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Capitano

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  1. Wow, look at the drop in the rates: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/39412/ $160 for 90 minutes and $200 for 120?! Now, that makes me skeptical again, there is such thing as too good to be true. Or strictly therapeutic. Has anyone tried?
  2. Hey, could we make these messages even shorter and more cryptic, please! :-)
  3. I saw him last year. He is hot. That's the only positive. I can go on and on about the negatives, but I'll just say that he seems to specialize in treating his clients the way one treats an unusually slow and annoying ATM.
  4. I pay, with a mental note to never book again. I had this happen twice. Both times the massage wasn't that bad, more like a meh or even ok, so it's their loss because they didn't get the tip. I believe I registered my displeasure on this forum but can't find those posts now. I attribute this mostly to cultural differences, but if one is practicing in this country, one needs to adopt local customs sooner rather than later. Oh, well...
  5. One of the more awful experiences I've had, yikes! Upsells as if $160 an hour isn't already pushing it, cutting the time short, messy ambiance, stay away. You have to wonder what these guys must be thinking, what exactly justifies their rates? Imagine an expensive restaurant with crappy food, plastic forks, and dirty tables, what a great business idea!
  6. Yep. And careful positioning during the massage to avoid being touched. Which I wasn't tempted to do as soon as I realized that it's not welcome despite promises in the original text. I think there is a handler who texts for a bunch of Russian masseurs, and the dude seems to promise whatever without conveying to the masseurs what the client expects. And the masseurs are just a bunch of straight Russian dudes that probably get a relatively little share of what you pay.
  7. This Howie guy seems like a hot new masseur in the area, has anyone tried yet? https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/39412/
  8. Is this the gentleman we are talking about? https://rentmasseur.com/SoothebyDave https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/28695/ Will be in Nashville pretty soon, I'd love to hear more. I like a good massage from a sexy masseur who doesn't mind being naked with me and lightly touched. PM me if you prefer.
  9. I saw him during my recent visit to NY and I'll see him again! He didn't do my hands, focusing instead on what I asked for (lower back and shoulders), so if you want full body you should probably specify upfront. The sensual part is not integrated into the massage itself but comes at the end, so that may be another minus for some. However, I found him smoking hot, friendly, and down to earth, and we were both naked at the end. Nothing wild or sexual, just a very pleasant experience overall.
  10. Probably one of my best therapeutic massages ever, with strong deep work and stretching. Done in the nude with lots of sensual elements. He is not into interactivity even though his dick brushes against you all the time, but that's fine given the quality and the very reasonable rate. He is all tattooed and doesn't look like that gentleman wearing a jacket in one of the pix. Very friendly too, if somewhat talkative, and the studio is pretty spectacular, I'd repeat.
  11. Meh. The massage was decent and thorough, but I don’t like this vibrating thing he used. Plenty of sensual touches but he is not crazy about being touched and doesn’t get naked. This is what I call SAMH, Some American Masseurs’ Hangup, guys who don’t mind doing your glutes and giving you a HE but won’t get naked. Which is in contrast to SRUMH, Some Russian and Ukrainian Masseurs’ Hangup, guys who don’t mind getting naked but won’t get anywhere near your sensitive parts or provide a HE. Outwardly friendly but some lame lies and platitudes were a turnoff. I did ask about him being naked in our initial texts and he said it “happens but it’s a matter of vibe.” I’ll take wishy washy answers as a clear no in the future and move on. His rate is just low enough to get away with it but he is a clear no-repeat for me. And yeah, hot but noticeably older than in those pix.
  12. With which guy exactly? The situation keeps changing day by day :-) This is the first, a combo of one body having multiple personalities & profiles AND multiple guys/bodies sharing the same profiles. If I ever saw a clusterfuck, this is one. This thing screams STAY AWAY!
  13. Indeed, his stats don’t make much sense, especially in combination with “chubby.” Plus look at his travel plans, I’d say a total fake. Not to mention the very recent profile with a ton of sexy pix, probably lifted from some model’s Instagram.
  14. So do we have any updates here? :-) His masseurfinder rate is $180 and his rentmasseur rate, where he checks all 3 boxes, is $200. Interesting. And kind of pushing it, but I still might try on my upcoming trip to NYC. At that rate, I'd expect very good to excellent massage plus my masseur to be comfortable being naked and lightly touched.
  15. Masseurfinder does not give a fuck how much they charge for massage. Masseurs do bid to get better placement for their ads, though, as MF tries to extract as much cash from them as possible. This is when you first get to the site and the ads are sorted by "featured." Then you can chose to sort by price or distance. I always do the distance from a zipcode, although the first setting gives you a sense of how eager they are to get business.
  16. So how was it? I am going to NYC soon, so I am finalizing my shortlist :-)
  17. Nice and friendly, but the whole thing was half-assed. Mediocre massage on a bed with mediocre & mechanical sensual part in the end. Some hot dudes can generate enough interest from one-timers if they travel enough, and this seems to be what he does. I think he is enjoying life and taking advantage of being cute, but I am starting to see busy travel schedules as a major red flag. Unless I get strong signals here that the masseur is serious and provides good value.
  18. Hmmm, hot pix, profile created yesterday, hometown Indianapolis, tomorrow in Seattle, Tampa the day after, wtf? Plus, the person in the pictures simply cannot be 5'11" and 140lbs., that would be super-skinny. If that weren't enough, all three boxes checked but the rate of only $100?! https://rentmasseur.com/Caseguy
  19. Sorry to be negative but I am pretty sure it's a bogus profile. 5'7" and 225 lbs, come on! Plus super-recent ad, stolen text... I bet he'd try to get you to buy that stupid code for iTunes.
  20. Bumping this again, I can't believe nobody has tried this one! Countdown to NYC, exciting.
  21. These are different dudes, although probably handled by the same "contact," the vibe is very similar.
  22. Thank you all for the alert! He is in Chicago now and I was tempted. Posting suggestive pix & making false promises takes away from the massage no matter how good it is from the technical standpoint. And qualifies as a scam in my book. Expect name changes and watch for this douche in the future.
  23. Going to NY soon, would love to hear more here, seriously interested ;-)
  24. Could you guys be any more cryptic? PM me if you prefer, going to NYC soon, might catch him.
  25. Capitano

    Jeff in FL

    I didn't try because someone alerted me that the pic is an obvious cut & paste, which becomes obvious once you take a look. A major red flag. I've been getting massages for a long time now, and have learned that Lesson #1 is: Whenever things seem fishy, RUN!
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