Merboy

Yeah, it's confusing for me too. And Good Lord knows I need a fuck for the ages. Alas, I am just as dry as Joan Rivers' old coochie was. I mean there are like cobwebs up into my crackhole. Be careful if you're ever walking or jogging behind me at the park - you never know, a dizzying plethora of little baby bats may fly outta my ass... My G spot is like Amelia Earhart. No one's ever found it, and no one's ever gone looking for it ever since... Today's a Joan Rivers day. But what days aren't? Anyway, I digress... Picture it. Sicily, 1903... I set sail for the New World... wait, uhhh, wrong story. Scratch that. Picture it. The Divided States of America: 2021, a nation of gay heroes, overly spray tanned villains, Instahoes, Instabros, and Friends of Dorothy - and that, kids, over there is the wholesome little town of West Hollywood, hahahahahaha... ok, so where am I going w/ this? i dunno really, but I just want to appreciate each and every one of you for making this forum SO MUCH MORE than a site for Cum Guzzling and Butt Pirate Plunging.... you make coming here a real treat. Just a round of appreciation for y'all: You are STRONG. You are GORGEOUS. You are FIERCE. And you can BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE... Be you, boo. ❤️ That's all... Oh and this - just cuz: ya know's what i means, jelly beans?! eww.. ronald reagan. lol.

Merboy hasn't had sex in ages, lol. That hole is all dried up by now... poor thing.

Actually, I revise mine totally, who cares about Carter, Arad, and Darius when you can have the whole fucking football or hockey team at the same time? So basically I'd do a locker room inspection of every college football and college hockey team in the USA... and I'd make sure that I was really, really, REALLY thorough with ... ah it's late 2:22 a.m. here and I've run out of sexual puns! aw drats, fellas!

Then scratch that 🙂 Can you recommend three gorgeous hunks of beefcake for me that aren't total bitches?

There exists a proletariat of gay guys in this country and around the world that is nothing like the media's portrayal of gay men. Here are 10 shitty stereotypes that must be blown up ASAP: 1. Gay men love Broadway musicals. Okay, I do... but most of them don't live in the Northeast and yes I think if you're a Northeastern gay guy theatre is a big part of the culture out here. Cali gay guys aren't nearly into musicals, and Southern gay boys are more into country and gospel. The Broadway thing is often shared with the wee gay tot by a family member or a friend of the family - and that's how he sees Broadway shows... most often in the anecdotes told of the Baby Boomer gays, it was an aunt (like Auntie Mame) or dear mother (who was like Betty Crocker reading The Joy of Gay Sex in her schmotha as she baked cookies for you and the girl she taught you liked). 2. Gay men are fashionable, chic as shit, and love all things related to couture, runways, and models. This is the "Stanford Blatch" caricature and I should say that Willie Garson was a wonderful person it seems but I never liked his character from SATC. It was even more degrading than Jack McFarland was, because Willie was a mere sidekick, a mere appendage, like an accessory to his hag, Sarah Jessica Parker. The insanity of him even being attracted to the equally femme and swishing through the air Mario Cantone and getting married was ludicrous shark-jumping. But back to the topic - this idea that Bravo has done so much damage with, that the "cool white gay men" that dominate the entertainment industry want to makeover every old straight dude in a Grateful Dead T-shirt and a Willie Nelson vibe that walks into Walmart in Mississippi is STUNATS.... it's just batty as fuck. Movin' on, friends of Dorothy. 3. Gay men like movies, the Oscars, the Golden Globes, and Hollywood personalities. This is actually (drumroll, please) true. Gay men really like movies, and it's not as much as their straight counterparts, but it's sometimes different movies - Mommie Dearest is one example. Gay dudes see this movie not the way straight guys ever could. It's almost a work of art, if you can get past the hubris of it... It's camp, and camp is appreciated by our community. We are camp, and we own it, and we have brought it to the rest of the world. But also, gay men in Hollywood deserve a huge round of applause for working their asses off in an industry that is supposed to be so "woke" but is really still run by studios controlled by white straight old men. Hence MeToo - which is not exclusively about violating and exploiting women, but also gay men. (See Kevin Spacey.) 4. Gay men are gorgeous. Those Instahunks present an idealized image that straight women love to lust after (much like horny str8 bros love to lust after girly lesbians who act nothing like most real lesbians I've met).... the Instahunks are ridiculously buffed, tanned, beautified, with not an imperfection in sight... and yes we all look at them and want them just as much as they want themselves, but they are like 1% of this community. Most of us are run-of-the-mill, average dudes, and we are not at all exceptionally attractive.... also, age. Insta and social media is geared towards youthful beauty, not old beauty. Take Tomas Brand for example. Gorgeous hunk of Daddy cock, but is he lighting up Twitter or Insta the way the 18 year old boy from the fraternity or the football team that's suddenly realized he has a better ass than any of his girlfriends is? No. Also, I'm convinced some of "those hot young gay guys" are actually bisexual men, and not Gold Star gays... 5. Gay men worship the Kardashians and the Real Housewives. Not even I'm immune to these unbelievably vapid, dopey "pop icons", and I name drop them in daily conversations - always as something not to be or something stupid that "everybody" wants and likes. But seriously, I have NEVER met an actual gay guy who thinks the Kardashians are attractive or that the Real Housewives are to be idolized the way their moms are idolized... once again thank you Bravo and E! for peddling this crap... actually I think it's one man - Andy Cohen - who I actually love because he's kinda sweet, but seriously, Andy start shining that spotlight on Matt Bomer and Andrew Rannells, and get them to make out and take off their clothes on set, because THAT is what gay men in America want to see. A super hot aging gay guy (Bomer) and a super cute boyish next door aging gay guy (Rannells) having authentic gay sex on camera. 6. Gay men are sexual beings that will blow any guy they see. TOTALLY TOTALLY FALSE. There's a lot of gay priests out there and they aren't sexual. Ok, maybe wrong tack to take with this... but seriously, many many gay men (young, old, and dead) are not getting laid. Even the gay fetuses are not getting any... yet. In my lifetime (1985-present), I know all about what devastated gay men in the 1980s and how it literally WIPED OUT an entire generation of BOYS - boys that had such promising futures and hopes and dreams, and how they are all dead now, and how HIV/AIDS rapidly spread with all those bathhouses, unprotected orgies on Fire Island, and the "Meat Racks"... dang, why did that Plague have to happen at all???!?! Could it have been avoided like we could have avoided COVID? (loaded debate for another thread).... but there's this book that contradicts the prevailing glorified "Gay men in the 70s were all about expressing their sexuality" to the exclusion of any other community activities (no, gulping down a hot steamy load off a construction worker or two doesn't count as community service). Great book I recommend for reading is Stand by Me by Jim Downs. 7. I give up, so there's 6. My fingers are tired of typing... but what about y'all? What are some popular gay stereotypes you secretly detest? What are some truisms about being gay that you think SHOULD be stereotypes?

