BOZO T CLOWN

How about the love of my life, Steven Kesslar....
 
http://www.boytoy.com/boytoy-male-escort-review/106110591/398
 
http://www.daddysreviews.com/review/steven_kesslar_sf

http://www.pawsforwildlife.co.uk/assets/images/Mammals/Gorilla%20gorilla%20gorilla%20-%20albino%20(2).jpg
 
I'm a sucker for a hairy muscular blonde
 
Bozo

Well Said Mike!
 
You have a good point.
 
Some clients just “jive” better with certain Escorts.
 
Mike and I simply hit it off from the beginning.
 
If I do not connect well with a client, I want to find ways of determining that better in the future and then move on in a peacefull manner.
 
My automated responses were designed to give clients a fast response when I am busy.
 
I am trying to avoid future confrontations with clients.
 
But this is a delicate matter that requires skillful and tactful responses.
 
I do not always have the luxury of time.
 
I believe that one of the biggest problem we face as Escorts is the cyclical nature of this business. It comes in waves and I think Clients don’t realize this.
 
For Example; most Escorts( if they are really being honest) go for weeks without receiving many calls and then suddely (when the moon aligns with the planets and the sun is in the seventh house or something ) we get TONS OF CALLS all at once. It comes in Waves. When the wave hits, it becomes impossible to respond to every inquiry.
 
Ideally we would all remain cool, calm and collective and give each inquiry careful thought and due dilligence, but we live in a realistic world and time is not always on our side.

We’ve had many discussions about the way a gentleman might run his business model, from Brodie Sinclair, JustinTeen, to forum favorites like Tristan B.
 
Fact remains they are free to run whatever kind of paradigm they want to advertise and market business. If it’s working for them, they will continue to be successful. If is doesn’t work....they will adjust or leave the biz.
 
The first time I met Grayson was a matter of 2-3 texts, no deposit, met in a hotel lobby for a beer and chat and moved on. I repeated with him, including meetings in my personal residence/home.
 
Repeated discussion here is only so helpful to a point....too much hassle? Move on to the next one.

Thank you all for your feedback.
 
This was a helpful discussion.
 
I am attempting to come up with a middle ground, because my concerns are valid.
 
I receive on average 10 inquiries per day.
 
Nine out of of those 10 inquiries are not serious.
 
I typically get one prank call every time I enter a new city.
 
The reason for my creating a security deposit policy was to avoid prank calls and last minute cancellations.
 
I wasted $50 on gas and tolls one night in New York City on a prank call.
 
I usually insist on a security deposit if the call seems sketchy OR if I am in a large city.
 
Orlando was all prank calls for me so I don’t even bother with Orlando anymore.
 
I usually do not require a security deposit if the client is requesting me within 90 minutes.
 
I always require a security deposit if the client calls and says I want to hiring you tonight. This is typically because I am a plan B for a flaky date. This type of client usually cancells last minute.
 
If you ask to call me on the phone and we speak about it, then I am more inclinded to drop the security deposit demand.
 
I also do not think I am asking too much be sending out my automated response.
 
 
“Thank you for responding to My Ad:
 
I am compensated for my time, and I accept donations only.
 
Please tell me the name you wish to be called, The City you are in and confirm that you are at least 18 years of age.”
 
I appreciate any feedback you might have on this.
 
Thank you all.

I appologize for the impersonal nature of the automated responses, but I send them for two major reasons.
 
1. limited time: I may not be able to respond personally due to the fact that I am a one man operations and do not have a way to answer the phone when I am busy working or at the gym. So the first reason is like an answering machine. It collects your information so I can call you back when I am able to.
 
 
2. Screaning: first automated response is designed to give me a quick reference to the type of call I am getting. I have tried to shorten this since the first time I used it. I actually have made 10 revisions and each revision gets smaller. This also screens out people who are drunk or not serious.

Hey you sent me a similar PM with this.
 
Would you like to join the politics and religion forum?
 
