Since Ryan is a "Veteran", I'd say send in the Marines! Failing any available active duty heroes, perhaps an Active Duty one would do. Send Cole in to "discreetly" bury his 10" dick into Ryan's "Rose".
Then again, since Ryan is a "discrete" bottom, getting near his ass might be tough. Yes, spelling dings are cheap, but so am I.
I do wonder why Ryan is encouraging people to Google him, and thereby get inundated with old pictures.