Only Senatrix Lindsey Graham.

Gee I'd love to go there but being a third class passenger, I'm not allowed up to A Deck. Just the poop deck, and dang don't it just smell like shit.

so things I miss about yesterday, which for me is the year 2000... when I was a wee tot lad of fourteen. The simplicity of the age - things were so less complex and complicated and people were less anal back then. People have become so uptight and rules-oriented. It has sucked all the fun out of life. CD's - they were kinda nice. Spotify's cool but it's not the same as having that CD and the fun part about them was that the inside sometimes had the lyrics in it. The music (I stopped listening to all new music six years ago). There were still ballads and rock songs in the Top 100. It wasn't all just electronic shit by Duooo Lippa or whoever's hot right now. Adele has been bounced off for Cardi B and Lizzo... and I just think their music sucks, i'm sorry. The Weeknd's not that bad but yeah, give me Peak Celine Dion, or the boybands of the late 90s. Daytime soaps. Yeah i guess there are a few on now, but the genre has died out already. If they cancelled any of the four left, it would not be a shock and Days is probably the first to go. Back in 2000, there were so many soaps and so much to talk about that they even created a new channel, SoapNet, which was 24/7 soaps, and that provided a lot of pubescent jerk-off material because the Men of Soaps were hot as hell (Jesse Metcalfe, Eddie Cibrian, Victor Webster, Shemar Moore, Jason Shane Scott, I could go on and on...). So what is "yesteryear" to you when you think of nostalgic stuff? What do you miss the most about the world you grew up in and were young in? (Sorry... "younger".) (And by the way, you do look great lately. That last trip into Dr. Wexler's office really did wonders.) 🙂

I always tip. Always. Even if the service is terrible I'll give the waitress $5. If the guy is super hot, super nice, and flexes his biceps for me, I'll give him $25 - and all I ordered was a glass of water 🙂

Gee, This thread aged well . yeah. I have lost all of my horndogness as we go into the colder weather.... Seems like that cold shower I took a few days ago did the trick

Carter Dane, Darius Ferdynand, and Arad at their physical peaks (but that's saying that Charo is older than she was five years ago, basically these dudes are ALWAYS going to be at their peak). A foursome of epic proportions. Taking place in a sweaty hut on a tropical island during a sultry rainstorm with a light sensually scented breeze.