Here's your new best friend @BOZO T CLOWN

@GraysonDanielz, I appreciate your willingness to engage in respectful debate. I hope that doesn’t sound patronizing because I say that with admiration. We need more of that on both sides.

That is a valid concern.
 
 
Political views should not be injected into business advertisements.
 
 
However, the topic always comes up so I felt the need to clarify up front that I tend to be more on the conservative side.
 
 
The topic always comes up when I'm meeting people because it such a hot topic these days.
 
 
So instead of being two-faced or having to face a confrontation in person I thought it would be more appropriate to mention it in the ad. Unfortunately, I see that backfired.
 
 
I would also like to point out that because I am a Christian,I tend to be considered more conservative.
 
 
However, in my Christian circles, I tend to be labeled a liberal for obvious reasons.
 
 
I would label myself as a Liberal Christian and a Political Moderate. I also have many Post Modernist, New Evangelical and New Age Spiritual Views. As many of you know I study the book "A Course In Miracles".
 
 
As a Christian I cannot condone All of The Presidents behavior.
 
 
However, as a fiscal conservative, I saw no other alternative.
 
 
I personally support Most of the President's agenda. (key word: MOST).
 
 
However, When it comes to mistreating people of other races and religions I strongly protest his Agenda.
 
 
I am extremely open minded to people of a different race or religion.
 
 
As for my vote, I consider myself to be a pragmatist, so I believe in coming up with the most practical solution that is a balance between the most realistic and the most idealistic concerns of the time.
 
 
I also would not consider myself a Republican or a Democrat.
 
 
I believe in balance of power between the parties.
 
 
I did vote for Obama during the Previous Presidential election.
 
 
I admire President Obama's behavior more than any President I have seen in History, but I did not support everything his agenda stood for.
 
 
To make a long story short, I believe that The most pressing concerns of this next four years are unemployment, and the United States economy.
 
 
I studied Economics in College, and I keep up with the Economic News regularly.
 
 
This is why I chose to vote for the party that favored American nationalism at this point in time.
 
 
Having said that, I do believe that we need to embrace international globalization and more liberal policies too.
 
 
After eight years of liberal policy, I believe the pendulum needed to swing more right.
 
 
Like I said, I'm not a Republican or a Democrat.
 
 
So in four years, I may choose to vote for a more liberal president.
 
 
I have always considered myself to be a bisexual man.
 
 
I may choose to marry a male sometime in the future, so of course I backed gay marriage.
 
 
I also would like to point out that there were some influential Gay Republicans who helped push through Gay Marriage Legislation, and I think we owe them some gratitude.
 
 
Having said that, At this point in US History, I don't think we need more gay rights.
 
 
I am more concerned with Unemployment and GDP.
 
 
Like I said before, I believe the most pressing concerns are the United States are the economy and jobs.
 
 
That is simply my opinion, but I agree with you that they should not be put in a business advertisement.
 
 
So in the future, I will leave my political views out of my ad.
 
 
I would also ask that if you do meet me, and you do not agree with my political views, that you don't bring up the subject unless you enjoy intellectual debate (which I do).
 
 
I enjoy intellectual debate on the subject if you're capable of doing that without getting upset.
 
 
I might also add that some of my closest clients that I keep in touch with regularly are on the liberal side.
 
 
We often argue.. but in a peaceful manner

That is a valid concern.
 
 
Political views should not be injected into business advertisements.
 
 
However, the topic always comes up so I felt the need to clarify up front that I tend to be more on the conservative side.
 
 
The topic always comes up when I'm meeting people because it such a hot topic these days.
 
 
So instead of being two-faced or having to face a confrontation in person I thought it would be more appropriate to mention it in the ad. Unfortunately, I see that backfired.
 
 
I would also like to point out that because I am a Christian, I tend to be considered more conservative.
 
 
However, in my Christian circles, I tend to be labeled a liberal for obvious reasons.
 
