Funguy

Aw shucks! Yes, the sick mind I will admit to! But please, I have to admit, I did not invent it or even plan this move. After it was obvious that we both enjoyed this particular area, we were in such a position that a slight shift made this new experience possible, especially with other things to grab onto at the same time. (Am I allowed to say that?!) What about a "nippy-niner"?

Right there where you used to live! LOL.

It went on for what seemed like hours but, alas, probably was far too short a time. It also was something I had never really thought of doing! Extreme treat! Recommend highly!!

LOL Translation : "Ah! Dear friend! You're really a devil!!! But you are the new great God that we worship!" No, sadly I'm not. You may worship me but I am Just Funguy Unfortunately, it was not "with" our friend in the bed, but "like" our friend. Mama mia! A heart attack in the making!

OH! The pressure to perform that has been hoisted upon me (or foisted)! For BVB: Oh! Sono stato un cattivo ragazzo così che ero bravo! Davvero buono! Meglio che mai. Ma non era la notte scorsa - era Domenica e Martedì. Prima ho avuto un 69 dei capezzoli e poi ho avuto un lavoro fuori come il nostro amico sul letto. Differenza era morsetti giapponesi Whipped Guy will provide the translation. Suffice it to say that I really was a bad, bad boy. For Whipped - I'll always be a good boy! For everyone else, I'm not so sure, sometimes being bad is just soooooo good. Cold shower time.

If you guys are good I might consider posting what happens next... possibly... We shall see... but only if you're good… "SIR, yes SIR, I'll be good, all the time good. Oh SIR, whatever you want!"

Oh, I do love that more aggressive version - wonder what he's saying. But then, ahhhhh, those other two shots, especially YUMMY SHOT do get my juices flowing - all over the place!

Actually, in some cases, I think it's more and more people into bigger spaces - hence the new double deckers. It's telling my age but my first trip to Hawaii was on the Pan Am double decker in the 50's. What fun for a kid!! (of course, Chris, you're still a kid! and I'm still fun!)

Was that the one by/about the stews (ahem, flight attendants)? I want to be a steward whose involved in the flight!

All the way with that crew - won't give them turn around time either. Well, turn around, but not turn-around. Can't wait to see the uniforms; open air?

Might just have to change from my pedal-pusher to this one……long - and - smooth - and sleek - and warm. And a pot to piss in. Guess you have to have one of those to afford it. Would love to just touch it, maybe stroke it, kiss it. Bet I could chase down that nasty Red Baron! Ever Fun

Don't need it! Just hang out…..w a t c h . o u t . b e l o w w w w w No muss, no fuss. No makeup mirror, tho. Oh, and wear a coat and scarf. Goggles, too. Always a, Funguy

Chris….note my avatar. You don't have to stand up at all, pee right out the bottom, and still have fun!

Having just lost a great deal of weight and I am NOT sagging too much anywhere from that loss, I think I actually look better naked than with a speedo - the speedo just draws attention directly to your abdomen above the line and your ass if it doesn't fill it out (and something else but we're not really talking about that). Especially a red speedo!

Bigjoey: Since that person in West Hollywood is doing outcalls again, I would HIGHLY recommend him. A more wonderful and more giving man you could not find. By the way - Rod truly is a compassionate guy and i think your friend would have a great time! Funguy

Also, just make sure that this is NOT going to be a surprise for him.

This thread and answers are just what I love about this forum and its community! Kudos to all!

There is even one called a "true mirror" and it doesn't lie.

So how did all you guys do at Helios a few weeks ago??????

At least he doesn't have to worry about being denied entrance to a restaurant because he's shirtless. On a more serious note the risk of hepatitis C is still out there with tattooing if the wrong place is used and, of course, the risk increases exponentially the more tats you get. We as clients don't usually consider spread when our little heads are playing, but if you are with a guy covered in tats it deserves thought. No vaccine, no cure.

Dream about it and let me know some details you would like…there will be a 3-some in the future posts!

Rabbi Hy had traif last nite. His first uncut, and now he loves it. No more need to search for that Jewish escort. With that under his belt, he is now going to delve into the darker arts: a bit of BDSM - a little bondage, some restraints, a bissel rope, some nipple with the lights on … there's no sending him back! Funguy

Poor guy……giggle….LOL

There have been toooo many of these you tubes, Leno's, Sacha Baron Cohens, and the like to ignore. This is middle America, as distressing as it may be. I see high school kids in my office, with their parents, and neither the kid nor the parent can figure out how many feet 61 inches is. Pretty poor showing!

Depends on how you define "pussies"