Merboy

Very true. Chris Hayes may not be Captain America, but he might just be Captain America in the sack, so you never know 🙂

Maybe I should just join a gym to scope out the man candy, offer to buy some guy a drink, and just go for it. If I'm looking for horny bodybuilders who just want to get a nut off, then maybe I should go where guys like that are.

I thought Manhattan was the epitome of gay life - or maybe that was 15 years ago? Is Chelsea and the Meatpacking District still where all the boys are?

Found him. Looks like a guy I made out with in a junkyard behind a Chinese food restaurant.

Mitch Gaylord...so hot and also the other Soloflex dude!

He has such a feminine energy and I guess he's a bottom, but he's very very attractive.

I'm a mess but thank you all for your concern and support! Boston isn't the gayest town in the world - gay men are very hard to find here, or maybe I'm just on the margins of the gay world.

It has been six fucking years since I kissed a guy. What's weird is that my self-worth and self-esteem are so low that I feel I'm beyond hideous... but maybe it's more than that. I grew up in a really small town back in the early 2000s - there were a few gay men in town but hardly any younger than 50 and the ones that were around my age I was already friends with - nice, sweet, country boys who were struggling with dads that didn't accept them too. (Major Daddy issues in this community...maybe Freud was right?) Then I tried to kill myself...more than a few times and then life just fell apart. I gained massive weight - over 150 pounds over 9 years. Boston, the city I'm in, has become an extreme Gilded Age society where there is still no gay community center (otherwise I'd be in there all the time). It's no secret to anyone that I loathe Boston and would return to PA with my car in a heartbeat. The very few gay places I've been in I've been hit on. One guy grabbed my ass at a gay bookstore (remember those?) and another dude grabbed my crotch. After those two horrible experiences, I stopped going altogether. I've made out with a few guys, sucked off a few - not really had what I would call mind-blowing sex. Anal felt like I had to poop. And giving a man head made me bored after 3 seconds. The first time a man kissed me I was 23 and it was in a hot tub and then he told me to kiss this really old guy from Austria (?) and oh god it was an AWFUL first time. I think he was a muscle bottom because he just bolted after that and found two men in the pool to fuck him. He was also wasted. He was extremely cocky and good-looking and an elitist dick... and I guess I was turned on by that. Any alpha douchebag makes me horny. It's always the same type of guy - some Abercrombie and Bitch frat boy or a straight bodybuilder who in real life is dating a little petite blonde girl - and my heart is always broken. Now I live with a guy and he's hot and young (ish) and he gets constant Grindr hookups - 3 or 4 in a day. All he does is fuck, sleep, eat, and fuck some more. Anyway - where am I going with this? 🙄 I have no clue. I guess I just wanted to reach out to you and talk about why we want what we can't have - and why other people can stop wanting that after a while - and why other people are so hell-bent on having it that we'd walk through fire to just have sex with that one gorgeous stud.

GORGEOUS on Baywatch!

Where do I sign up?

I'd have a whole football team fuck the shit out of me if I could. I wonder how much that would cost lol

I'd love to score a touchdown with that tight end... oh yes. lol

I just discovered him on Insta but omg. He must get it like you wouldn't believe. lol https://www.instagram.com/cbhunsinger/?hl=en

Maybe some did? He was so handsome that even me and my gay friend stared at him - he was a really good-looking dude.

There was a trans guy at a college I saw once and my god did this guy have girls crawling all over him. He had this Alpha God thing going on.

And please don't say a guy with a pulse... My type is alpha beast muscle god, drenched and soaking in sweat, dripping down his pecs and his abs. Now: Where do I find this? lol Oops sorry - might be wrong board 😐

My mid-life crisis started when I was 17 tho.

I'd love to get this onto HBO Max or some streaming service. A 35-year-old protagonist is struggling with aging (it's hitting him in the face with a hammer every day) and being single... in a city where everyone seems to be young and hot. His best friends are: - a cynical New York City Councilman, and aspiring Mayor of New York City - focused on his career...and not so much on men anymore. - a really sweet Juilliard student - ballet - he's from Oklahoma or some place like that, and he's young. He has his whole life ahead of him. Like most young guys, he takes it for granted. - an aging sex-god - an insatiable muscle bottom - 40 years old but looks damn good, and he's had more sex than Warren Beatty ever had. And then there's the "Carrie Bradshaw" of the show - the 35 year old guy who spends Friday nights in front of his laptop, binge watching The Golden Girls for the 1000th time - maybe Italian or Jewish or both - Not really ever attractive, big nose, but at least now at 35, he has the confidence he's never ever had. Then there's "Mr. Big" - the unattainable gorgeous hunk that represents the ultimate gay husband fantasy - but he's just not that interested in him - or is he?

Chris Hayes is so fucking intelligent it makes him sexy.

Never have I ever been on a single date or been in a single relationship or ever enjoyed a meaningful sexual experience...and I'll be 36 real soon.

Who is marketed as breathtakingly gorgeous and hunky when you absolutely have zero interest in their physical appearance? For me, it's a lot. Ryan Gosling, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, George Clooney... none of them are attractive to me. And yet who's more attractive? Someone like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Not at all considered one of Hollywood's sexiest hunks but gorgeous imo. I'd rather go out with him than Ryan Gosling.

Honey, the person who answers that question deserves the Nobel Prize for Miracles.

I think Ryan Steel might have been the last one of this kind of dude.

It's very hard to find. There's a lot of muscular escorts, but I can't think of anyone who's a professional bodybuilder that offers muscle worship services. Unfortunately.

No, honey. No.