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The titles are meaningless.

Are you an anti-monarchist?

One of my NYE resolutions is to get from Viscount to Count by the end of 2021!

You’re ahead of schedule.

Yum. There’s nothing like spending time with a young man who can take a stout beating with a 2x4.

And yeah that was photoshop but you have good taste.

https://www.malevision.net/model/steven-webb.html

Gotcha. If I see any I’ll let you know.

Pinky Flytwatter

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/J/X/d/f/Z/0/pink-fly-swatter-hi.png

Do you mean nice, juicy nips like this gentleman? https://rent.men/AnthonyFlex

Or really enlarged and over the top?

Yeah, that’s sound fun

I am inexplicably having a major crush on Rege-Jean Page. The last time I fell so head over heels for a TV character was Don Johnson (Sonny Crockett) on Miami Vice. My defense then was that I was a mere lad. This however, is exceeding the acceptable boundaries of my David Muir and Benjamin Nicholas crushes.

Well your taste has improved.

Another dead giveaway: "I'm not a scammer"

certain folks are #triggered (or if you are not triggered, I dare you to hit dislike or any negative reaction buttons...do it!)

 

if I may add the following to the list:

• (multiple) user or reviewer accounts that are overeager to defend certain provider accounts flagged as "sketchy' or potentially fraudulent
  
• (multiple) user or reviewer accounts that seem to 'copy-and-paste' the same line about certain provider accounts
  
• (multiple) user or reviewer accounts that try to create unwarranted noise to bring any attention to a seemingly fading provider account
  
• (multiple) user or reviewer accounts that seem to preach the same stuff mentioned in a provider account's elementary-level website
  

lol, this felt good - feeling a lil extra messy today. haha

Oh, good. I’ve been waiting to see your messy side. ?

I tried reaching out to him. Quoted a-la-carte rates of $120/hr massage, $500/hr full BF experience for bottoming, and $300/hr to top. $1,500 for an overnight. Very nice to him in texts, started to set something up, and then just ghosted me. I'm getting tired of all these younger escorts that lack in communication skills. He definitely won't make it in this line of work.

Thanks for sharing that, because it saved me the trouble. I’ve noticed the a la carte guys seldom work out for me.

That giddy feeling on every Saturday morning when the weekend stretched out before me.

Squishing fluffy creatures?

Something like that. ? ? ?

If 3 or more are true, then it’s a scam.

1. Photos look like a 22 year old European fitness model
   
2. Traveling through your area
   
3. The profile is new and/or the reviewer profile is new
   
4. Into PNP
   
5. Dodgy profile text such as “You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t already agree that you have a craving to fill, a curiosity to explore, a fire to spark. So..DO IT—pamper your soul.”
   

I ensure an environment VOID of JUDGEMENT & NEGATIVITY w/zero tolerance

I’m well educated...?

I’m a wolf in rabbit’s clothing.

I like fluffy things.

There’s something very sinister about that. ?

This could very well be an unpopular opinion, but here we go.

 

While I think I understand the intent of the OP (like there are legit reasons for never hiring a certain individual - criminal activity, heavy drug use), I wonder if having to perpetuate bashing of other porn stars could be seen as not being inclusive? I would think some of the providers we meet also work with these porn stars that end up being bashed. Yes, I do have some preferences of pornstars I'd like to watch or those I don't, but it just got me thinking if we are doing ourselves a disservice and push away the providers we would like to participate in the forum by continually bashing their friends or coworkers, potentially based on superficial reasons (weight, perceived hygiene).

Hello. I think you have a point about the catty remarks. To me this thread is shallow but seems like fairly harmless venting.

Yes. Avi was wayy shorter than what I thought when I met him years ago.

Same. That was the first thing I noticed when moving to West Hollywood, the gay porn stars were often shorties.

Bill Hemmer

Giving my parents 25K cash for a mortgage down payment in my home country.

Wonderful to give back that way. (And I’ll be your daddy for that kind of money)

Warning!

Do not hire Achilliez in LA. I had an awful experience that I would like to share. It's not a review, since it's about everything that happened after we met...

 

He doesn't look like his pictures. His pictures are from when he is taking steroids. He has been off them for a while as he has been short on money, so he is way smaller than his photos.

 

I asked him his rate. He said $400. I politely said thank you, I'm sure you're worth it, but I will have to pass. He immediately went to $200, which I agreed to. We met and he played around for about 20 minutes, then he finished up with me. I was shocked at how short it was, but being new to this, I didn't know how to complain.

 

We had agreed I would drive him to the bank after, then I would leave. As we walked out to my car, he stopped at the front desk. He was late on rent at the cheap motel he was staying at. Apparently he was several days late because as he paid my $200 to the front desk, he said he was going to the bank to get the rest.

 

At the bank, he found out his account was overdrawn, so he said "can't you can give me the extra $150 I need to take care of this?". I politely said I could not do that. He got angry at me. Then he called his Mom and begged her for money. His mom, in a very loud and angry voice said "Yo no tango dinero". I didn't catch every other word in spanish, but you could tell she was annoyed at her son, who I would guess calls her frequently asking for money.

 

Then he got incredibly angry and said "just let me out here". Slammed the car door as hard as he could, then reached into his pocket to grab something (assuming he was trying to key my car), so I sped away as soon as the door shut.

 

PM me for details of the actual encounter, since I cannot share that review on here.

Dang, sounds like a Tarantino subplot. That was totally a review but thanks for the warning!

Mmmm ... Now you got me thinking. What scene are you talking about?

Please excuse my ignorance. What kind of tests could be more invasive than pinching you with a needle and taking blood out of your body? ?

Have you seen The Exorcist?