” rate to build a business and not start at full (high) prices. I have 4-5 regulars that I know and trust who charge $180-$200 for excellent service without tip expectations. I see them regularly without any drama or disappointment on either side. They appreciate the consistent business and respectful encounters and I appreciate the good and reliable service sans ridiculous cash grabs. We all win over and over and over.

You do not owe this person a single word of explanation. Your reasons for not hiring him when he, evidently, needs money, are absolutely none of his business. Just tell him firmly that when you wish to hire him again he will be the first to know, that you have his contact, and you have don’t need reminders. I would be concerned about this relationship. There may be unfortunate reasons he seems to need money. Desperate people can do bad things. It may be best to pause and not engage in his life for some time. This is one reason why I rarely do appointments at my home. I do not want to bring people I do not know well that close to my life.

I’ve never been, but their motto is “come hairy and leave happy”. That’s a very specific word choice in my opinion.

Yes. These are old threads on Jason/Wolf. We miss him in NYC.

Independent service providers set the price they require for their services. This is completely different from waiters in a restaurant who are generally paid a below minimum wage because customer tips are assumed. The comparison is completely absurd. I pay the exact asked price if the service is as advertised. If the service is more than advertised, and I actually wanted the enhanced service, I will pay extra (call it a tip if you must). This policy has worked very well for me for many years.

This looks and sounds like our friend Wolf/ Jason previously from NYC and Dallas and perhaps Las Vegas, who is wonderful.

I don’t know about the tattoo question, but you are mixing up a whole different Eli. Your provided links are to a completely different person from South African Eli Noah, about whom this thread was started. I never saw any tattoo on Eli Noah, and I believe I have seen every inch of him dozens of times. 🙂 This isn’t him. No similarity at all except the name.

Completely different Eli.

Oh, wow! How do I get in there to pay a “pretty penny”?!!! 😆🤪🤑🙄🙄

Those nipples. Yes and yes. Brendan is a superb therapist and a good guy. Not sure what his sensual policies are these days. I haven’t seen him in a few years. Ad seems just therapeutic, but the new photos say YUMMY. If anything more than therapeutic is on the table, I would make a trip to Woodstock for two hours of bliss with this fella.

He’s an ambitious fella! Luckily for him, David Geffen might be prowling around L.A. these days. 🤑 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Sounds wonderful. Sign me up.

Probably because he wants $500 for a massage.

I reached out once and he asked me to “set up a profile” that he could review. lol. I‘m like, okay, if I’m going to get $250, I will. This isn’t a dating app.

I just thank God NYC isn’t wasting precious taxpayer resources on patrolling subways or filling pot holes or picking up trash and instead is now focused on ending handjobs given to people I don’t know by people I’ve never met in places I’ve never been. What a relief! I feel safer already. (Who are the loser cops signed up for this pathetic duty? Their families must be so proud! “Mom and Dad! I brought a halt to some dangerous handjobs on 42nd Street today! Are you proud?”)

How does this all go down? I’m unclear - did the undercover cops actually get a massage and then get an upgrade offer? Did they pay, which I assume would come from Police Department funds? Did they tip? They came back a few times? Were they naked? Did they have guns with them and while they were on a massage table, were the guns safely stored? I’m intrigued. My fantasy needs details.

Were they hot cops? 😛

His advertisement/ photos are not consistent with that stance. My assumption is many of these guys will not make certain statements to strangers over text in order to maintain plausible deniability

For me it was some of the most boring 50 minutes of my entire life. It was a massage appointment that really never got off the ground, so to speak. I think he prefers to lay down and be admired but not bothered. He barely said a word. I don’t think there was even a hint of a smile. Maybe there are clients who wish to just quietly caress his back while he sleeps? This was about three years ago. I still get drowsy whenever it crosses my mind.

His ad asks inquirers to text “a little about” themselves. Like what? Whether I have injuries or a communicable disease? My favorite color or my zodiac sign? Whether I like puppies? Whether I have homosexual or homicidal tendencies? Tell us what you wish to know, Dex! We’ll respond, or not.

He doesn’t exist anymore than the guy portrayed in the last set of fake photos used by “Ale” or “Milo”.