Funguy

Also used to be French Canadian / Arab back them.

A few years ago when I was still performing laser hair removal, a good looking younger guy (30's) came to me after having had a hair transplant a few months earlier. It was a COMPLETE disaster, much was falling out (normal occurence) but nothing growing back in except a totally unnatural front hairline. He had spent an absolute fortune. He asked me to laser it ALL off so he would be bald - in my opinion he would be HOT as a baldie. 8 sessions later (divided the area into sections for comfort) and 2 more 6-7 months later to catch the few missed hairs, he was happy as a clam, never has to shave it or take any care except to make sure he wears sunblock and moisturizes. He was aware it's permanent as was fine with that. He spent a lot less with me than with the transplant and he was thrilled. So thrilled he opted for full body (and I mean, FULL) laser removal - took a year visiting me monthly (can't do too much at one time - the body can't handle it). For those considering transplant, techniques have improved but it is still expensive for first rate job. Much less expensive, tho no less well done in Colombia, I have heard tell ? but travel isn't what it used to be. For toupees, I think Sean Connery has had the best, in all styles - go all the way back to The Hunt For Red October and everything since.

It starts August 9th. Did you know sharks have 2 penises (? peni)? Yes, humans aren't the only ones! With the pandemic and "almost" no one (but idiots) are going to the beach and even fewer into the water, those sharks must be hungry!

I'm being serious - put your body in shape at the gym, buzz the hair, touch up by ADDING some strategic gray (or have a good hair stylist do it), and own up to being a hot daddy!

Sort of like premature ejaculation?

But my intelligence IS superior ( at least to donald trump)

In the home stretch of The Lincoln Conspiracy by Brad Meltzer and John Mensch - extremely well-written and interesting. Next on the list is The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich - I have read it before tho not for at least 25 years and used it as a "child" for my Evelyn Wood Speed-reading class in the '60's. I seem to have an unholy interest in how truly evil humankind can be. I find Nazism and its proponents to be supremely fascinating. However, after that is done, I have already printed Epigonos' list (is the apostrophe in the correct position - forgive me Donald Trump, Jr.) ?

When I saw him he gave a good massage with ALL of the extras but I had strange vibes and I left but had to go back for my coat and he went ape-shit crazy to the extent I was scared shitless but he didn't lay a hand on me - just ranted and raved, called me names no one had before or since. An education. And his place was filthy - dirty clothes, sheets, etc. all over. This was just before I discovered this forum. When I did, the forum was blowing up about him. YES, "DUDE IS MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY" alright.

The single most weird, out of control, rude dude I have ever met in any context.

although I posted originally in April, I just had the chance to read David's powerful book and could not put it down. Kudos!! ? It is a powerful and beautiful trip down David's memory lane and the feelings it evoke in me must have been nothing compared to what David must have gone through in putting pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard.) Perhaps when life returns to what will eventually become the new normal, I will have a chance to meet this amazing fellow! ?

Faced with the same thoughts as Jonnychgo. Have had, not one but 2 dogs at a time all my life except lost my last pup about 2 1/2 years ago after 17 years. Just got furloughed for the next 6 weeks so this is a perfect time to get pups, housebreak them and start their training. i actually am picking up 2 pups on 05/16 and I will post pix after they come home. Plus, they can't go out much either until all the shots are completed. Spoke to the trainer I have used in the past and, unfortunately he won't have any puppy classes for socialization as he used to. Just means that the pups will start meeting neighbors out on the street as soon as they are able. By the time i'm back in the office they will be housebroken, crate trained, and ready for me to leave them alone in order to get into mischief! Guess I'll have to get a doggie-cam also. Now that I see it in writing, I can't wait. Already have the crates, beds, leashes, collars, gates for the stairs, bowls, exercise pen, etc.

What about Opera?

Im 71 now and probably have a wet dream once a week, usually 3-4 am. Unfortunately, I can't remember what the dream/dreams is/are but they must be good. Im an early riser (in all respects) and when I get up around 6-6:30 am, if I haven't had a wet dream, then it's jerk-off time.

i was about 7 years old and at sleep away camp during the summer. in my cabin, we slept in bunk beds and I had a bottom bunk. My camp counselor slept in our cabin in the upper of my bunk so every time he undressed (and he slept in the nude) I had a bulls-eye view of his dick and i immediately had a hard-on. It was quite clear at that point that I had a thing for dicks. I didn't act on it until high school (I was 15) when a friend came to my house and we were fooling around in my bedroom (parents were not home) and I had a roaring hard-on as did he. We rubbed each other til we came and then it was any time we could as long as the parents were not home. Rubbing led to sucking, led to fucking. This went on for 2 years, graduated and never saw the guy again.

As well as the warm body to body skin contact. That would almost be enough.

He does look enticing BUT . . . the first person i would call in Palm Spring is The Great Dane. Ahhhhh!

When I had my dogs - they got "Russell Rovers" for Holiday Snacks!

Many years ago I had a regular masseur who was also a great deal of fun. He had been in a car accident in which his car was totaled - he was not injured and insurance covered all except that he was reduced to getting a new car which the insurance payment simply didn't come near to covering (he had an old beater). He never asked for money but I decided to offer him an advance for the next 2 sessions, along with my usual tip. Since we had a several year history I figured it was a reasonable gesture - he was extremely appreciative. After each of my next two massages we wound up in the bedroom (new for us) for some mind-blowing sex, completely surprising me. After those 2 visits, the bedroom became part of our routine until he finally retired. When we had our final meeting, it was no charge as he was back on his feet and was very appreciative of the fact that I had made my offer so long before.

OH YES INDEED!!! SIR!!

Mark in North Hollywood No question!!!

I'll vouch for that - an hour of play, a nice massage and back to bed - the body knows / shows what it likes - Rod knows what to do for his combo.

Just read a brief review of David's book, "Every Grain of Sand" and was very impressed and intrigued - going to have to get a copy since I'm all hunkered down and need some reading material. The review was on the Review page for April 6. Congratulations on the writing and having the grit to get through your earlier life! Well Done!

Missing my leather wayyyyy too long. Time to break out the leather jock and ....

Also love to give and receive - more to give, ESPECIALLY if the other party just lets go and comes so I can swallow and also kiss. Some guys cum easily, some take some work - dont mind at all. Now, a very active and matched 69 is really nice and even more so, a 71 as described above.

Does that mean you are still fucking, yes?