misterhumphries

Sorry but I don't understand sounding so apologetic about booking a masseur/escort. He CHOSE to book you for the hour. You didn't "cost" Rick anything. In fact, you enriched him by paying his hourly rate. As for your being chatty, it's probably not the first time that's occurred when a fan meets his porn idol. We are still human, after all. And it's not likely that you'll see him again in a social setting. His not replying to your thank you note is par for the course. It is not a reflection on you. However much we may admire or lust after these escorts/masseurs, there's no need to feel inferior to them or that by offering them our custom that we are "bothering" them. Grow some backbone, man!

I've wondered about this too! I see the odd ad on rent.men where male couples state they work only together. Yet it's human nature to gravitate towards one person over the other. But when it comes to price, is the price also double? Say, $600.00 for the pair instead of $300.00 for a solo man? Now if I could get two for the price of one, then I might take a roll of the dice

Call me crazy, but I use mouthwash just to freshen my breath after sucking cock or eating ass. I've never mistaken Scope or Listerine as a form of liquid prophylactic. A swish of mouthwash is just good manners.

You've bought into the code that "masseur" is a euphemism for prostitute. While most "masseurs" on sites like rentmasseur are not state licensed or even professionally trained in soft tissue manipulation, most are not there to sell sex under any guise. If you want an escort, hire a man who unabashedly advertises as an escort. That way there are no hurt feelings, no mixed messages, or feelings of rejection or insult.

For me, no. Anything involving the mouth is EATING -- oral sex. Anal sex is actual penetration by a BIG ole HARD dick i.e., fucking!

Other than the best position , don't overthink it! Sex is chemical. It's not a recipe or a mathematic equation. Just take the right precautions, use LOTS of lube, make your interests and boundaries clear THEN HAVE A BALL!

Or "ripper" could mean his meat is so big and thick it would rip your hole.😏

You know, I completely glossed over the age stated on the profile. Almost all escorts and masseurs are under 30 -- and have been for the past decade! His profile does state he's in recovery so maybe he's had a HARD 26y year on earth.

I'd say the best position is with you straddling your partner. Use his cock like a living dildo. This way you control the speed, depth, and duration of penetration. In the missionary and doggy style you are at the fucker's mercy (unless you get hot from giving up that degree of control and possibly being pounded into oblivion).

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He met me in the circular parking lot at the front of the hotel. There was also a convention of some kind going on so hotel parking was all taken. I went with him to a nearby parking lot where I paid the parking lot fee. Then we walked the one or two blocks back to the hotel. I was mentally -- then actually -- deducting the parking fee from what I'd planned to pay. He was a gym rat. All kinds of hard bulging muscles and an ass like granite. I paid the base rate (it was relatively cheap at $150.00 per hour. I hired for two hours.) but not a penny more.

Now I've read that more and more businesses are not accepting CHECKS. Cash is never going out of style. However, I can see the personal safety value for an escort to be paid via Cash App or some electronic platform. It greatly reduces the temptation and risk of being mugged.

I was on an out-of-town business trip and had an escort stiff me for his parking fee near the hotel where I was staying. He claimed he DROVE to the hotel without his wallet -- and the moon is made of green cheese. I paid the parking lot fee but quietly deducted that amount from the additional tip I had planned on offering him. But pay for an Uber? I wouldn't do it.

I hire about once or twice a year. It really depends on the quality of men on offer. I hire for fantasy, I can get sex for free. So my criteria to hire a man tend to be quite stringent.

And it will remain a mystery. Like most breakups, his choosing not to work for you again is all about him, you're just collateral damage.

Richard Gere back in his 80s glory. Nowadays, several hardcore pro bodybuilders come to mind -- if certain conditions are met.😈

Yes, a lie is a deception. Now that we've established one dictionary meaning, the fact remains that it really doesn't matter. He's not in a witness box where he's sworn on a Bible to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. If you don't like the look of him or his services, you never have to see or speak to him again. Men can be sticklers about the oddest things.

I take it for granted that escorts lie about their ages for marketing purposes. Since I'm not compiling data for the census, I do not care about age as long as the body and the skills are just what I need.

I ran into Aden Taylor at a neighborhood grocery store years ago. Must have been off-season. He looked unprepossessing. He's not competed in a bodybuilding show in ages. The photos on his rent.men page are sadly too old for my liking.

Your experience sounds about like what I'd expect. Thanks for sharing. He's plastered like 100 photos of himself at his bodybuilding peak. Then he seems to get offended or be terminally skeptical that a man would take his obvious bait. In my case he tried to gaslight me. When I sent a text "Not Cool" to his standing me up, he replied that he'd texted me the day before our planned get together and I never replied. There was no such text. I can't think why he went to such efforts to portray himself as a "good" guy and me the flaky one, but I wasn't born yesterday.

I like cocks that are THICK and long-ish, eight or nine inches is my sweet spot; girth is key. In terms of cut/uncut, I prefer circumcised but big meat is big meat is big meat. I am turned off by them mushroom cocks that are all head supported by a skinny shaft.

It's long.. but I'd have to pass. I love me some THICK meat

But I believe Bigfoot would be more reliable.

It may be off-topic but can someone explain to me why bother with "straight" providers? Chances are they have too many restrictions on what they will and won't do -- while still having their hand out expecting top dollar for their self-delusion and hubris. Too many delightful gay or bisexual (insert eye-roll here) men who enjoy gay sex and don't feel diminished by engaging in it.