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    Smurof got a reaction from + Pensant in What was the worst job you ever had? That you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy....   
    Was phony a pun there?
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    Smurof got a reaction from prof in What was the worst job you ever had? That you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy....   
    Was phony a pun there?
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    Smurof got a reaction from samhexum in Do I take legal action or do I take the difficult "high road"?   
    One year ago today, my ex did something that was incredibly sinister : outed me to my family. This has created a world of psychological damage to me. There's a current restraining order from him on me which goes for over a few more years, but I wonder if this crossed the line with what he did from being immoral to being criminal.
     
    What makes it so much further frustrating is that he boasts PUBLICLY of the criminal activity he's involved in, and has at a minimum one close friend in law enforcement who looks the other way. I've informed them of his activities, and they choose to do nothing. My therapist as well as people I talk to, which isn't very many, all collectively tell me that I need to put the hurtful things he does behind me, or I will be the one who gets in trouble, not him.
     
    It should go without saying I feel he should be behind bars, but I also know two things about being in jail. At some point in time, you get out, and then my safety and well-being re-become endangered. Also, if incarcerated, he has contacts who can invoke further problems to me, which I'm also fearful of.
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    Smurof got a reaction from marylander1940 in What are you old enough to remember?   
    Screaming bloody murder on a choo choo train ride at age 3. The ride went in a small circle on a track. Therapy started shortly thereafter, and continues to this day. I'll let Amtrak know when I'm ready....
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    Smurof got a reaction from Alisterxxx in Donation on Arrival or After Service?   
    First time, always before. All subsequent visits, either one is fine. Never do advance pre-paid visit plans. Clients and providers seem to frequently disagree on the number that is presently in session. It is frustrating to think a provider believes you are ripping them off when you aren't because they count visits incorrectly, not you.
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    Smurof got a reaction from + robear in A Mount Rushmore of massage providers   
    My porn star Mount Rushmore post was lots of fun (Is Jeff Stryker really over-rated)? So I figured it makes sense to put your personal favorite masseurs carved on a mountain, your top 4. Each list should be personal to you, but it will be interesting to see repeat names on some of yours. Here's mine :
     
    Bold Bodywork Brent (Las Vegas), Bearmasseur (San Diego), Massage By Matt (Colorado Springs), MichaelG (Las Vegas). Michael has the most skilled hands when I'm on my back, Brent has the most skilled hands when I'm on my front, Steve (Bearmasseur) has the most skilled [censored] when I'm on my front, and Matt has the most skilled [censored] when I'm on my back.
     
    P.S. censored isn't necessarily what you think it might be!
     
    If I were to have a Mount Rushmore of guys I want to see the most, it would be Tampa Tyler (northern FL), AdamExplorer (TX), Miami Hung Muscle (southern FL), and TopNotchLatin (CA)
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    Smurof got a reaction from orville in What is something you like that is generally considered feminine or "for girls"?   
    Pitching fast underhand at the neighborhood park. Listening to Manilow on my portable stereo further distanced my masculinity.
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    Smurof got a reaction from orville in Have you Done Porn?   
    We're just all waiting for your drummer to show up.
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    Smurof got a reaction from marylander1940 in Mushroom head appreciation thread   
    Can anyone identify who this is?
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    Smurof got a reaction from MikeBiDude in How Many Guys Have You Had Sex With?   
    It was fun to figure it all out, but my total is nine. However odd as it may be, only two were "me in them AND them in me" encounters! I appear to be a bi bottom by a hair.
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    Smurof reacted to MikeBiDude in Happy Birthday Mikebidude   
    They haven’t shown up yet? Sure you got the address right ??‍♂️
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    Smurof got a reaction from harlow in Who is on your Mount Rushmore of gay porn?   
    See how the youngins age first before plopping enshrining them in marble. Will Reno Gold be a name we remember even 2 years from now?
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    Smurof got a reaction from + azdr0710 in Who is on your Mount Rushmore of gay porn?   
    See how the youngins age first before plopping enshrining them in marble. Will Reno Gold be a name we remember even 2 years from now?
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    Smurof got a reaction from Monarchy79 in Who is on your Mount Rushmore of gay porn?   
    The criteria is simply your own personal favorite four men from that genre.
     
    Mine are Jeff Stryker - he once referred to me as a "dear friend" in real life, Jason Adonis - I love that rimming was his forte on most of his partners, Matthew Rush - considering his balls were so taut, I'm surprised I never saw a scene of someone swallowing his entire genital region, and Bobby Blake - I remember him doing one straight scene, and it was one of the most awkward porn moments seeing someone so uncomfortably out of their element.
     
    If someone wants to take the time to superimpose these legends on that famous mountain for me, that would be awesome!
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    Smurof got a reaction from + Yellowrod in Who is on your Mount Rushmore of gay porn?   
    The criteria is simply your own personal favorite four men from that genre.
     
    Mine are Jeff Stryker - he once referred to me as a "dear friend" in real life, Jason Adonis - I love that rimming was his forte on most of his partners, Matthew Rush - considering his balls were so taut, I'm surprised I never saw a scene of someone swallowing his entire genital region, and Bobby Blake - I remember him doing one straight scene, and it was one of the most awkward porn moments seeing someone so uncomfortably out of their element.
     
    If someone wants to take the time to superimpose these legends on that famous mountain for me, that would be awesome!
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    Smurof got a reaction from marylander1940 in Who is on your Mount Rushmore of gay porn?   
    The criteria is simply your own personal favorite four men from that genre.
     
