Merboy

I am so dry my hole has closed up shop for good. It's even drier than Betty White's hole. Heck. It's even drier than Hillary's hole. So I'm done. I'm announcing to the entire world (or just this forum) that I am going to join the Priesthood where I can enjoy a peaceful, celibate life. Does anyone know where I can get drugs to lower my libido? Like the anti-Viagra? Something that just castrates me would work... I'm headed in that direction anyway. I'm so fucking horny and been so fucking horny since I was 13. What a shame. I never got anything. So fucking sad. There are people that are perfectly fine with going without for decades and decades. I am not one of those people. One day, mark me: I will have 1,000 sexual partners in one year.

He's the very epitome of the Bourgeoisie. They'll screw over their own before they screw over a black couple looking to rent one of their luxury high-end condos.

Are circuit parties basically gay guys' version of the wild high school parties and the slutty college Spring Breaks they could never have when they were young boys?

I'd love to see a major motion picture come out of Hollywood that is 100% happy and has absolutely nothing sad or depressing in it... a romantic comedy with an ensemble cast of gay men.... maybe like something like "Pride Weekend", and it'll be set in Provincetown, and it's about ten gay men from all different ages and backgrounds who meet there and they have lots of fun. There can be cameos by Liza and Dolly and Cher and Madonna.... and Charo too!

Oh that would be so wonderful to see a trans actress nominated for Best Actress Oscar.... we're getting there, may take some time but the last 10 years have seen many trans actresses in leading roles its been mostly indie films but they are all fabulous performances

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/explore/ They are doing the Lord's work, truly. Any of these LGBTQ youth organizations deserve every bit of support financially, in volunteers, in our community.... Every gay man can enrich his life by fighting for the rights of gay boys... after all, he was one himself.

That little movie was so moving, so touching, so sweet.... it really made me cry. It did more in its short time than a 2 hour movie could do -- beautiful flick!

Of all the beautiful young transgender women in America to focus on, the national media zeroes in on these people. Unbelievable. We have a fucking Miss Nevada who's going to Miss USA. Nicole Maines is a gorgeous young girl and she's an actress now on TV shows. There are so many trans girls in elementary schools around America who are brilliant, talented, and beautiful. Yet we have to see this constant theme - the ugly, unpassable, manly trans woman (Caitlyn Jenner without her shitload of money) who make for "sensationalist stories" (Avowed homophobe Rupert Murdoch's New York Post is the King of Smut). This is all to gin up the Old Geezers who want to complain about something when they head over to the Bingo Room at Shady Pines tonight. (Then it's chicken a la king with a side of peas and Jello before beddy bye time.)

I would have never guessed in the 90s that Whoopi Goldberg, Oscar winner for Ghost, star of Sister Act, would wind up becoming the next Baba Walters.... incredible how careers change over time.

It's an excellent show but its been on since Cher was a fetus... seriously, and it's on every other channel on cable TV nowadays, the remote controls now should have the button "SVU" on them so you can get right to the next episode fast! Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay (have they both won Emmys for their performances?) are marvelous.

awww did u draw that honey? Ohhhh they're over.... lol.

Samhexum, just saw your thing at the bottom about my favorite thing on Earth asides from sweaty muscular cock - The Golden Girls. Now, honey, I know it’s hard, but we’ve been here over an hour. And you’ve shown us the balcony, you’ve shown us the wind chimes, you’ve shown us the seven places you lost your virginity…

Yeah, I mean, I guess there's still plenty of fish in the sea. Still, all the ones my age are floating on the top. 😛

i had nothing to eat that day b/c i had just run out of food.... but i think i rubbed a whole bottle of Olive Oil on my body to relax me.... it didn't really work because all I could think about was that stuff you get at Italian restaurants like Carrabbas where they have the olive oil and the Italian herbs in the dish with the butter and the soft garlic breadsticks, omg.

thank u sync... what happened to "N"? he's no longer with u? lol j/k 90s kid joke.

That literally made me LOL - and i use lol a lot but this time, I really did LAUGH OUT LOUD... ❤️ u

thank u honey so mucch

well if it's fruit you want.... have i got a real slice right here for you.... and man, it's.......moist.

love u 🙂 lol this is why i come here... to get off and to get a good laugh.

