BenjaminNicholas

Thanks! I'm just happy to be on the DFW nonstop

He's gone and back more than the McRib

Lighten up. It was a joke

Nicely said sir And now let me boil it down even further... Yes, there are those of us who are the real deal and the dozens of 5-star reviews only bolster that fact.

To be fair, there are many of us who have fantastic repeat clientele who enjoy leaving multiple reviews. It's not quite so black or white

HAHAHAHA. That's a good one

<---- I think my new profile pic makes one of my fetishes pretty clear

After a recent experience at Magnum, I no longer recommend it. They really seem to be struggling. The drink prices (for Dallas) are insane. $14 a cocktail in some cases. Dancer quality has changed. I would now agree that Tin Room has more muscular, masculine guys. Magnum is also actively catering to bachelorette parties... And they're annoying as fuck.

This really didn't need to turn into a money issue. I was simply suggesting a nice place to stay. These are tourist spots made for tourist money. I don't see how bringing up what a local makes in comparison as helpful, other than to wealth shame those who choose these hotels.

You can always find a deal out there: Amex Plat 3-4th night free through FHR and/or member rates with Hilton. I got a 2br villa down to under $300 a night with breakfast and airport transfers included. This is definitely not a 1%er hotel. Banyan Tree, Tongsai Bay, Silavadee and Nora Buri are also all solid choices.

I was hoping someone would wordplay with swallow-swallow-swallow Well-played sir. ... And with Fran Drescher back on television, I think we lost a lead for MOB MOMS.

Yeah, go with Koh Samui....

JUST GIVE HIM THE TONY RIGHT NOW.

I second the Koh Samui rec. It's beautiful, can feel remote at the right hotel and is eons better than Pattaya and Phuket. I've stayed at Conrad Koh Samui a few times and it's always been nearly perfect. https://conradhotels3.hilton.com/en/hotels/thailand/conrad-koh-samui-residences-USMKRCI/index.html If you're staying on that side of the island, let me also recommend Lajava. The family who run it are AWESOME. https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g293918-d15089900-Reviews-Lajava_Beach_Lounge-Ko_Samui_Surat_Thani_Province.html

I need someone here to write an escort parody of 'Try To Remember' from The Fantasticks right now

It almost seems as if he's running from something.

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/the-island-house-key-west.136851/page-2

Cops in Texas use ALPRs. https://www.eff.org/pages/automated-license-plate-readers-alpr

It appears that some here have forgotten this guy's past. He may be a buyer beware: https://www.datalounge.com/thread/19252866-chaosmen-zane-what-do-we-know-about-him-

I was kidding. Or, perhaps, stupidly perpetuating the myth of the 'Dallas Escort Mafia'

We live in a world where many parents no longer think it's necessary for their child to learn a trade. That's nearsighted. The world will always need craftsmen and tradespeople. High schools- now more than ever- need to realize that the college route is not something that's for everyone. The insane amount of mounting national debt because of higher education should be enough to prove that. Life skills can be talked about in a book, but growing up, getting out there and falling on your ass a few times is usually the best education. Young people today are too afraid to fail. Failure is important. Learning to fail and moving past it makes you a stronger, better person.

Clearly, the mafia finally caught up to him

It also lost something on tour with about 1/2 as many waltzing cast members.

At the end of the day, you don't go to places like these expecting high-end escorts who take this seriously. Of course they just want your money: Look at the turn-and-burn environment you've put yourself in. Make smarter/healthier decisions if you want to spend time with a guy who values you as more than just a passing $25 lapdance.

Shit. Yeah, still bugging me too. Boo.