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Though certain words take some time to say. Look at mooiiii. Look at moooiiiii!

I don't think that whispering "want to get fucked?" in the guy's ear needs to ruin the mood. It can be done sexily.

A lot of Scots also talk faster than the English, which can amplify the problem.

I once had a co-worker who was Scottish. She was married to an American and had lived here in the USA for many years. She told the story that when her brother turned 18 he went off to London to seek work. She said that he soon returned home because he said that his accent was so thick that no one could understand him.

Ha. I moved to London at 16, so my accent is very mild. Americans tend to think I'm Irish, and Scots think I'm English. I don't know what Aussies think... I should ask.

Best of everything to you in your retirement. You'll be missed-one of the good guys who treats clients honestly & always provides a stellar experience.

I'll volunteer to be your test case, although I suspect you'll find one sooner.

Always sounded sexily Scottish to me !

Variable quality sex, exposure to potentially dangerous situations, possible arrest and criminal record (depending on jurisdiction), exposure to STIs, less money than one might expect, especially in light of the time spent arranging each meet... I could go on listing the disbenefits for an hour or more. I enjoy escorting, which is why I’m continuing to meet some regulars in my semi-retirement, but it would be misguided to think that escorts don’t earn their fees.

Ha. I moved to London at 16, so my accent is very mild. Americans tend to think I'm Irish, and Scots think I'm English. I don't know what Aussies think... I should ask.

Variable quality sex, exposure to potentially dangerous situations, possible arrest and criminal record (depending on jurisdiction), exposure to STIs, less money than one might expect, especially in light of the time spent arranging each meet... I could go on listing the disbenefits for an hour or more. I enjoy escorting, which is why I’m continuing to meet some regulars in my semi-retirement, but it would be misguided to think that escorts don’t earn their fees.

The word 'no' does not have to be used for a rape to have occurred. For sex not to be rape the receptive partner must consent. That consent can be implied, but not simply assumed. The other person doesn't need to be psychic; he can ask!

Sounds to me waaay better than a happy ending by hand or oral, but maybe that's my preference.

I don't think that whispering "want to get fucked?" in the guy's ear needs to ruin the mood. It can be done sexily.

If you have to explain it, it wasn't funny.

That depends on

I actually do have a very thick dick and 8". Escorts think I exaggerate until they meet me. They are always shocked. It wasn't until I started meeting escorts that I discovered I was actually not the norm. I have also learned that size in most cases is irrelevant to being with a great partner

Self-awareness is always an attractive trait. Now if only I could understand a Glaswegian accent.

Fair enough. I also feel able to be a little more selfish when having unpaid sex. There’s usually less expectation on my partner’s part.

Variable quality sex, exposure to potentially dangerous situations, possible arrest and criminal record (depending on jurisdiction), exposure to STIs, less money than one might expect, especially in light of the time spent arranging each meet... I could go on listing the disbenefits for an hour or more. I enjoy escorting, which is why I’m continuing to meet some regulars in my semi-retirement, but it would be misguided to think that escorts don’t earn their fees.

Quite a few of my clients are overweight. Some informed me in advance and some didn't. However, IMHO, if you're going to be an escort, you need to be able to work with a client, regardless of weight. They're hiring us to bring them some pleasure into their lives. The only issue I've had with overweight clients is some sexual positions just may not work well...
 

The trick is for them to pretend they're having a good time. Acting!

Why don't people trust atoms?
 
Because they make up everything.
 
---ba-dum-dum---

I'm an easy client. I don't need to get off and I don't expect him to, either. I just like to play and play and . . .. One guy not long ago asked me if my nips were sensitive, and I said "occasionally, but mostly not." He started stroking them really softly. At first it annoyed me and I was going to make his stop, but I began to enjoy the sensation a bit, so I thought "ok, a little more." It felt better and better and before long, I had an explosive orgasm.

Conversely, if you prefer escorts who are also virgins, please report back on how that's working out for you.
 
Kevin Slater