Oakman

If an escort can just take a few minutes to establish compatibility, it’ll seal the deal for me. A polite amount of chatter/flirtation in the initial coordination conversation is essential. If the guy is only interested in his rate and what hour, I’ve learned to bow out. My provider should be willing to briefly explore what I’m turned on by. Be a gentleman.

We are certain that Herqulez and Apexxxalpha are the same guy?

If you would like to confine the definition of a phrase that is widely used, from middle schools to workplaces, to only what you have observed yourself in porn on X, have at it. You might however also consider that your narrow niche of observation is not sufficient to be weighing in here, and that you are out of touch with contemporary slang.

We met up in SF yesterday for an outcall at my place. His rate is reasonable, and the services are always mind-blowing. I try to meet him whenever he comes to town. He is genuinely interested in client fantasies.

Sorry, bro. Any behavior which would put at risk my livelihood and standing within my professional community qualifies as a lapse in judgment. If you want to be known in your own professional circle as “that guy who everyone saw bringing a hooker up into his room” then go knock yourself out. I would hate to see where you placed the bar for “lapses in judgment.”

No, it doesn’t involve a sex act. “Serving cake” can just mean having a great ass. If I am walking around the neighborhood in tight shorts that make my ass look really good, I am “serving cake.“ ”Serving” is drag slang. To “serve” is to present oneself in an intentional way. “Serving butch” means being intentionally masculine. “Serving fish” means being convincingly feminine. It’s really spun off into a lot of fun directions, but it’s not a sex act. It’s just presentation.

It means you have a great ass. “Cake” is ass.

It sounds like you are in the market for a provider who can do incalls. If I were you, I’d cancel this hotel meet up. If that guy can’t host you, I would apologize and opt out (prioritize your risk avoidance over his feelings of disappointment - he’ll be pissed). Get back on RM and find a guy who can host you for an hour. Bigger picture: you might consider how your lapse in judgement here might be because your subconscious self is tired of being in the closet and is desperate to be found out by people who are close to you. Maybe it’s time to think about coming out in a way that isn’t embarrassing or professionally risky.

I want you to enjoy your first time, bud. But you’ve created unnecessary risk for yourself. If any of your coworkers know where your room is, you absolutely stand a chance of someone spotting what is going on. This risk increases if you meet your guy in the lobby and take the elevator with him. I am pretty seasoned at hiring and am fairly sex positive. There is no way I would meet an escort at a hotel that also had colleagues, friends or family. Hoping you don’t get seen is not an effective strategy for managing risk. Ensuring that you cannot be seen is. Eliminate your risk and have fun somewhere else. Additionally, relying on an escort to maintain your discretion is also risky. You have no control over his judgement on things like being inconspicuous, or acting like your acquaintance when your colleague sees you in the lobby. You need to look out for yourself and not expect a paid stranger to save you from embarrassment.

Nothing in this scene would inspire me to part with $1k from either performer 🥱

For me it has more to do with artistic taste and judgement. I work in the world of design. I like to see well-thought out decisions in how people present themselves. While I occasionally see sexy tattoos, I more often see people with lots of tats as chaotic, messy, and unwilling to consider long-term implications (Pete Davidson?). I also see lots of tired cliches permanently displayed in ink, bad artistry, ugly typefaces, etc etc. I think it is silly that people with no artistic skill or training would make permanent art all over their bodies. Some men have kick-ass tattoos (King George V for instance), many have crap.

I don’t think I would ever feel comfortable, asking someone to alter their physical appearance for me. Even if that just means removing a piercing that I’m not into. I accept that those are part of their presentation, and if I’m not into tattoos and piercings, I don’t reach out to those providers.

I am not familiar with this cover-up paint/makeup that you’re referring to. Neither are most of us, probably. I certainly wouldn’t pay $400 to get sweaty and physical with a guy covered in body paint.

Vagueness about the services provided is no longer acceptable for me. Paying for an hour from a top and getting 15 minutes until they bust is also unacceptable. So I am explicit about expectations upfront.

Felipe Silva RM ad Felipe Silva 411 VegasBodybuilder The Rentmasseur ad is new (just one month old) but he’s been offering escort services for a little while now.

Providers who do this are gaming the filter settings, so they’ll show up in your search if you’re filtering out guys under 6’. They know you’re not likely to walk away at the front door when you see that they’ve lied by an inch or three. I certainly never have.

Age shaving in a RM profile probably has much less to do with a provider’s delusion about their actual age, and more to do with gaming the RM filter settings so they’ll show up in more searches. I would never expect an RM profile to have truly accurate information regarding age, height, or dick size. I’m perfectly willing to go along with whatever fantasy the provider is attempting to market, assuming they have impressive photos and an intelligent bio. Personally, I’ve never been impressed by or attracted to men who are obsessed with skincare routines and avoiding the signs of aging. Confidence is sexy.

Yes honey, that little blurb of text was added subsequently. Go pick a fight elsewhere.

Just the usual Vanilla Gorilla stuff… 😝

The conversation went cold when I asked if he’d consider being the top man. With that equipment, he’d be excellent.

It’s a fair bet that every man over 35 who still manages to pull off looking like a comic book super hero is supplementing his testosterone, which is very easy to acquire these days. 😉

No. He demurred from kissing. He wasn’t even wild about me touching his gorgeous body. He’s not attracted to men.

Finally took the plunge. He’s a gorgeous man, but he’s not into men. Somehow, I see a body like that in photos and assume the guy is going to be an Alpha. But he wasn’t very assertive at all. I tried to establish a rapport, but he was pretty closed off. His dick is phenomenal, but he didn’t stay hard and frequently had to take breaks with me licking his balls (so he could stare off into space, pretend he was elsewhere and get hard again). It was all done in 20 minutes. He was polite, friendly enough, and clean. But the experience was lackluster and not nearly worth the $405 he charged. I’ve got blue balls.

Clearly you DID give a fuck. This guy pissed you off several times and you never pushed back or asserted yourself until AFTER you were done with him. This sounds like an unprofessional provider meeting up with a nightmare client.