Merboy

All of Joan Rivers' jokes except the Anne Frank ones which I hated. I disagree with Joanie on that - there are some things you don't joke about, and Anne Frank is one of them. Joan had this rationale that just because she was a legendary Jewish performer and very outspoken about being proud of being Jewish that it gave her free rein to make jokes about the Holocaust. I thought that was the thing about her I really disliked... and I loved that woman, but that shit just wasn't (a) funny, and (b) cool.

Okay. But it made me feel better, so I guess it was worth posting. I'd like to think that my sexual existence on this Earth is not over just because I turn 30, or 40, or 50. Yeah, I'm not young anymore, but youth doesn't necessarily correlate with beauty or sex appeal or confidence. You still didn't answer the question though - or do you disagree with the entire premise of a "sexual peak" in the first place?

God I hope so. After a crippling porn addiction in college, and years and years of nights howling at the moon dreaming of being fucked by alpha muscle guys I can't have - I pray that 35 was the peak. I pray that 36 is the beginning of that edge beginning to be sawed down because my God was I heat for so long.

For straight bros, it's got to be 18-23. But gay men aren't always out when they're young, depending on where they live. It's still 1969 in parts of the world, so it's not universally shared that all gay men can be sexual when they are young. I would argue that it's probably the age he feels the most confidently beautiful - and that for some gay men can be 70, like in Christopher Plummer's Oscar-winning performance in Beginners, where he played the newly out gay spring chicken who was also in diapers and on Medicare. Gay men's trajectory of life is very different than straight man's is. There is a whole other flow that happens and that's because straight men own the world and gay men are living in the straight man's world so they are an oppressed and marginalized class before they are even born. Gay guys are also challenging the meaning and nature of sexuality in America and since Stonewall have been becoming more assertive, more confident, more strong than ever before - and demanding they get exactly what they want. Straight men I feel reach their peak when they're young - too young, really - which may explain why once they hit 35 or 45 or 55, they become disgruntled old men with receding hairlines, bald spots, pot bellies, and sexual problems. The cock that could last forever twenty years ago is no longer ticking and so they react by being angry at the world. Figures since this is their world and all they see around them is every other group of people getting ahead and making strides whereas they only decline as they age... losing their sexual power, but obtaining wealth and status. Gay men, on the other hand, go through painful pubescent periods and in small town rural America, gay boys are still bullied, tormented, and harassed. Gay boys are raped, exploited, and used and then thrown away. There's a lot of heartache early on, whereas for the straight bros it's pretty much a fucking party. It gets flipped in the 30s and 40s, as those alphas from high school who became frat boys in college (once hot, young, and full of cum) are now reduced to window dressing for their wives (who, if you look at Facebook and Instagram, aren't that pretty or young themselves). The wives are hitting their sexual peak, but their husbands are unable to fulfill them. Karma's a bitch, what can I say? Gay men however only BLOSSOM with age. They're like fine Italian wine - the older they are, the more confident and at home with themselves they are. The less weight they carry onto their shoulders when they walk. They're able to break free of the world they lived in, find a more accepting place, date for the first time in their life as who they truly are, live out their sexual fantasies (even into their 60s and 70s), and they are much more freer, liberated men than the straight bros they knew in high school are. Just my two cents.

Oh yeah, before we fuck it's totally about him. After we fuck, well who the fuck cares? He'll probably be too exhausted to think. And that's just the way I want him, because if he's not sweaty and ready to collapse next to me after spending the past three hours banging my tight hole non-stop then he wasn't doing the job hehe

Boston. Meet me Tuesday night at Club Cafe and then we'll do what we have to do to get what we want and what we crave and that is a hot fucking stud who is just as horny as we are, whose girlfriend has just broken up with him, and he really needs to bust a nut, and luckily for him, we're right there to help him out with that.

