Typical

I don’t know about the tattoo question, but you are mixing up a whole different Eli. Your provided links are to a completely different person from South African Eli Noah, about whom this thread was started. I never saw any tattoo on Eli Noah, and I believe I have seen every inch of him dozens of times. 🙂 This isn’t him. No similarity at all except the name.

Completely different Eli.

Oh, wow! How do I get in there to pay a “pretty penny”?!!! 😆🤪🤑🙄🙄

Those nipples. Yes and yes. Brendan is a superb therapist and a good guy. Not sure what his sensual policies are these days. I haven’t seen him in a few years. Ad seems just therapeutic, but the new photos say YUMMY. If anything more than therapeutic is on the table, I would make a trip to Woodstock for two hours of bliss with this fella.

He’s an ambitious fella! Luckily for him, David Geffen might be prowling around L.A. these days. 🤑 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Sounds wonderful. Sign me up.

Probably because he wants $500 for a massage.

I reached out once and he asked me to “set up a profile” that he could review. lol. I‘m like, okay, if I’m going to get $250, I will. This isn’t a dating app.

I just thank God NYC isn’t wasting precious taxpayer resources on patrolling subways or filling pot holes or picking up trash and instead is now focused on ending handjobs given to people I don’t know by people I’ve never met in places I’ve never been. What a relief! I feel safer already. (Who are the loser cops signed up for this pathetic duty? Their families must be so proud! “Mom and Dad! I brought a halt to some dangerous handjobs on 42nd Street today! Are you proud?”)

How does this all go down? I’m unclear - did the undercover cops actually get a massage and then get an upgrade offer? Did they pay, which I assume would come from Police Department funds? Did they tip? They came back a few times? Were they naked? Did they have guns with them and while they were on a massage table, were the guns safely stored? I’m intrigued. My fantasy needs details.

Were they hot cops? 😛

His advertisement/ photos are not consistent with that stance. My assumption is many of these guys will not make certain statements to strangers over text in order to maintain plausible deniability

For me it was some of the most boring 50 minutes of my entire life. It was a massage appointment that really never got off the ground, so to speak. I think he prefers to lay down and be admired but not bothered. He barely said a word. I don’t think there was even a hint of a smile. Maybe there are clients who wish to just quietly caress his back while he sleeps? This was about three years ago. I still get drowsy whenever it crosses my mind.

His ad asks inquirers to text “a little about” themselves. Like what? Whether I have injuries or a communicable disease? My favorite color or my zodiac sign? Whether I like puppies? Whether I have homosexual or homicidal tendencies? Tell us what you wish to know, Dex! We’ll respond, or not.

He doesn’t exist anymore than the guy portrayed in the last set of fake photos used by “Ale” or “Milo”.

Gloves for a HE? That offensive and weird. If that strange peculiarity isn’t mentioned upfront (before appointment is confirmed) that’s a big problem. He’s hot, but no one is that hot.

Fake photos. Fake massage. Real theft when your back is turned. MF should be held accountable for allowing this ad to reappear from time to time.

Language translation gibberish from the “spa” operator.

I saw him and I can’t imagine he’s not at least bi. The “girlfriend” talk can be just chatter or maybe he means girlfriend in a brunch meeting type way. I liked him. But not just for the massage. 😏

He didn’t say your body “wasn’t good enough”. He said your photos were perhaps misleading on that front. Big difference. It’s like a little resume padding: Don’t be surprised if you are called out on it.

Yeah, this is the same model’s photos that appear on masseurfinder (albeit with more clothing) from time to time. All fake. Fake photos. Fake massage. Real theft. The guy in the pictures may be real, but he isn’t giving massages in NYC!

Service providers need to tell customers how much they want to provide x service in y location on z date. I have no ability to or interest in figuring out input values anymore than I can or wish to determine Whole Foods’ ultimate cost to procure, ship and provide a can of chickpeas. Just say it. Don’t be coy. If the price seems a reasonable value proposition to me, I will hire. If not, we both move on. Now, if said contracted service is enhanced and the value is increased, I will likely pay more (ahem, “tip”); otherwise, I pay the requested amount. This paradigm has worked very well for me over the years. That said, people can do whatever they wish with their money! They can set it on fire or transfer it to a Nigerian prince. If they feel tipping provides them more future value, then they should tip away! It’s not my business or anyone else’s.

He would be a very welcome addition if real and remotely competent.

The punctuation isn’t perfect, but it gets the point across pretty clearly.

Sounds like Eli and Deon may have moved back to South Africa, which was their plan. Wish I could have gotten one more appointment in. 😔