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Dang, sounds a little demanding!  
Then what did he say?  “After you leave my fee, you will strip down and put your clothes next to the bed.  You will touch my penis, and I will touch yours.  You will make it hard.  I will lightly peck you on your lips, and you will grasp my firm buttocks…”

I hired him about 3-4 weeks ago for an overnight.  I’d definitely repeat.  Some of those pictures make him look a little chunky, but he’s really not.  Really enthusiastic and gets into the session.

Glutes had a totally different experience.
After friendly texting we set up an appointment, and upon  arriving at his hotel he told me to meet him by the elevators. Familiar with the hotel, it required a card key to go to the guest floors.
Standing there with phone in one had, and dick in the other, he texted "F U time waster"  "Bye".
Drug addled / psyche? Either or both, he's a real charmer!  /s

I remember years ago, maybe about fifteen, there was an escort here in NYC who had a jaw-droppingly beautiful physique.  To this day, one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen or been with.  When I finally managed to arrange an appointment at his place, I was flabbergasted.  It was a disheveled mess, with all sorts of drug paraphernalia scattered around.  The bed seemed clean enough, so I went ahead with the encounter, and his over-the-top beauty made for a hot time.  But for the drugs, I would have been tempted to make him a regular, but of course never went back.  To my surprise, he was around for years after that, and consistently earned reviews that said he matched his pics but also mentioned the drugs.  Lord knows what genes and workout routine he had that enabled him to indulge in the drugs and keep his physical beauty.  He eventually disappeared.

Just looking for any 1st hand experience with profile. Name change?
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Oh Landon... 1000 minimum? If only Walt Disney had your imagination...he might have done well !!

I'd split that grand in two and spend time with two providers that would at least act like they wanted to be with me. lol

The smoking while cooking video is repulsive.

Yeah he’s straight. The one time I had a brief chat with him a few months back he was cool with the vanilla stuff I was looking for. I’m not sure (and didn’t ask) if he goes all the way.
He recently moved from Texas to NYC. Has a handful of studio stuff with ‘Hot Guys Fu*k’ series.
As @BOZO T CLOWN said he’s a regular at the Naked Party since living in NY. Always in amazing shape.

Mr. Long has been a regular at Tim's monthly Naked Party in NYC the last few months.
IBRC, he also attended one or more of @Buff Daddy's soirees (at least he was scheduled to appear) recently.
Anyone that is curious about him should go to one of the events where he is scheduled to appear. You can chat with him and fondle him for about 3 or 4 minutes for the minimal price of 20 bucks.. This should satisfy your Landon Long fix, and you'll be $980 in the black.
He also smokes cigarettes.... which Bozo smelled as soon as he came near. 
For $1,000.00, he'll hopefully put a mint or tic tac in his mouth before a scheduled meetup 🚬.
BTC
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Seeing his Twitter, it seems he really is straight, or at least, has a public proclivity for women. Maybe his target base is wealthy women with lots of disposable income in NYC? Kudos if he can achieve that, but with no reviews since his tenure on RM, I would guess he doesn’t get lots of business.

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Really?
 

Top of the list for most plastic surgery for a 22 year old?

$500/hour.
Top only (although Versatile is listed), no anal.
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How odd. Top only, but no anal. What is he topping?

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He has been around since pre-COVID and has only one review?
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Something is fishy here......
BTC

Some decades ago I had a long-term affair with a British identical twin...he gay, his twin "straight." He reported that when they were teenagers, his straight brother would go out on a date, and if he didn't get laid, would come back home and fuck his gay brother. I happily stayed in the family home in Britain with him, and fucked his eyeballs out, in his childhood room, separated from his parents by a 3" stud wall, in the council flats (public housing) where they lived. Fortunately, his parents were both deaf and dumb, and did hot hear a thing. But...vibrations, anyone? He haa now been with an American lover I introduced him to for over 30 years. The "straight" brother is on his third wife. 

Haha. Well-spotted. While there are Mexicans with blue-eyes (the internet told me, so it must be true), I doubt this guy comes by the blue eyes genetically.

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I am strangely curious about this young man. He probably wouldn't deliver but he hints at some kinky fun. Yet in the background on his bed are his stuffed Snoopy and panda.
Reverse image search leads to his Instagram account, showing a couple of pictures of a chunkular-looking guy with a mention of 420 here and there.
Having said all that, I will not be taking one for the team.
 

You just saved me $300+  public_assistance.
TY
 

I would tend to agree.
He's very sweet, very handsome and does a good massage.
But ....
He's a bit of a "broken toy" emotionally. He shared some broken heart stories..and seems to have some serious issues about sexuality. I had the same experience as others where the gatekeeping about sexual lines in the sand felt like a minefield that I was sorry I had stepped into.
I don't expect a provider to go further than a hand job for an erotic massage....and since he seemed like a sweet guy with a little baggage..I figured I'd tip him well and see where things go on a second meet.
Normally when I book a second massage with a provider there's a more relaxed environment and an eagerness to please.  In this case it was the opposite. He was even more remote, robotic and just plain weird. Made me feel like a dirty old man for asking him about his thoughts on escorting.

Sorry to be contrarian, but I recently saw Alex and had a very different take on the experience. Yes, he has a beautiful body. Yes, he is easy to communicate with and he seems kind. But once you get on his table it’s clear that his rules are so strict as to make, for me, an unenjoyable experience.
 
He cautions that some clients want to jump into erotic first and promises that it will happen. I’m on board with that - I love the buildup. What rubbed me the wrong way was that when I reflexively reached out to caress his leg, he immediately took my arm and placed it back alongside my body. Ok, fine. But not long after that, he lubed up my hand and placed his cock in it. Great! But when he moved to the front of the table and I moved my arm to caress his leg, he again took my arm and placed it back where it belonged - away from his body. In other words, you can touch me only when and only how I allow. 
Perhaps some clients love this. I do not. 
He never even grazed my cock the entire time. In fact, when he finished my backside, he instructed: “Please turn over for the release.” No frontal massage. No buildup. Not organic, not enticing, simply robotic. 
Sure enough, I was flaccid. He stood over me staring at his own body while rubbing my cock and expecting me to cum for the privilege of being touched by him. I became hard but I soon said no thanks.
 
I could have gotten off but it would not have been exciting. Instead I left there and found a hot guy on Grindr to fool around with. For free.

400 hour / 2000 overnight, and worth it.

Quoted me 400 for FS... pass.