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Sorry, he's taken. But i know where you can get a blue T shirt!

You mean, until their boner is dry!

um, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, I knew something was dangling!

OMG ... How did you ever get that recording of me?! I will have to speak to the other party involved to make sure there are no videos! As I was blindfolded at the time I have no idea what evil mischief I was an inadvertent party to! (is this a dangling participle or some such?) And you are correct, I am much better looking, esp. the teeth!

Having finally experienced that hot wax, including a cast of my nipples, all I can say is Wowzer! And, as far as my audio is concerned, all I can remember is lots of Ahhhhh's and Ooooo's and Oh God's, and more Ahhhhh's!!! I wanted to keep those casts but in the after play, unfortunately, they were crushed to pieces. Well, next time, and then I will have them encased in a lucite block!

You are right Gman but there were innies and outies then, too.

Totally unrelated! All of the cord that is left after the cut just dries up and falls off - doesn't matter if it's 1 inch or 6 inches. The cord is also not tied but clamped and cut so tying has nothing to do with innie or outie - luck of the draw!

I learned Italian while in High School as my father learned it during the war (that's WW II) in Italy and Sicily. At home when he wanted to speak to me only in front of others, he would use Italian. I travel to Central America about once a year and I am picking up my Spanish but I will frequently wind up with Span-talian and sound like either a Spanish idiot or an Italian idiot. i understand much more than i can speak in both languages. WG is fervently helping with my italian! Grazie mio amico.

Dio abbi pieta di me….tremo davanti a lui. Risparmiarmi il mio unico e solo TB!

Looks like me when I have an orgasm!

Oh! TB, my one and only TB…you will soon be in my clutches (or is it, I will soon be in your clutches?) Well, it doesn't matter, we will soon be clutching! Soon…soon…soon! Now that I think about it, I have also been a bad, bad boi! My body, my nipples, my … await your corrective succor.

Me too!!!

I believe that is Joe Manganiello (of Magic Mike and Sophia Vergara fame)

This is sort of like the four handed massage I recently had!!

HE IS HOT! Unfortunately, early this year I had an appointment with him and we were confirmed except he would not give me a location. Each call for the 2 days ahead of the appointment went well but every time I asked for location he said he would text it. Finally, on the day of the appointment 30 minutes ahead of our meet time he still hadn't texted so I called and he just said he couldn't do the appointment. By that time I had a plan B so I went to him and had a GREAT time! No plans to call this guy again!

I know this is up a few weeks and I know a lot has been said about Kristian. BUT, I saw Kristian recently and it was rapturous. I am going to set up another appointment soon. He is a great person as well as having your necessary equipment. So give him a try!

I am smiling but I am also groaning…..no, make that, growing!

Recently I saw Kristian for the first time - he is an amazing person, not just his enormous …. I cannot wait for a return engagement or in-gagement. If you add "him" (and just his enormous cock) to the mix, you will have a hugely satisfying time.

And don't forget - he is a member of the family!!!

Now that you are retired and have PLENTY of time, you will soon look again like your Avatar!

[quote="whipped guy, post: 984245, member: 4764 Unfortunately no muffins around here, but heck I'll make do! LOL - have some matzoh

Now that WG is retired, I'm not sure he will ever be done with Mr. House Boi.

As in Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch?

Is that like masturbation?