 
I would label myself as a Liberal Christian and a Political Moderate. I also have many Post Modernist, New Evangelical and New Age Spiritual Views. As many of you know, I study the book "A Course In Miracles".
 
 
As a Christian, I cannot condone all of the President’s behavior.
 
 
However, as a fiscal conservative, I saw no other alternative.
 
 
I personally support Most of the President's agenda. (key word: MOST).
 
 
However, When it comes to mistreating people of other races and religions I strongly protest his agenda.
 
 
I am extremely open minded to people of a different race or religion.
 
 
As for my vote, I consider myself to be a pragmatist, so I believe in coming up with the most practical solution that is a balance between the most realistic and the most idealistic concerns of the time.
 
 
I also would not consider myself to be a Republican or a Democrat.
 
 
I believe in balance of power between the parties.
 
 
I did vote for Obama during the previous Presidential election.
 
 
I admire President Obama's behavior more than any President I have seen in History, but I did not support everything his agenda stood for.
 
 
To make a long story short, I believe that The most pressing concerns of these next four years are unemployment and the United States’ economy.
 
 
I studied Economics in College, and I keep up with the Economic News regularly.
 
 
This is why I chose to vote for the party that favored American nationalism at this point in time.
 
 
Having said that, I do believe that we need to embrace international globalization and more liberal policies too.
 
 
After eight years of liberal policy, I believe the pendulum needed to swing more right.
 
 
Like I said, I'm not a Republican or a Democrat.
 
 
So in four years, I may choose to vote for a more liberal president.
 
 
I have always considered myself to be a bisexual man.
 
 
I may choose to marry a male sometime in the future, so of course I backed gay marriage.
 
 
I also would like to point out that there were some influential Gay Republicans who helped push through Gay Marriage Legislation, and I think we owe them some gratitude.
 
 
Having said that, At this point in US History, I don't think we need more gay rights.
 
 
I am more concerned with Unemployment and GDP.
 
 
Like I said before, I believe the most pressing concerns are the United States are the economy and jobs.
 
 
That is simply my opinion, but I agree with you that they should not be put in a business advertisement.
 
 
So in the future, I will leave my political views out of my ad.
 
 
I would also ask that if you do meet me, and you do not agree with my political views, that you don't bring up the subject unless you enjoy intellectual debate (which I do).
 
 
I enjoy intellectual debate on the subject if you're capable of doing that without getting upset.
 
 
I might also add that some of my closest clients that I keep in touch with regularly are on the liberal side.
 
 
We often argue.. but in a peaceful manner

thank you. I appreciate your kind words. I also appolgize if I come across too abrasively. As a Christian, I am more conservative than most of the people I am surrounded by, but in my Christian circles I am actually known as a "liberal". I am not in favor of any one political party. I simply vo

I can rwspect

ohhh. thank you for clarifying. lol

Gray -- you didn't come off negative to me in any way. We had a good time and I enjoyed your company. The "douche" I was referring to was whoever was saying that you don't look like your pictures. I'm one of the few in this thread who actually know what you look like in real life.

Don't you ever tire of being a hall monitor?
 
This became an attack thread by Post #13. Some truly mean and ignorant statements were made by people who have never even met the guy. (Only one person actually met him and said he would not repeat.) The rest was all pearl clutching ladies who thought they would get the vapors if they met with someone with such atypical opinions.

For eating, Bozo's favourites are chocolate cream and banana cream.
 
For tossing in peoples' faces - blueberry, huckleberry, and cherry work best.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQz1ncCy2sY
 
Bozo

I know how that is.

I've been verbally attacked many times here for leaning too conservative more so than for being a dick-sucker.

Haha priceless. Guess that makes us (the majority who posted reviews on TripAdvisor, Etc.) "hotel snobs."
Ask Azdr0710 and KatlG for your money back when you find the Gouverneur to be the dump that is is.
 
Plus, the city of Paris is awesome.

