Good news: The stiff on the right is the UPS guy who carries it into your house and helps you with your box.
With my luck they would send me a straight one and I'd have to pay the extra $50 to download the gay firmware pack.
(Side note: Why is this sexbot naked? Would it have been a huge problem to run to Walmart and get him a pair of shorts and t-shirt or something before his flight? What if the crate had broken open in transit or something? A little modesty, even with a stiffie, would have been a nice touch. )