HAHAHAHA. When I was in my 20's, I was working Sunday in the office (a technology company), and with no switchboard operator on duty, whoever was there would pick up the phone (there was an overhead tone indicating the main switchboard number was ringing). This call was from a woman who'd seen our "help wanted" ad in the Sunday paper and was calling about a job for her son. :-? Then she asked (swear to God) "My daughter is also looking, do you have any jobs for young ladies?" I couldn't help myself, I asked "What is the young lady good at?"