TruHart1

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Feed a person to the fish, and he's not your problem anymore.

A non-political joke that may be relevant to forum members' interests. Sorry, no splashy graphics:
 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
 
In honor of Jackhammer.

Speaking as a man who has battled weight all my life, I think it's pretty common knowledge that the hard part really isn't losing the weight, it's keeping it off. And most people lose that battle. That said, indeed, Subway should have been keeping eyes on his waistline. Or maybe they just didn't care.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
 
Kevin Slater

Come on, Friday...!
 

Well, it feels like Friday...
 

I always add years to my age. When you shave your age or tell the truth, people say you look like shit. Add seven years, and everyone says you look fabulous for your age.

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of
women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice,
remained thirty-five for years. Lady Dumbleton is an instance in
point. To my own knowledge she has been thirty-five ever since she
arrived at the age of forty, which was many years ago now.
 
--Lady Bracknell, "The Importance of Being Earnest"

You have to admit though, Boomer, that Ms. Bartiromo has a great name for an opera diva. Maybe she should change careers?
 
 
 
Gman

Well, if I was going to go to the trouble of writing a review for myself, I would at least write a real review. Maybe not the "War and Peace" (Whore and Piece?) stuff that I subject you all to, but more than nine dang words. Seriously. Sell it.

Look at the name of the reviewer at the bottom of the review.
 
 
Funny thing is he got his fees wrong. In his Rentboy ad, he lists $200/hr. In the 'review' he lists $300/hr. Could it be he knows he's hard to please and charged himself more?
 
Gman

Not necessarily...depends on what's in the pipe...http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/grin.png

Ummmm...
 
http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/90/94/9469330c7a25c1384e57ba1eb1c507a4-stayfree-pads-suggested-as-fathers-day-gift.jpg
 
Kevin Slater

...but please, no sex with Ms. Dolezal, that would be just too confusing on so many levels! (DISCLAIMER: My post is not meant to be discrimination against women, African Americans or any persons posing as same! )
 
TruHart1

...but please, no sex with Ms. Dolezal, that would be just too confusing on so many levels! (DISCLAIMER: My post is not meant to be discrimination against women, African Americans or any persons posing as same! )
 
TruHart1

I'm not saying you're a whore...
 
I just think it's odd that whenever you eat a hot dog, you put your hand behind your head.
 
Kevin Slater

http://news.yahoo.com/rachel-dolezal-resigns-as-leader-from-naacp-spokane-chapter--160937684.html
 

 
Like I said, can I just go for "all of the above" when it comes to having sex?

Like California...I better start rationing before the well goes dry....

cool little video posted yesterday ahead of the Paris Air Show this month.....
 

...talked to or asked out by regular guys because everyone is to afraid to talk to them.

Op, you're not alone. My "Perfect Man" hasn't changed in 30 years. I went into hiring escorts looking for that guy, but all the early 20s jocks I contacted were, well, flaky. I ended up hiring a 33yo and a 37yo that first weekend. Wow!!!
 
While they met my "they're attractive" minimum threshold, I was still nervous. In person, they blew me away. Good looking And experienced? That combo beats 20s hot and self absorbed any day.
 
I'm still gonna meet Rey tho. Early 20s, hot and into Daddies is someone I can't miss out on meeting, lol.

Generalizations are exceedingly dangerous especially when it comes to hiring escorts. What floats ones guys boat does absolutely nothing for the next guy. In reality that is fortunate because it would be an absolute bitch if we were all chasing the same type of guys.
 
Now do our tastes in who we hire evolve – for some, certainly for others, maybe not so much? Again it is whatever floats your boat. I hired my first escort in the fall of 2002. Not only was he the first escort I had ever hired, he was also the first man with whom I had ever had sex. That escort was Steven Kesslar and I’m still seeing him professionally today and we are now certainly BOTH older. A few weeks ago I hired a well-built young stud in his mid-20’s – he was lots of fun. I have my regulars, who have aged along with me, but I throw in a new young stud now and then to add variety to my life. Did I start out doing that, certainly NOT but I do now. Does this behavior indicate an evolution in my hiring; I don’t know and I really don’t care – all I’m looking for is a good time and that is exactly what I’m having and I feel NO need what-so-ever to explain it to myself or for that matter to anyone.

Personally, I find it somewhat odd that I know what I like to look at, but that's not the same as being with.
The OP presented a kind of young fellow who would spin my head around. I've noticed, though, that when I've actually had encounters with guys, it's everything else that gets into my head, not their body type.
 
I was surprised that a certain well-known escort wasn't as built as I had expected, but he was beyond hot for days. Socially, I had an encounter with a 6', 140# soaking wet fellow who was similarly incredibly hot.
 
And my live-in is short, but a cub in training.
 
If I'd get my head out of my tush, I'd have a lot more fun.

LOL, you are so gonna get spanked when he reads this....but wait, perhaps that's the point.