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ChelseaWest

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  1. Fellas, if you’re looking for a FEATHERLIGHT, UNINSPIRED MASSAGE from a muscled, calm, baby-faced, 6-foot-2 Russian dude, RMass AlexxNY is the man for you! 

    UNFORTUNATELY for me, I was not looking for that experience at $160 for 60 minutes. Perhaps I misinterpreted papichampu’s comments. Days later, I’m still befuddled by the sheer feebleness of the pressure provider exerted, even after several suggestions by to me for greater firmness. His strokes were disjointed and lacked confidence, a telltale sign that AlexxNY has ZERO official massage training. In fact, he mentioned that he was new to the massage industry. Twenty or so minutes into the namby-pamby massage I asked myself if I should just get up and leave, ultimately choosing to not do so considering the physical vulnerability of nakedness and face-down positioning on a massage table in a stranger’s apartment.

    How is it that AlexxNY slipped through this site’s screen that would have normally tagged him as a member of the Murray Hill Massage Mafia? I suggest that it behooves us all to be more vigilant.

  2. The apparent movement to $250 for 60min for new and/or sparsely reviewed NYC providers is disturbing. How might WE discourage that movement, other than the conspicuous non-engagement of new and/or sparsely reviewed providers charging that rate?

  3. Had a 60minute, in-call massage from Gio earlier in May 2024. Overall mediocre at the $180 price point. I will not repeat.

    C GRADE TECHNIQUE, because he kept on performing the same long strokes over and over despite my suggesting more variation in those strokes and without rhythm. Provider's poor English skills (my Spanish skills are non-existent) did not ameliorate the monotony.

    B+ GRADE EFFORT, because he asked several times if I was comfortable, presented a pleasant demeanor, made scheduling easy, offered bottled water, was nude, generous with the MT (including Nuru elements), and largely matched his body pics in so far that the physique is buff but certainly not "insane" as others have commented.

    D GRADE AMBIENCE, because no ambience was created. Provider's table, while comfortable, is placed in a corner of small bedroom where provider has little room to maneuver, further compromised by an ersatz fragrance mist that permeated the air. 

    In short, my experience is at odds with those of @Harryinny (2022), @Hot4latin,  @UpAndDown333, and @dutchal.

  4. I've scanned the above comments. My observations here are intended to update the commentary on Hisham to 2024.

    I hired him for a 60 minute therapeutic massage ($200) when he was visiting NYC March 2024. Massage technique A-minus as he used a combination of strokes that worked well for me and which indicated a significant amount for official training. In several ways better than even RMass Caleb_massage.

    Hisham flashes a charming smile, while exuding a kind of masculinity I associate with Israeli guys...just bordering on self-assured arrogance.  And then the body—compact; muscled; smooth-skinned; with legs that reminded me of male statuary displayed at the Archaelogical Museum of Naples. I might even say it was one of the best 60-min massages I've received in years by a masseur clad in white briefs. 

    Given the opportunity to repeat, I probably would, knowing fully well that Deli is not on the menu for this customer. Darn it! [end]

  5. Query: might there be two masseurs who share the single ad. My session, which I’ve reported on above, was in a nondescript studio apt in Chelsea, with very little furniture, in what seemed like a rented-out room. 

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