Hi friends... this site has become one of the top 5 that I've visited fairly often since the Lockdown. The people here are really nice, I wish there was like a weekend luncheon for all of us where we could just go to a fabulous ocean-view restaurant and spill the Tetley tea... and then go out into the sexy night air and hunt down hunks for nights of unbridled ecstasy. 😈 😛 ummm.... where was I? oh yea... I am going to be "celebrating" (I don't know if that's the word) my 36th birthday in five days. Now I've had some pretty shitty birthdays - a few of them were spent in ERs actually. Then there was that one where I cried in a bucket of ice cream watching the worst Lifetime movie acting I've ever seen... think that was probably when I turned 30. Sounds about right since a 22 year old gay man told me that was Instant Death. I stopped crying after speaking to my 56 year old gay friend, much wiser, who told me "Please. I'm in my fifties and these are the best years of my life. Do you realize how many hot guys I have sex with now? When I was in my early 20s, I was dating women!" 😄 Anyway, like most millennials I have no money. This is not me hitting up the rich eldergays on here for $300 or anything like that. However, I have been saving up a tiny bit and so I'm probably going to do this maybe around Christmastime lol. For this year, I'll ask Santa for a naughty hunk... not of coal, but a man to warm me up on an ice cold night... with his tongue, his sweaty biceps, and the warmth from his cum inside of me when he fucks the shit out of me on a bearskin rug in front of a raging fireplace....and.... where was I? How long are we going to circle the airport here, Merboy? Yes. A point. I'm making a point.... I've just got to figure out what it was... oh yea.... So I'm looking for a certain type of man to - um - get the job done, and here is the job description: At least 6 feet. I'm 5'11 and I'd like him to be a tiny bit taller. Very, very muscular, like fitness model/bodybuilder physique. Gorgeous juicy pecs, especially... and just the body is INSANE, and yes, I have no shame so that's 99% of why I'd choose him in the first place. I have lots of wonderful friends that I'm going to spend my actual birthday with, but this dude on this one night needs to be a fucking tank. Handsome. More so that he's ripped than really breathtakingly beautiful but the two usually go hand in hand, so I guess he'd be handsome too. He's got to know who at least three out of these seven people are: Harvey Milk, Tallulah Bankhead, Barbara Stanwyck, Tammy Faye Bakker, Paul Lynde, Anita Bryant, Tyne Daly. Three out of those seven... otherwise it's no go. He's got to at least pretend to be interested in my episode-by-episode analysis of The Golden Girls. lol, so let's find Mr. Right For That Night... like Katy Perry sang in her magnum opus, "I Kissed a Boy"... I kissed a boy and I liked it Taste of his cherry chapstick I kissed a boy just to try it I hope my girlfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a boy and I liked it I liked it.

OMG oh yes....wait, i didn't even read the topic yo. haha

oh it'll happen soon I hope (; I can only take so many cold showers, u know, honey.... hahaha 🙂

Hold in my sexual desire. I'm a pro at celibacy... i really should have joined the priesthood because I can totally control myself... yeah, don't get me wrong, I'd love to have every single man in Boston with a pulse bang the shit out of me (well, maybe 90% of them, especially in the Back Bay, or Allston, or Brighton where the men are INCREDIBLE).... but, yeah.... where was I? lol. 😈 Yeah, I'm not getting any. That's where I was. There's where I am. Aw dang. 🙄

omg yes yes YES!!!! this!

Maybe you can give me a proper lesson in how to speak -- an oral examination, if you will... eh Professor Grammarly? 🙂 😈

She's very popular in her native Philippines too, right? They must have her do concerts on their TV channels a lot... oh she's divine!!! ❤️

That must have been Rapture... omg. The one and only Miss Judy Garland live!!! Where in Boston if you recall was she? And what did you think btw of Renee Zellweger's performance?

Good lord, I'd let every single of these dudes fuck me until I was dead. omg. 😜

So you could say you took one for the team?! hehe ❤️ Did it hurt a lot less the 200 times after that he fucked the shit out of you?

Holy Toledo! Was this before or after her legendary Carnegie Hall concert? Love Judy. She had a short-lived show on TV that Barbra Streisand, Ethel Merman, guest starred on.... its on YouTube, what a gem! I bet if that testosterone was living in 2021 instead of 1961, some of it could possibly get redirected .... to you. 🙂

Do you think she's underrated? Has she received any Tony nominations after her award-winning Best Leading Actress in a Musical performance in Miss Saigon? My god that voice... it's one of the best I've ever fucking heard. what power starting at the 4:10 mark - incredible belting

SWEAT... Sweat turns me on like nothing else on Earth.... even a guy that ain't hot, if he's sweating like a pig then I want him. There are quite a bit of sweaty runners in Boston in the summers... and thank God for them, they have made this summer at least somewhat bearable. One such young man was running past me and I swear to God the sweat coming off of that back. If the front of him looked as good as the back, I would have slid underneath that hunk in a heartbeat.

BC is very close to where I am right now. BC boys are sexy, and I heard that hockey team??! whew. It's a fantasy for many gay boys to hook up with the captain of the BC hockey team. or the goalie. or the Coach, if they're into older dudes. hehe 😈

Spill the tea, Judy Jetson omg. So there were 40 boys and a "few sparks"? Does that mean what I think it means??? Like some serious heavy make out sessions at 2 in the morning after a few beers and a breakup with their girlfriend? 😈

Do gay boys ever get invited to frat parties? And just how much experimentation secretly goes on behind closed bedroom doors when it's like 1 in the morning and there's a bicurious frat boy and he's cuddling up to one of his buddies?

Oh yeah, in the locker room you can replace all those memories of being bullied and tormented by the jocks with a new memory of getting fucked to bits by all these sweaty guys before they take a shower 🙂

I want to die when I'm 103... in my sleep dreaming of Heaven.