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Funguy

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    Edibles

    While in college (about 60 years ago) my roomies and I had a dinner with THC from beginning to end. Remember that it is far more soluble in fat than water (hence the beauty of butter) - started with butter-coated edamame, graduated to roasted chicken with "special" butter under the skin of the entire chicken, fresh green beans with butter and sliced almonds, sautéed potatoes (in what you may ask!), and dessert was gooey chocolate cake. Then we all went off to see "Fantasia" and promptly had out minds blown!
  2. I've been going to Yang Chow for almost 50 years. Reliably good!
  3. I haven't had this for a while - had it a few years ago in Guatemala, of all places! And just had a taste for it. Really crispy skin, luscious raspberry sauce. BTW - the restaurants in Antigua, Guatemala put our restaurants to shame and for pennies.
  4. Hey Glennnnn of the many nnnnn's - has been a long time - I just re-emerged from my slumber as well. So much going on these days. A certain mutual friend said you were still around - glad to hear.
  5. OMG - I really have been away too longggg . . . I don't recognize most of the posters on this thread and I don't recognize most of the porn stars names (tho a few of their pix) either.
  6. and here, I thought I held that title!
  7. yep - meant wait 10 minutes. I use a wash cloth to wipe off in the shower. I have never had any burn but I would caution to try a little dab in one place, wait the 10 minutes (label says shorter time but I find that for me, 10 minutes is perfect). May use EVERYWHERE - I like a smooth hole (like @Caramelsub) and I keep mine smooth. Just smooth it on and it fills all the crevices. DO NOT USE INTERNALLY! No yelling, screaming, swearing, maybe a little moaning and ah-ing. Use whenever necessary. No appointments necessary, I'm available all the time.
  8. Purgatory for sure - all because of a preventable accident moving me from gurney to operating table. Unfortunately, due to technicalities I cannot pursue a lawsuit. But, so be it. Now, with 1" screws, 3" screws, rods and a bone graft I am approaching "new" as far as there is NO pain what so ever but I cannot rotate my neck past 10 degrees in either direction. Of course, I have frozen shoulders too because I couldn't do physical therapy for 14 months! So ALL for nothing!
  9. Seems all you guys are behind the times. Why shave and risk the nicks or wax and brave the pain when you can apply Magic cream (available on Amazon or in drug stores), hit 10 minutes and WIPE it off in the shower. Smooth as silk afterwards. No razors, etc. needed ANYWHERE, including around that nice spot you love to have teased! For baldies (and I luv 'em) you can get the formulation for maintaining a bald head also.
  10. Very happy with my Mustang convertible - great looking (black/black/black), fun to drive, faster than my friend's corvette - not that it's needed, but a gas guzzler. It's a 2020 but with my problems in 2021 it barely got driven and I now only have 6,200 miles on it - a gem!
  11. I just discovered I'm missing (tho not missing my member)! I'm not missing any more. I had forgotten about this site and just found my log-in when clearing a bunch of stuff from my phone. Brings back a lot of memories, tho some not so old - it's good to see familiar names tho, in some cases, it was not a happy finding. Case in point - Epigonos. Tho we only met once in Palm Springs I do remember his smile, especially talking about his time many moons ago in the Peace Corps. I believe, and his times in Guatemala - I had just returned from my 10th trip a few days before meeting. His name always came up with wonderful remembrances. So...where is everybody? Whipper (Whipped Guy), Glennnnn, and all the others. Does this show my age? I did have a lousy few years - both shoulders operated on and while they were at it the hospital gave away free broken necks! That resulted in 14 months in a rigid collar before finally having a fusion C1-2-3, a new car in my garage that I couldn't drive but still had to pay the lease, a $3,500 Uber bill, and no working for 14 months , and a severe restriction in certain activities. But I am upright now and hopefully most of this crap is in there rear-view mirror.
  12. Try Knot-busting by Mark in North Hollywood. He has everything you are looking for. My go to... NB - sometimes going out to No Ho can be much faster on fwy than trying to get to other places "in town" on city streets.
  13. There is a vignette from Lucas Entertainment - Men in Love series: 4 scenes of highly sexually charged slow erotic action ranging up to 40 minutes or so. The particular one I lust for is Jessie Colter and Jean Franco. It's on many sites, about 40 min in length. xgaytube.com/men-in-love/617982. You really have to get all the way thru it to appreciate it. I had a provider watch it before meeting me for a 2 hour session: it took us a good 15 min just to get to where this scene starts, then we just did like what was on screen - no rushing, major restraint, wound up being about 90 min of mutual edging before we both finally came. The other 3 scenes are in the same genre but just not as long or overtly erotic.
  14. Not even with a salad shooter and ranch dressing. How about whipped cream, in a sling!?
  15. Just finished all 1,000 plus pages of the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich - one of many reads but now it is in a different context. As many know, the Germans, Nazis in particular, were incredible record keepers and note takers. All of Hitler's meeting were transcribed, all of his generals, admirals, major party members kept almost daily diaries. All of this was quoted in the book as well as introduced as evidence at Nuremberg. What is frightening fascinating is if you close your eyes - it is Trump. The verbiage, the actions, the claims, the lies - all Trump.
  16. Nothing but great fun with Mike
  17. A few years ago when I was still performing laser hair removal, a good looking younger guy (30's) came to me after having had a hair transplant a few months earlier. It was a COMPLETE disaster, much was falling out (normal occurence) but nothing growing back in except a totally unnatural front hairline. He had spent an absolute fortune. He asked me to laser it ALL off so he would be bald - in my opinion he would be HOT as a baldie. 8 sessions later (divided the area into sections for comfort) and 2 more 6-7 months later to catch the few missed hairs, he was happy as a clam, never has to shave it or take any care except to make sure he wears sunblock and moisturizes. He was aware it's permanent as was fine with that. He spent a lot less with me than with the transplant and he was thrilled. So thrilled he opted for full body (and I mean, FULL) laser removal - took a year visiting me monthly (can't do too much at one time - the body can't handle it). For those considering transplant, techniques have improved but it is still expensive for first rate job. Much less expensive, tho no less well done in Colombia, I have heard tell ? but travel isn't what it used to be. For toupees, I think Sean Connery has had the best, in all styles - go all the way back to The Hunt For Red October and everything since.
  18. It starts August 9th. Did you know sharks have 2 penises (? peni)? Yes, humans aren't the only ones! With the pandemic and "almost" no one (but idiots) are going to the beach and even fewer into the water, those sharks must be hungry!
  19. I'm being serious - put your body in shape at the gym, buzz the hair, touch up by ADDING some strategic gray (or have a good hair stylist do it), and own up to being a hot daddy!
  20. Sort of like premature ejaculation?
  21. But my intelligence IS superior ( at least to donald trump)
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