    Mine are Jeff Stryker - he once referred to me as a "dear friend" in real life, Jason Adonis - I love that rimming was his forte on most of his partners, Matthew Rush - considering his balls were so taut, I'm surprised I never saw a scene of someone swallowing his entire genital region, and Bobby Blake - I remember him doing one straight scene, and it was one of the most awkward porn moments seeing someone so uncomfortably out of their element.
     
    If someone wants to take the time to superimpose these legends on that famous mountain for me, that would be awesome!
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    Smurof got a reaction from Ron Katt in Mushroom head appreciation thread   
    Can anyone identify who this is?
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    Smurof got a reaction from Clintbr in Who is on your Mount Rushmore of gay porn?   
    The criteria is simply your own personal favorite four men from that genre.
     
    Mine are Jeff Stryker - he once referred to me as a "dear friend" in real life, Jason Adonis - I love that rimming was his forte on most of his partners, Matthew Rush - considering his balls were so taut, I'm surprised I never saw a scene of someone swallowing his entire genital region, and Bobby Blake - I remember him doing one straight scene, and it was one of the most awkward porn moments seeing someone so uncomfortably out of their element.
     
    If someone wants to take the time to superimpose these legends on that famous mountain for me, that would be awesome!
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    Smurof got a reaction from Becket in Who is on your Mount Rushmore of gay porn?   
    The criteria is simply your own personal favorite four men from that genre.
     
    Mine are Jeff Stryker - he once referred to me as a "dear friend" in real life, Jason Adonis - I love that rimming was his forte on most of his partners, Matthew Rush - considering his balls were so taut, I'm surprised I never saw a scene of someone swallowing his entire genital region, and Bobby Blake - I remember him doing one straight scene, and it was one of the most awkward porn moments seeing someone so uncomfortably out of their element.
     
    If someone wants to take the time to superimpose these legends on that famous mountain for me, that would be awesome!
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    Smurof reacted to Merboy in Who is on your Mount Rushmore of gay porn?   
    Great thread title haha...
     
    This guy has to be number one:
     

     
    And the finale of this video has to be number one as well:
     
    https://www.pornflip.com/u1nxhxU1-VQ/josh-dawson-chandler
     
     
    As for the rest, the shortlist will be (in no particular order):
     
    Cain from CF
    Brandon from SC
    Cody Foster
    Gianfranco
    Sonny Markham
    Jeff Stryker
    Roman Heart
    Pavel Novotny
    Rocky Armano
    Vinnie Marino
    Kaden Saylor
    Brady Jensen
    Brent Corrigan
    Jesse Jackman
    Darius Ferdynand
    Carter Dane
    Arad
    Marcelo Lars and the entire cast of Male Tales (Kristen Bjorn)
    Franco Corelli
    John Pruitt....etc.
     
    and especially the lovely and talented Mr. Tyler Saint (who's a doll of a guy!)
     
    ah what the hell all of them.... So hard to choose from such great guys... It'll be a HUGE monument.
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    Smurof reacted to KeepItReal in Who is on your Mount Rushmore of gay porn?   
    My preference has shifted as I have matured. If you had asked me 10 years ago it would probably have been a whose who of BelAmi models (Max Orloff, Tommy Hansen, Lukas Ridgeston and Kris Evans). Today the list would include a wider range of men like DeAngelo Jackson and Armond Rizzo - I have discovered the joys of diversity! ?
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    Smurof got a reaction from ca188 in Holiday Guide to massage code-busting   
    Therapeutic - You're covered by a sheet or sheets, except for areas worked on, prices are low, masseur is probably certified.
     
    Sensual - You're probably not covered, touching the masseur is probably permitted with your hands, possibly your mouth. Returning the favor is highly unlikely, although a happy ending is almost certainly probable for you. The masseur is probably not certified. The price is almost always higher than a therapeutic massage.
     
    Erotic - Almost always code for no real massage at all. You're paying an escort rate, but comfortable in your own mind referring to having sex as booking an erotic massage. The session might start out with a massage, but at a minimum mutual oral play is involved.
     
    Happy Holidays to all providers and relax seekers out there.
     
    Smurof
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    Smurof got a reaction from Kris_Canada in Shawn Mendes   
    Pectorals, singing ability, genital size are my likes of Mr. Mendes, in that order.
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    Smurof got a reaction from marylander1940 in Did the pandemic create a nation of buff men?   
    It seems to me that since March of last year, the volume of men who have become attractively muscular is immense. Most surprising to me are the sheer volume of "twinks" who were in porn as wiry types with big cocks in 2019 who have since turned to weight lifting for a hot body to go along with their already nice looking penis. I wish I could remember off the top of my head the name of a relatively new site devoted to twinks fucking hunks. Honestly, many of these youngsters have put on so much beef that at SOME angles it's difficult to distinguish who is who. ?
     
    The first "regular guy" who is famous who I know of that had a body that went from literal twig to genuine stud (who wasn't a porn star) is comedian Carrot Top. Seeing the massive body change of musician Mike Posner, gossip king Perez Hilton, and especially YouTuber Tyler Oakley has been pretty amazing to me. It has garnered a VERY large increase in their fan bases, mostly more men.
     
    I do give kudos to those that have made it a focus to be fit and stay fit since their teens, and still maintain a great looking body when they are advanced in age. Terminally healthy individuals will always have a leg up on their newly joined counterparts, but should be no less interesting. However, I'll always be a fan of before and "after" photos!
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