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Now we only have like a gillion websites left to find love in all the wrong places.....

Now we only have like a gillion websites left to find love in all the wrong places.....

Now we only have like a gillion websites left to find love in all the wrong places.....

Sounds like Catorce right off Garibaldi Plaza a few blocks from the Zocalo. Later know as Ahora es Quince. Fun place, Cheap cerveza and tequila. Great stripper shows. Most of the trade were lonely horny military guys looking to get laid, earn some extra cash, and get a good night sleep off base.

I second on Mike Austin. It's a given that you'll have a good time with him and his rates are reasonable

I don't think this is the wrong forum, since this is about travel...and the tour is basically a mobile strip club/brothel.
 
Yes, I have done the tour...twice. Once with a friend, once alone. The owner/operator/host is a hyped up (understandably, since I saw him snorting something more than once) hustler who hires local strippers as the crew. It is an all-inclusive (except for the tips) deal. You depart in the late morning, head to Los Arcos, where they give you a chance to snorkel for about 15 minutes or so, using very basic, ill-fitting gear (don't think of this as an actual snorkeling tour or you will be disappointed), then continue on to a remote bay with a few restaurants, where you are served lunch (also included, except for beverages). The food is plain and filling, nothing fancy, and they switch between restaurants, depending on who offers them the best deal or who can accommodate the crowd they bring, so there's no way to know where you are actually going to be eating until you pull up. After lunch, you hop back on the boat and head to a (hopefully) deserted beach, where you can take off your clothes if you want. The strippers/crew all get naked at this point, and the "foreskin shots" begin. This is the highlight for many of the tourists. The strippers insert their fingers into their foreskins, stretch them out and up into a cup shape, and the host pours your choice of liquor into the foreskin, and a customer quickly sucks out the liquor, and sucks the head of the stripper in the process. They also have strippers get down on their hands and knees, and they pour liquor down the crack of the stripper's ass, and you put your mouth on the stripper's butt (above the anus) and catch the liquor. The crowd often has to be cajoled into participating. After spending some time there, the boat heads back to the pier near Los Muertos beach.
 
The crew is hired from the stripper bar Antropology, and the host shows up there the night before and tries to make deals with the guys to crew the boat the next day, so you never know who you are going to get, and the crew ranges from cute to very rough-looking. The two times I have gone it was a mix of attractive, semi-attractive, and unattractive guys. They ply you with liquor from the beginning, and they especially turn up the liquor service on the way back to town, which is when they start to ask for tips--they tell people to hold their tips until the end of the day, when you are at your drunkest. I had some fun the first time I went, but when we got to the "deserted" beach, there was actually an elderly straight couple already there, which kind of put a damper on the festivities. Almost nobody got naked, although the old man very clearly stoop up and took off all his clothes, signaling that they didn't mind at all if people got naked! On the second trip, another guy who was nervous and apparently attracted to me latched onto me and tried to stay by my side on the entire trip. Also, on my first trip, they had so many customers that they hired a second boat, and the cute Canadian couple that I wanted to spend some time with got put on the other boat. Your experience on this trip will vary depending on who signs up on that day. The crowd always includes Mexican tourists, as well as tourists from the US and Canada. It starts out a little timid, but everyone loosens up after a few rounds of alcohol, and by the time you get back, you are sure to have found some fast friends. The strippers begin working hard for their tips on the trip back, and I saw one letting a guy suck his dick for 30 seconds or so, but that was the most I saw in terms of action. If you think the tour sounds fun, go for it. I don't think it's a bad way to spend a day, if you keep your expectations low. If you simply want to find an escort, it would be easier and cheaper to go to Antropology or Wet Dreams.
 
One suggestion: they are serious when they tell people to take motion sickness meds. I did so both times. And on both trips I saw other customers sick and puking. They hand the pills out just before you get on the boat (if they have them available), but I would buy them and take them 30 minutes to an hour ahead of time just to be sure.

Ok, newbie here. First, I didn't know it was a review because I thought I was replying to a thread on here. So, it's a hard lesson to learn about these cut throat rules..so I'm going to go be bitter and listen to some sad Carpenter's tunes (...rainy days and mondays always get me down....)

Ok, newbie here. First, I didn't know it was a review because I thought I was replying to a thread on here. So, it's a hard lesson to learn about these cut throat rules..so I'm going to go be bitter and listen to some sad Carpenter's tunes (...rainy days and mondays always get me down....)

So this is the first review I've written and it was the best experience I've had. He gets ★★★★★ from me!
 
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Ok, newbie here. First, I didn't know it was a review because I thought I was replying to a thread on here. So, it's a hard lesson to learn about these cut throat rules..so I'm going to go be bitter and listen to some sad Carpenter's tunes (...rainy days and mondays always get me down....)

Ok, newbie here. First, I didn't know it was a review because I thought I was replying to a thread on here. So, it's a hard lesson to learn about these cut throat rules..so I'm going to go be bitter and listen to some sad Carpenter's tunes (...rainy days and mondays always get me down....)

Ok, newbie here. First, I didn't know it was a review because I thought I was replying to a thread on here. So, it's a hard lesson to learn about these cut throat rules..so I'm going to go be bitter and listen to some sad Carpenter's tunes (...rainy days and mondays always get me down....)

So this is the first review I've written and it was the best experience I've had. He gets ★★★★★ from me!
 
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Bravo on starting to explore!! It can be nerve-wracking at first. I remember when I went to my first few strip clubs, I was always sooo self conscious and uptight. So much so, that the first couple of times I spent more time worrying and less time relaxing and enjoying myself.
 
Then I suddenly realized, “Hey! I’m in a fucking strip club surrounded by hot strippers!! And every patron in here is here for the EXACT same reason as me.”
 
And ever since that epiphany, I’ve had some of the best times ever at places like Stock and Campus. Have a cocktail, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. Life’s too short not to

Thanks-I LOVE these kinds of dicks - long but not too thick. You think you could put phone numbers along with the pics next time??? ...please?

anyone been with him? Did a search on daddysreviews and unless I totally missed it I didn't see a review page on him.
 
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