Okay guys have at me. I'm still under 40.... lol, gotta say that, not that it matters but I'm holding onto the very last life jacket here... in the ocean of Aging and Eye Bags and Lonely Nights Howling at the Moon... Although honestly i am so much happier and beautiful today at 36 than I ever was when I was 16 or 20 or 24.... it's true, dudes, that we all age like fine Italian wine.... we are all beautiful-- some of us don't necessarily feel that way when we're young.... gay men in particular of course know this, we blossom much later than the others.... we hit our peaks not at 18 or 23 or 27, but sometimes at 42, or 45, 53, or 59 or 63. .. or thirty six... also i've been dying to say this ALOUD so the whole world can fucking hear it: There can be no shame at all in expressing oneself or one's sexuality... no shame. Sex work (especially for consenting male adults) should be completely destigmatized. It should be legal all across the world, because there is nothing wrong with it at all. Living in fear creates a culture of fear and gay men know all too well what that felt like pre-Stonewall and even today for many of us.... so fuck the system, fuck the establihsment, fuck these moralizers who are nothijng but perverts and hypocrites and charlatans because they preach their vision of purity to everyone else, then go have a drug-fueled orgy on Fire Island after they win the Republican Party nomination for whatever office they're running for.... i hate fakes, phonies, and gay men that put other gay men down. Gay men have had many enemies through the ages but perhaps none quite so vicious as other gay men themselves. Internalized homophobia could very well be this community's biggest threat. It's over. Gay men must be an example for the gay boys, the future of our very people - and yes, people - gay men are distinctly different from any other group on this Earth.... it's time for gays to support other gays and be there for one another. This ain't 1970 anymore. The Boys in the Band was a play set at a certain time, and for those boys it was valid and that represented the reality. It doesn't have to be like that, guys. It can be different. Look at what the gays have achieved in a very short amount of time - from June 28-29, 1969 to today - it's been an incredible transformation up and down and all around, spread throughout the entire American society.... there's not a single place that has not been changed - from the town hall, to the churches, to the school boards - the Congress of the United States, every state legislature except a few, many town councils - high schools, middle schools, elementary schools (and yes there are gay boys in Kindergarten, Pat Robertson. There are gay boys everywhere we look. I saw the cutest one the other day... and no, Bill O'Reilly, he is not a deviant. No, George W. Bush (who is being puppeteered by one of the most despicable slugs in political history, Karl Rove), he is not a threat to moral values in America. No, Anita Bryant, you fucking ugly ass bitch - he is not trying to "recruit".... you mean old witch lady. And yes, Anita was a witch. She was literally the Wicked Witch of Florida Orange Juice. 2nd runner up - we have to say that very loud because it makes her very angry - SECOND RUNNER UP to the crown of Miss America 1959 (was it?), and Mary Ann Mobley beat Anita and good because then she got to sleep with Gary Collins every night. I mean, every night. (I know Gary hosted Miss America for a while and actually was the host when Vanessa Williams won, but that line comes from Sophia on TGG...or do I even really need to stay what those letters stand for?) You can already see in the interview competition (which was quite funny for 1959 because it is better than any interview competition we have in 2021 - and actually more culturally relevant to the time in which the contestants lived in) that Anita was destined to be the human incarnation of Cruella de Vil (without the delightful camp quality, inspired by Tallullah). This commercial, after her SECOND RUNNER UP loss at Miss America, is also a hoot and a half: That purity pusher was trying to guzzle down all that cum, don't kid yourselves. But those guys were just pretending to like her for the commercial and a chance to become the next Rock Hudson. Obviously, clearly, all of these nice young California boys were "avowed homosexuals" and this explains the roots of Anita's reign of terror in the late 70s. alright, enuf. im manic as hell. im up at 4:36. and i need to get laid... don't we all. don't all of us need just a really good fuck every now and then. dang. bang. boom. hell at this point i'd even let Grandpa Joe fuck me... maybe I can get an extra $20 in food stamps this month. #welfarequeen

thank u angel.... its 2 days away and im starting to feel all of 36 right now.

omg how could I forget her like 1 day stint as Helena Cassidine during the "Biggest Wedding in TV History", Luke and Laura's... (even though dude raped her... yeah that wouldn't fly today AT ALL and shouldn't because it was disgusting even back then).... also let's not forget her guest starring role on the 90s classic sitcom The Nanny.

I not only know who she was, I can name every single Oscar nominated performance. She won two. The first, in 1960, after suffering from a very serious life emergency, for playing "the slut of all times" Gloria Wandrous (great name, don't you think?) in the fabulously trashy Butterfield 8. Six years later, she won for a very different performance in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Her first nomination was for Raintree County (1957), then Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958), and Suddenly, Last Summer. Raintree is obscure. She looked probably the most beautiful she ever looked in her life as Maggie the Cat... and then there was the Tennessee Williams (now very, very dated) drama about "an avowed homosexual" (remember that phrase?) who is literally eaten (cannibal-style) by the teenage boys he tried to fuck. Crazy shit for 1959.