Funguy

Well, then you need to think about LA - I'll plead guilty and you can sentence me to life without parole.

My only, go-to massage guy greets me in shorts, T-shirt type wear, always also with a great big relaxing hug and kisssssss. Clothes, for both, do not remain on for very long, especially while we kiss. We may partake in a refreshment, catch up from the last appointment, and then begin au naturel.

Sex, esp with a very erotic massage to start. And make it a 3-some and I'll be very guilty indeed!

Our boy TB is home safe and sound!

Glad I saw this and you are safe and sound. I hope you are at least enjoying your stay in Viet Nam. Didn't realize there are restrictions from Viet Nam also. If you need, I'll send you a doctor's note saying you are immune to Corona virus and that you are sorely needed back here. Besides, in anticipation of your triumphant return, I'm putting in my reservation to see you! ? And, yes, you are correct - the Great Dane IS an amazing person!

Hmmmm - just did that recently. The juices are flowing again!

Sweet dreams for now. Change those sheets tomorrow morning.

Sweet dreams for now. Change those sheets tomorrow morning.

Cash only, no insurance: there are no procedure codes for what I do! Appointments - easy as can be - might involve a bit of travel for you but can be done. Perhaps Palm Springs? Now - procedure: You start, dressed, sitting on the exam table. I do prefer a button down shirt so I can slowly unbutton each one in order to brush up against your nipples with my stethoscope, or ... Once the shirt has been removed, I will need you to change into a gown, open at the back, of course. If you need help removing any article of clothing I will be right there to help. Settle back on the table, take a nice deep breath and relax. I like to start at the top - perhaps a tongue bath for the ears, nibble on the lobes. Have to check out your mouth - tongue and all to be complete. As I do this, my hands tend to roam, lightly probing all of your nooks and crannies. Feel free to verbally encourage me if I find a sensitive area for which I need to pay more attention. I often find encouragement in the area of the lower abdomen and I need to check you for hernias - don't worry, you don't have to cough - if it's there, I'll find it! OOPS - I have a phone call I must take in the other room - I will be back tho.

Be still my heart ... and other parts

Well, I'm a doc - you won't have to fantasize with me! I could be the fetish! LOLOLOL

I have white and black, tall and short, but my favorite is the multi-color stripe. I also have cash/credit card size and passport size. Also great is the neck warmer / scarf which also has a zipper pocket for just about anything. Unfortunately in So Cal, it's hardly ever cold enuf to use the scarf except between 5 and 7 am. I'm planning on scarf tonite instead of a coat. Hope for a cold nite.

Aw shucks!

Did have the experience of a companion, as I sucked on his nipples, tell me not to bother - minimal feeling, but go for the pits. As many groans from that as he got from doing my nipples. Up charge - no way. But it did open a new horizon! Another fetish to add to the list!

Why not go to him and enjoy a new location?

Just remember that Golden Rule . . . Do unto others . . .

I'll take Dane any time I can. Yes, 53 and prime! Experienced, very easy on the eyes - all parts of him, wonderful conversation and can talk as dirty as anyone - if you want. If anyone has a chance to spend an hour, a day, a weekend with Dane, grab it and run. Of course, this is just MY opinion. TB is another diamond not to be overlooked. Believe me, I could NOT call him DADDY if my life depended on it. Sonny maybe! He has all the right credentials to fit what is needed. Lance Navarro is another to consider - a true lover. Everything that's needed for an hour (way too short), a day, a weekend, a week. Leathers AND a motorcycle to boot.

Hands down - Mark in North Hollywood. Really knows how to massage - technique cannot be beaten. Also knows his way around a man's body, nooks and crannies and everywhere you need. Deep, light pressure and everything in between. You cannot go wrong - or my name isn't Funguy. https://rentmasseur.com/GreatHandsLA ps - dont be put off with North Hollywood. Sometimes faster to get to than WeHo taking the fwy.

Have you installed any new apps on the phone or pad? Esp "security" or call screeners. About a year ago I did on phone and then noticed delay in email notifications. Uninstalled the new apps and everything went back to normal. I reinstalled one called Hiya for screening all calls (it determines scam calls, etc from real calls and I will accept the delay in email notification. ) As soon as i go to gmail on the phone they all pop up so i just have a routine to check and not rely on notification .

Someone that old? Jesus. I'm 71, in great shape and NO ONE has ever called that an issue. You'll even get 2 loads if you smile!

Hmmmm I have the same underwear, but . . . alas, not the same body.

I've seen Mike several times and I'll say, "Lucky Me!" He is simply a beautiful man - in all respects - the whole package. Hot, polite and respectful, sexy, wonderfully skillful, and smiles! If you have a chance to see Mike, GO FOR IT!

You are right in the donut hole there! I want to cover him up so he doesn't catch cold!

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that one!!