BenjaminNicholas

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I'm just jerking yer chain Pedantic might possibly be my middle name.

How much less?

I finally found a set of heavy kettlebells to carry with me as I'm traipse Texas. I may never join a regular gym again

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I agree. While a lot of my life is documented on Twitter, it's through a keenly focused lens

Twincest or not, these guys need to spend more money on better wigs.

Was I the only person reading this and singing it showtune-style in my head?

I've always liked the way Chrome works with a Mac. It's speedy. Not bloated at all.

It's always fun when a poster's reply says more about them than the person they're addressing. You don't have to take my advice, but with management here, it might suit you well to tread lightly. This place doesn't need any unnecessary attention from third parties and you certainly wouldn't want to be the cause of any problems. Also, I'm honored you're honoured. Welcome to the board ?

This was the perfect response.

Agreed. They have the acting ability of dryer lint.

What's always fascinating about 'Ask An Escort' is that while the questions should be for working guys to answer, it's really just an echo chamber of others wanting to validate (and revalidate) their own opinions. Oh... And @orville, please, nix the term 'young boys' in future posts. It's just not a smart idea.

Bullshit. 'Pussy' isn't a metaphor. It's just the continued lame attempt to fetishize 'straight' guys who escort.

BRAVO! Slut pride... Where's my parade?

I listen to Stern on XM daily. He's one of the few talk-only shows I can listen to without losing interest. Podcasts: Too many people think they're good on-air and this gives them false confidence and a platform.

No worries. Tights and a tank is my go-to gym gear

What's great about this site is that Daddy doesn't require you to jump through ridiculous hoops. http://www.daddysreviews.com/submit

Tyler is one of the good guys... As well as being a superb writer.

Monetarists have always given me hard-ons

Will do. Thank you for the reminder

Some of my most memorable/intense/fun orgasms have been with guys who start (and finish) with my dick in their mouth. I have one regular client who has no interest in anal/kissing/romance, but instead gets off on me spread-eagled on a bed, arms behind my head and him working his mouth & hand on my dick in what I consider a should-immediately-be-patented sort of motion. It's now become this game to see how long I can last before he swallows my load. The technique is so good that I'm sadly only up to about 12 minutes. Even thinking about Margaret Thatcher doesn't help.

No. Success in this business has little to do with the nuts & bolts of actual sex. To be successful, you have to cultivate great clients who look at you as much more than just beauty or a great fuck. The smart guys realize the turn and burn life is a short-lived one.

It's actually been kind of fun finding creative ways to keep a regular schedule of 'sex' while not actually being able to be in close-proximity of another person. I'm writing about it for the next 15MM, but if you've got another dude who's willing to think outside the box, you can stay safe AND have fun.

Why am I hearing this whole thread in his voice: