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Cats > Dogs. You only have to keep their litter clean. They’re cuter than dogs, and you can have them attack your enemies backs by pointing a laser pointer at them. Much fun to be had.

These are major red flags. I would recommend people avoid this guy. Its not worth the chance of getting robbed or worse.

Also very nice.

According to just jared ...
http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hooper-mh/tom-hooper-mens-health-shirtless-01.jpg

I was curious. If this man is the Tom Hopper to whom you are referring, we're on the same page.
 

These are major red flags. I would recommend people avoid this guy. Its not worth the chance of getting robbed or worse.

For $380, the massage better be the best damn massage anyone can offer and it better lead to pound town, otherwise too many good looking guys with better rates to choose from.

For $380, the massage better be the best damn massage anyone can offer and it better lead to pound town, otherwise too many good looking guys with better rates to choose from.

With that review, if I looked like Chris Hemsworth I wouldn't try to hook up with him - even if he tried to pay me.

Man, if I win the lotto tonight I’ll be moving to London.

Man, if I win the lotto tonight I’ll be moving to London.

Not to nitpick, but spaces and paragraphs are your friends! My English isn’t perfect either (I lived overseas for a while when I was young) but it’s easier on the eyes to read things in paragraphs rather than walls of text.
 
As for a good massage in Miami - Alexei would be my pick.

You’ll be disappointed if you book him expecting to see that body. He’s thinner, with a lean build. Not sensual at all, unless you consider him running the very tips of his finger across your body, barely touching you, as sensual.

It's not just New York, it's everywhere. It's been like that for a while. If I ever set something up with someone from there and its not the person that answers the door, I just leave without saying a word.

I hope something terrible happens to people like this. Life is hard enough without the scammers, don't need to lose money when we're trying to find someone to help us relax for 60-90 minutes. Hopefully, I'll win the lotto soon so I could just hire a masseur to move in with me

I'm hiring my first escort today, and I'm very nervous. I feel like everything bad that can happen will. I made my size clear to the escort and he says he finds skinny and fat guys easier to deal with than muscle guys.
 
How often do fat guys approach you, and how do you handle it? Are they usually shy, embarrassed? Are you ok with them as long as they're clean, or would you turn them away?

Thanks for your responses! I emailed the escort and he assured me that he's ok with it, and that the experience is for me to relax and enjoy myself. I'll let you all know how it goes.

If you guys zoom in, the bottle has a push dispenser on the top, so it’s most likely lotion.

I'm too socially awkward for many, hopefully I'll win the lottery (or get beat up by a United Airlines employee) soon and be able to throw wallets full of cash at men.

I hover around $100-$120, but the best deal I had was with Alexi from Miami. It was $200 for 90 minutes and they were the best $200 I've ever spent. I just wish I was super good looking to the point that he wouldnt be able to resist his urge to mount me <_<.

@Dmitri is mostly right and so would agree. If you live in a big city like NY, DC, LA, Chicago Miami area there are enough good stable local guys you don’t need to hire a traveler. But when you live in a city where there aren’t very many at all to choose from locally then travelers become more important. Sorting out the good ones is a trick. So my test on hiring a traveler is where they are from and if they have a good following in that city in the base case. This forum is very helpful with that intel. The best ones (and they are a few) travel because they like to every now and then, but not as a rule. Travelers I‘ve hired « just to see » usually haven’t worked out and have few-to-no skills and cheat you on time. Although an exception would be Alexei who has been much discussed on this site. He was wonderful.

Eddie Redmayne was fantastic in Jupiter Ascending. Too bad the film wasn't that great. Felt rushed, and I feel Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum were miscast. To be honest, I don't think they're that great at acting.

Thanks for your responses! I emailed the escort and he assured me that he's ok with it, and that the experience is for me to relax and enjoy myself. I'll let you all know how it goes.