I have seen I believe ten (Wicked was twice): Carousel (1994, Vivian Beaumont) Grease (1994, Eugene O'Neill) Beauty and the Beast (1994, Palace) Show Boat (1995, Gershwin) Ragtime (1999?, Ford Center for the Performing Arts) 42nd Street (2001, Ford Center) Thoroughly Modern Millie (2002, Minskoff?) The Phantom of the Opera (2002, Majestic) Wicked (2004 or 2005, twice, Gershwin) Pippin (Christmas 2013, Music Box) I'd rank them in order from best to worst by giving the #1 spot to Carousel, Ragtime, and Pippin (equally all 3 of these were absolutely terrific, Carousel my sentimental favorite- that's the Audra McDonald one), and the worst hands down was Grease with Rosie O'Donnell as Rizzo. Phantom was surprisingly kinda boring in the operatic scenes but I found its strength to be the score (which is of course lovely and famous) and its staging (costumes, lighting design, special effects, stage and set design).

awww Rest in peace, he was a big child star for Disney and was so cruelly tossed aside for being who he was, which in pre-Stonewall America (and even in post-Stonewall America) meant him getting fired. His modern counterparts are still being harassed for their gayness and told to butch it up and pretend to be straight or no roles.... Garrett Clayton is a modern day Tommy Kirk in a way... he was cast as a very heterosexual, but very homosexual boy in "Teen Beach Movie" and Disney milked him as the new Zac Efron, but he quickly was phased out because he was clearly not going to be Prince Charming to Cinderella. Tommy Kirk was a wonderful actor and really the epitome of the wholesome American boy next door.... what a shame he had to live the way he did, but then again you can say that about all gay boys in the 1950s and 1960s.

I think gays and - really all men that enjoy the company of a handsome gentleman caller from time to time, are doing a tremendous job of dealing with what has got to be a ton of sexual repression right now.... All of you have done beautifully through this entire hell of COVID that never seems to ever end.. One day the masks and the shirts and the undies will all come off, and places like Fire Island, Key West, West Hollywood, Palm Springs, Rehoboth Beach, and P-town will be full of sweaty, shirtless beefcake running around trying to take your digits for a midnight rendezvous... oh yea, it's gonna be Party on like DOnkey kong!!!!

It turns out he was using me.... but he was my friend 😪

NO! Kicked him out in August! Best decision I made this year!

I'm reaching my sexual peak any day now. I can feel it cumming. I so can 🙂 I can handle anything. 3 protein shakes a day will help me with my weight loss goals.

I am so dry my hole has closed up shop for good. It's even drier than Betty White's hole. Heck. It's even drier than Hillary's hole. So I'm done. I'm announcing to the entire world (or just this forum) that I am going to join the Priesthood where I can enjoy a peaceful, celibate life. Does anyone know where I can get drugs to lower my libido? Like the anti-Viagra? Something that just castrates me would work... I'm headed in that direction anyway. I'm so fucking horny and been so fucking horny since I was 13. What a shame. I never got anything. So fucking sad. There are people that are perfectly fine with going without for decades and decades. I am not one of those people. One day, mark me: I will have 1,000 sexual partners in one year.

He's the very epitome of the Bourgeoisie. They'll screw over their own before they screw over a black couple looking to rent one of their luxury high-end condos.

Are circuit parties basically gay guys' version of the wild high school parties and the slutty college Spring Breaks they could never have when they were young boys?

I'd love to see a major motion picture come out of Hollywood that is 100% happy and has absolutely nothing sad or depressing in it... a romantic comedy with an ensemble cast of gay men.... maybe like something like "Pride Weekend", and it'll be set in Provincetown, and it's about ten gay men from all different ages and backgrounds who meet there and they have lots of fun. There can be cameos by Liza and Dolly and Cher and Madonna.... and Charo too!

Oh that would be so wonderful to see a trans actress nominated for Best Actress Oscar.... we're getting there, may take some time but the last 10 years have seen many trans actresses in leading roles its been mostly indie films but they are all fabulous performances

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/explore/ They are doing the Lord's work, truly. Any of these LGBTQ youth organizations deserve every bit of support financially, in volunteers, in our community.... Every gay man can enrich his life by fighting for the rights of gay boys... after all, he was one himself.

That little movie was so moving, so touching, so sweet.... it really made me cry. It did more in its short time than a 2 hour movie could do -- beautiful flick!