The Gouverneur, now under new management, with a new name (Hotel Place DuPuis), is a DUMP.
Based on the TripAdvisor reviews below, the change of name didn't improve the quality of the hotel. You can put lipstick on a pig.....
When Bozo stayed there, the linens were dirty and rug was filthy.
Read the TripAdvisor reviews before you even consider staying at this fleabag:
 
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g155032-d183244-Reviews-Hotel_Place_Dupuis_Montreal_Downtown_Ascend_Hotel_Collection-Montreal_Quebec.html
 
You're better off sleeping with the homeless on the streets than staying at the Gouverneur/Hotel Place Dupuis.
 
Stay at one of the nicer chain hotels downtown like the Marriott, Delta, Sheraton, etc. It's less than a ten minute Metro ride to the Gay village. Or, if you're a walker, you can hoof it in about 30-35 minutes. During March, you should be able to get a good rate. Most hotels offer a discount to AAA members.
As for the Gouverneur, AVOID!
 
Bozo

The Gouverneur, now under new management, with a new name (Hotel Place DuPuis), is a DUMP.
Based on the TripAdvisor reviews below, the change of name didn't improve the quality of the hotel. You can put lipstick on a pig.....
When Bozo stayed there, the linens were dirty and rug was filthy.
Read the TripAdvisor reviews before you even consider staying at this fleabag:
 
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g155032-d183244-Reviews-Hotel_Place_Dupuis_Montreal_Downtown_Ascend_Hotel_Collection-Montreal_Quebec.html
 
You're better off sleeping with the homeless on the streets than staying at the Gouverneur/Hotel Place Dupuis.
 
Stay at one of the nicer chain hotels downtown like the Marriott, Delta, Sheraton, etc. It's less than a ten minute Metro ride to the Gay village. Or, if you're a walker, you can hoof it in about 30-35 minutes. During March, you should be able to get a good rate. Most hotels offer a discount to AAA members.
As for the Gouverneur, AVOID!
 
Bozo

I’ll defend him, because I’ve met him multiple times.
Let’s avoid the pile on style of thread.

Difficult when he provides no images of himself whatsoever.

1. The Gaiety Theatre. The premiere male strip club in North America bar none. Sadly, it was forced to shut down when it was zoned out of existence during the transformation of the Times Square area from a gritty Runyanesque urban milieu into a Disneyfied and sanitized "family friendly" tourist district.
 
2. The Show Palace. Along with the Eros and Adonis, these 3 Eighth Avenue Times Square area theatres drew a diverse, but heavily urban crowd. All boasted male strippers, but the best action took place in the audience. Fats Domino may have found his thrill on Blueberry Hill, but Bozo found waaaay more than his share of thrills with fellow patrons in the audience. Many fond memories of the hundreds of afternoons and evenings of Bozo's misspent youth that took place in the back rows of these theaters. Only wish hand sanitizer was around back then .
All three closed down in similar fashion to the Gaiety.
 
3. Swinging Richards in Aventura Spacious, airy, well-lit, and boys of every size, shape and hue were available for your pleasure. Strobe lights flashing, and music just loud enough to provide a chill environment and great "club vibe". Parking was plentiful and prices were reasonable, especially for a strip bar in upscale Aventura.
Closed down due to community opposition.
 
4. Stock Bar. The best of the current male strip bars in North America. It's the gold standard against which all others are measured, and has been for a while. Centrally located in the heart of La Belle Ville's gay village, it's the largest of Montreal's strip clubs. Although we don't all share the same preferences in men, Stock Bar seems to have the most diverse ensemble of performers as far as size, shape, race, and number of tattoos . The dancers are friendly, yet not overbearing. Drink prices are reasonable, and lap dances are private.
 
Bozo

1. The Gaiety Theatre. The premiere male strip club in North America bar none. Sadly, it was forced to shut down when it was zoned out of existence during the transformation of the Times Square area from a gritty Runyanesque urban milieu into a Disneyfied and sanitized "family friendly" tourist district.
 
