EastbayMike

I always chuckle when younger guys 'ewwww' at a bathhouse discussion. As if them being on Grindr for 4 hours a night is any better or different.
 
At least in a bath, you can directly see what you want, skip (some) of the bullshit and just have some fun.

No, I saw #1 and puked. I have a lot of ABBA's music so I feel no need to see Meryl, et al., humiliate themselves. I am no longer gay.

I was getting a massage from @BunnyBixler, and the lotion bottle rolled off the table, and when Bunny moved forward to apply extra pressure, he stepped right on the the lotion bottle. Squashed it to bits. He went to his supply cabinet to get more lotion, and it was locked.
 
Can you imagine? We had to call the massage off! Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly!

To quote Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that (drug use) is going on here!"

To quote Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that (drug use) is going on here!"

To quote Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that (drug use) is going on here!"

To quote Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that (drug use) is going on here!"

Yes, if only he was over weight, old, and unattractive! Then we wouldn't have to pretend like we care.

Yes, if only he was over weight, old, and unattractive! Then we wouldn't have to pretend like we care.

I hate to say this, but I think you are setting yourself up for disappointment. Many masseurs get really nervous if you try to negotiate anything sensual upfront, they are not escorts and they don't know who is texting them, there is always the possibility of a setup. Add to that asking for a discount, and they might even blacklist you as an undesirable client. And if they don't, they are likely to go into the appointment determined not to provide an ounce more than what you negotiated.
 
I know, it sucks! Most of the time, you pay a lot of money for a meh experience and not nearly what you hoped for. Given your questions, you might be better off hiring from an escort site?

If you partner won't take the time to do the initial drilling he does not deserve the mysteries of the secret warm cavern.

i would give you guys a BIG CAUTION if you use it! Pain can be a signal that you are doing something that the body does not want to do or is not ready for. If you disconnect the signal you run the risk of tears, punctures, etc. and when it wears off you can wind up in pain, with infections, etc. Might even be embarrassing to wind up in the ER!
 
Have your partner do some anal play which stretches the anus (a whole lot more fun than numbing it!) Try using a dildo even, tho I prefer a few fingers exploring me.

You should be concerned if you base making decisions about personal safety off the opinions of strangers in a chat forum, especially if being “closed-minded” is an issue.

Not if you take responsibility for yourself and follow the same safer sex protocols you have always used. People are living in a fantasy world if they honestly think that guys who advertise as "safe only" are necessarily doing the same in their personal life. PrEP has changed everything.

Perhaps I should have said “pointless whining” instead. This is not the first time you have shot down every positive suggestion for self-improvement that has been directed your way, nor will it be the last given your posting history.

As usual I do not understand the point of posting yet another negative diatribe about what cannot be done or accomplished in your situation as a gay man. You are an adult, so either do something about your problems or shut up.

Sounds like a business decision Mocha would make.

That's why it's easier just to call everyone 'asshole'.
 
Kevin Slater

It's easy for me. To my eye Rob looks like a man. A huge bonus is no apparent tattoos. Those other guys look like caricatures.

It's easy for me. To my eye Rob looks like a man. A huge bonus is no apparent tattoos. Those other guys look like caricatures.

It's easy for me. To my eye Rob looks like a man. A huge bonus is no apparent tattoos. Those other guys look like caricatures.

It's easy for me. To my eye Rob looks like a man. A huge bonus is no apparent tattoos. Those other guys look like caricatures.

Yep. We do not know and we just cannot know. The possible explanations are countless. I would not waste my time in questions that cannot be answered.

Oh god....I can’t stop laughing.
 
You seriously thought this??!?!?....lmao!

Who still watches live TV?