misterhumphries

No. I rely on intuition and being observant. I always let the head above my shoulders do my thinking no matter how delicious an escort might look or how enticing his profile might read.

Grammar police alert: The word is "FEWER" reviews and clients.

Each to his own tastes. Me, I don't care if an escort's face is like Shrek. In fact, ugly muscle is hot! I pay for the goods below the neck.

I must agree. Fine set of cakes. And that hole looks nice and broken in. I'll bet it's warm and cozy in there. I see a trip to Ft Lauderdale in my future. Yow!

Nothing is really private on the internet. If one searches long enough and thinks creatively, virtually anything can be found out. The only way to keep your life private is to keep it off the internet. When will people accept this?

My red flags are pictures that are headless or fuzzy or clearly are composites of two or more different men. As a personal preference any escort who declares himself "straight" while hawking his wares to presumably gay men would NEVER get my business. I am not an ATM. I am not putting myself in the way of dealing with any man's unresolved sexual identity issues.

Sad but true. In fact, my doctor offered me TWICE that he would write me a prescription for Wegovy or Ozempic.. I never asked for any such thing! I have about 20 lbs to lose and I plan on doing it naturally. Since reading this thread, I question my doctor's motives. It is as if doctors are accustomed to patients wanting a quick fix to whatever ails them.

Sad but typical. A great body sometimes is just that, there may be no personality or sex appeal behind it.

This is good news to read. Yes, Zeb's competitive bodybuilding career was as brief as a wink. But he kept his marvelous build.

I also remember: there was a number to dial to get the correct time. Phone numbers had "word" exchanges such as CAPital- 4401 and MURphy-2207. It made it easier to remember phone numbers with fewer digits to recall. People memorized phone numbers or carried address books. Junk mail was addressed to "occupant" allowing you to throw away junk mail without the worry of identity theft.

Why assume? I regard escorts like doctors -- an escort has probably seen and heard it all. Just ask if you really want to know. If there's not going to be smoking during the session, it really doesn't matter, does it? And I hope an escort has more business savvy that to show up for an appointment stinking of weed or with smoker's breath.

If penetration was discussed in advance and agreed upon, then you have every right to expect it. If the escort tries to pull a switch at the last minute, I would not engage in haggling. The encounter must be voluntary for both parties. I would not use the threat of withholding cash to coerce a man into performing an act -- for whatever reason -- he says he doesn't want to do. I wouldn't hesitate to tell him that his fee will be reduced.

You should ask outright if kissing is included. Be prepared, though, for most to refuse. They are advertising massage, and some may take exception to being treated as an escort.

He wouldn't be showering at my place. I do not run an annex of the YMCA. Presentation means he shows up on my doorstep looking decent, sober, and fresh. That's part of what I'm paying for.

You're splitting hairs. Sex with strangers is ALWAYS a risk tolerance issue. My main issue remains the idiocy of an escort asking for a $50.00 premium to wear a condom. I will never understand that.

Not at all. I weight train to look good and for body functionality. Three 45s on each side is my max and I'm happy with that. I have known too many men who have insisted on pressing the weight of two refrigerators. Both admitted they screwed up their knees for nothing.

I was so in love with this pair when this copy of Advocate Men came out. The one standing is a former competitive bodybuilder. Can't think of his name now.

No, I don't know anyone on this forum. My observation was directed at the types who do hog all the weight plates. I make no personal assessments of people I do not know directly.

I hate seeing this kind of absurdity at a gym. Not only is it unnecessary but it hogs the weight plates.

Lord have mercy! I would make him a happy man!

I would have loved to have hired Tom Howard -- that beefy bodybuilder with a nice opened hole -- former Colt model. I would have LIVED between them thighs and those asscheeks.

Zeb Atlas?! I'm happy to read about your experience with old Zeb. He is one former bodybuilder turned escort/porn king who didn't let himself go to pot after he left competitive bodybuilding. I'd hire him to get at that chest and them biceps in a heartbeat. Hell, I might even swallow his nutt.

I treat a hire session like any date in terms of hygiene (no cologne or I take care not to bathe in it) and personable behavior. Beyond that, for me, the pressure is off because I don't have the expectation that my hire must find me sexually appealing -- merely presentable. It's a nice surprise and makes for a hotter session if there is mutual physical attraction, though.

$50 to take the precaution to AVOID contracting an STD? Now I've read it all.