KevinKeepsItReal

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

So I’m gonna start this off by saying that I KNOW that this will be a very long post so please just bare with me and follow what I’m saying. 
 
I only created an account on here to be able to leave a review on this guy and it is NEVER my intention to cause harm to someone’s business but at the end of the day truth is truth and that’s all I’m doing Sharing THE TRUTH. 
 
 
Sooo I dont even know where to begin. But here we ago cus I feel like its alot.
1. This man is bald. Bald meaning he has absolutely no hair on his scalp. But if you look at the pics that he has on his profile, it shows him with hair so you would think that he does. But now that I’m thinking about it more clearly, most of his pictures are LITERALLY A.I so that should’ve been a RED FLAG from the beginning but I guess I let it slip through my fingers . Maybe cus I was too horny who knows.
 
2. This man IS NOT AS SKINNY AS HE SEEMS IN HIS PICTURES. When I’m telling you NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING AS THIN AS HE LOOKS IN HIS PICS. Now I’m not saying that he’s OBESE , but he definitely has a good amount of weight on HIM. I wouldnt consider him skinny or even slim or even muscular at that. My problem with this is that you are promoting certain pictures on your page making people think you look a certain way when In real life YOU DO NOT. If you wanna be an escort, be real and honest, and whoever likes what they see they can book. And if not, maybe escorting is not what you should be doing and thats just my opinion. Its as if he’s catfishing and in person its totally not the same as online. 
 
3. So as of this POST i’m making, he has no dick pictures on his RM profile. And I’m talking no PICS whatsoever. And I’m a premium client so I know what I’m talking about . But I’ll tell you this. When we were talking thru text messages, I asked him for a dick picture and he sends me a dick picture which when he sent it, I already know it wasn’t his ( btw i knew it wasn’t his because the skin complexion from the dick pics to his actual skin tone wasn’t matching nor similar so that gave it away hopefully that make ssense)  but once again I guess I was so horny I decided to ignore it but what I’m tryna say is that THE DICK PIC he sent is NOT what his dick looks like in person. On his RM profile he claims his dick is 7 inches, but yet the picture he sent me clearly did not appear to be 7 inches so I questioned him about it, and he says its actually “7.5 VERY THICK”. I’m here to tell you his dick is actually 7 inches and its NOT VERY THICK. It is just normal Id say. Sooo once again And I’m not sure if yall are catching on to this reocurring theme with this EGG head but he lies about almost EVERYTHING and when its in person its a totally different story than what he claims and says on his profile and what he says via text as well.
 
4. I asked him for a LIVE picture before me driving to where he was staying and he said he can actually face time which when he said that I thought oh this guy is actually forreal forreal like he aint playing no games. But when he got on face time, He had a hoodie on and his whole head was covered so I could not see that he was bald until we met in person and told him to get completely naked and then realized that he was bald. But im just saying thats a tactic of his to fool you, he wont show his head because he knows the client POTENTIALLY might back out when they realize hes basically catfishing them lmaoo this guy is hilarious. Oh lord .
 
5. So he charges 300/hr so you would think that he would honor his word and do what he’s supposed to do which is provide a full hour or so. Like I’m not here to lolligag or play games I’m here to have sex and that is what you are getting paid for…… We did what we did for ONLY 20 MINUTES. And after the 20 minutes, we both had to leave HIS HOTEL ROOM BECAUSE IT WAS already time for him to leave the room. There was even a hotel worker that came knocking on his door because he was overstayed past his checkout time. Soo he didnt even mention anything or give a refund or ANYTHING. Dude literally did not give a flying or a single fuck about anything. I paid him 300 for a whole hour and dude ONLY GAVE ME 20 minutes because he had to exit his hotel room because of his checkout time. Dude did not apologize did not give me back half didn’t do anything .  Sooo if you are someone thats into paying 300$ for just 20 minutes then this IS THE GUY FOR YOU!   
This guy is literally an egg head a dick head an asshole.
 
after he came, I told him to keep kissing me. Dude said no because after he cums he doesnt like kissing. Umm i dont think thats how that works your providing an escort service and I already paid you. And of course theres things like escorts not doing specific things and that should be stated beforehand and both partied should be in agreement but yall get what I’m saying hopefully.
 
Dude has an attitude, is not nice nor friendly, doesn’t give a fuck about your time or the money you spend on him. Catfishes in every sense of the word. LITERAL CATFISH AND DOESNT PROVIDE FULL HOUR . 
 
DO NOT BOOK WITH THIS GUY BECAUSE YOU WILL REGRET IT . Btw there was a reply on here about this guy that booked him for an overnight and spoke about his experience. I just wanna say that after meeting this guy in person, I totally believe everything that he said because he does stupid shit like that and doesn’t actually care to provide good service.
 
DO NOT BOOK WITH HUMPTY DUMPTY. I REPEAT DO NOT. YOU WILL REGRET IT AND YOU’ll REMEMBER MY WORDS. HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE REVIEWS ON HIS RM SO CLEARLY PPL ARENT BOOKING HIM. 
 
THAT WAS ALL. If anything I said sounds confusing or you need clarification just tell me and I’ll be happy to perhaps further elaborate or reword certain things I said . Idk i feel like I wrote this rushing but I HAD TO MAKE THIS REVIEW SO PPL DONT WASTE THEIR MONEY. 

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

So you’re saying that because I just joined this website that I shouldn’t be able to initiate conversation/topics that I’m interested in or curious about? 
 
if this is the average response from people on here tell me now so that I just watch from afar and dont say anything. 

0/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND. 
Scammed me out of $$$

0/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND. 
Scammed me out of $$$

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

I know that I’m so late with this review but I will share this review in hopes that many will book him because he’s honestly amazing.
 
Booked him back in November of 2024. And he is very sweet and nice, very handsome, gorgeous smile, nice body, good dick, his touch is lovely, and he kisses with passion. 
 
you will not regret it.

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

I’m new to all of this and I’m still getting a hang of it. But are you sharing this to suggest to me that I should move this post to that forum or something?

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

Because I can.

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

Adding to the list, to get exactly what you want. With the apps, it's a roll of the dice of who is available, unlike hiring where I can get what I desire when I want it.

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

You are already receiving push-back because of how you approached your query.  You want "everyone to chime in" with their reasons for being a client, but you haven't done so yourself.  If you're new to this (or even just in the contemplative stage), why not first share what your motivations are and ask others to share theirs?
I'm sure the most common answers you'll get:
To get men the client doesn't believe they will get otherwise.  For example, a youngish jock isn't too likely to be looking for a middle aged or older bear.
For efficiency.
Because they get excited by the act of paying someone for sex.
Because they can afford to do so and don't feel like they need an excuse.

I hire because it's easy. The apps are a pain.
Also, I like younger, muscular guys and being in my 60s and out of shape, they aren't doing it for free.

My mom resembles that remark even if I don’t.😉

I believe that there’s many reasons as to why I do it so here we go since everyone and their moms is bullying me just because I didn’t share this in the first place so here we go:
 
1. Convenience. If I’m horny and want to be with a guy, the only thing that needs to happen is payment and I’m guaranteed action.
2. Idk if its a kink or fetish. But I kind of get really horny by paying men for sex . Like the thought of a guy saying to me u want this dick pay me and I’m just so badly wanting it that I end up paying is just hot to me idk
3. Some of these men wouldn’t be attainable if it wasnt by means of payment
 

The forum is keeping it real with KevinKeepsItReal.
I’ll let myself out.