2. The Show Palace. Along with the Eros and Adonis, these 3 Eighth Avenue Times Square area theatres drew a diverse, but heavily urban crowd. All boasted male strippers, but the best action took place in the audience. Fats Domino may have found his thrill on Blueberry Hill, but Bozo found waaaay more than his share of thrills with fellow patrons in the audience. Many fond memories of the hundreds of afternoons and evenings of Bozo's misspent youth that took place in the back rows of these theaters. Only wish hand sanitizer was around back then .
All three closed down in similar fashion to the Gaiety.
 
3. Swinging Richards in Aventura Spacious, airy, well-lit, and boys of every size, shape and hue were available for your pleasure. Strobe lights flashing, and music just loud enough to provide a chill environment and great "club vibe". Parking was plentiful and prices were reasonable, especially for a strip bar in upscale Aventura.
Closed down due to community opposition.
 
4. Stock Bar. The best of the current male strip bars in North America. It's the gold standard against which all others are measured, and has been for a while. Centrally located in the heart of La Belle Ville's gay village, it's the largest of Montreal's strip clubs. Although we don't all share the same preferences in men, Stock Bar seems to have the most diverse ensemble of performers as far as size, shape, race, and number of tattoos . The dancers are friendly, yet not overbearing. Drink prices are reasonable, and lap dances are private.
 
Bozo

While in Canada, Bozo hooked up with James. Can't say enough good things about him.
 
After the initial contact, James replied almost immediately. We set up a time and date, and James followed up a few times to confirm the appointment. Since Bozo was staying in a large hotel with multiple banks of elevators, James asked if we could meet in the lobby. This way we avoid any mix-ups. James showed up on time, and dressed appropriately in a crisp button down shirt and dress slacks. This was great since Bozo was staying at an upscale 5-star hotel, and James' attire would not set off any red flags.
 
James was definitely the real deal. He looked even better in person than in his pics. Great body with rippling muscles, and legs like sequoia trees. Boyishly handsome face accentuated by sparkling blue/green eyes...
 
Since this forum doesn't allow for reviews, all Bozo can say is that James delivered the goods. The perfect combination of tenderness and French Canadian passion and sensuality... And definitely NOT a clock watcher.
 
Après notre rendez-vous, nous avons apprécié la nourriture ensemble. Very enjoyable to dine with him in the hotel lounge, He's very intelligent and a great conversationalist - en anglais et en français.
 
James does a lot of travelling, so you'll need to follow his rentmen ad to see his travel plans.
 
Bozo tipped James off to this website. Hope he's not a stranger....
 
Bozo

While in Canada, Bozo hooked up with James. Can't say enough good things about him.
 
After the initial contact, James replied almost immediately. We set up a time and date, and James followed up a few times to confirm the appointment. Since Bozo was staying in a large hotel with multiple banks of elevators, James asked if we could meet in the lobby. This way we avoid any mix-ups. James showed up on time, and dressed appropriately in a crisp button down shirt and dress slacks. This was great since Bozo was staying at an upscale 5-star hotel, and James' attire would not set off any red flags.
 
James was definitely the real deal. He looked even better in person than in his pics. Great body with rippling muscles, and legs like sequoia trees. Boyishly handsome face accentuated by sparkling blue/green eyes...
 
Since this forum doesn't allow for reviews, all Bozo can say is that James delivered the goods. The perfect combination of tenderness and French Canadian passion and sensuality... And definitely NOT a clock watcher.
 
Après notre rendez-vous, nous avons apprécié la nourriture ensemble. Very enjoyable to dine with him in the hotel lounge, He's very intelligent and a great conversationalist - en anglais et en français.
 
James does a lot of travelling, so you'll need to follow his rentmen ad to see his travel plans.
 
Bozo tipped James off to this website. Hope he's not a stranger....
 
Bozo