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Guy Fawkes

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  1. Dallas/Fort Worth is your lover; Houston is your friend. For positions I'm partial to this one: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/313298/slide_313298_2811933_free.jpg
  2. http://www.gifporn.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/200-1.gif
  3. Jackhammer would have enjoyed this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBQP-bxfX0
  4. But will you ever be able to walk again normally?
  5. They had skid marks in their underwear? Oh my! You are good.
  6. You did more than see him!
  7. Klingon/Vulcan with a splash of Romulan/Antarian.
  8. When he's done look at him and say: "Hummm.... Maybe 50 more." http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/young-man-athlete-doing-push-ups-street-fitness-gym-exercises-and-video-id546649378?s=640x640
  9. I'm willing to have him as one of the judges; What do you say stud? One Quarter at a time; or a spiked watermelon smoothie? If you are thinking: "Huh?" right now, you need to find out who has the most experience giving BJs in Las Vegas. (which is an entirely different thread)
  10. Let's start a bidding war between Las Vegas and Palm Springs!
  11. I get 30 points if I can get a young man to laugh and blush at the same time. If I can get you to blush down to your pubes, that's a jackpot! The problem is that I haven't found what the points are good for.
  12. Now which of us is suppose to be doing the jerking?
  13. Hummmm.... He snuck into Las Vegas when I'm in the need of a hug?
  14. A most unusual and earth shattering event has occurred. The grumpy Grinch upon request for a pardon from an unknown shadowy figment of his imagination has relented and wiped the slate clean. He's in the bathroom yelling about turkeys, not making any sense at all. He still has his green crayon so I'd be nice if I was you. http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/grinch-bladder-card-4.jpg
  15. Now that we're officially into the Holiday season, people not displaying the proper festive demeanor will be given a break that'll last until next year. Now who's the first person that's going to test his resolve? Please there's always one that doesn't believe in the Grinch. Take one for the bad boy team!
  16. No but those balls make you look like you're having a baby.
  17. I'll get you my sweetie said the witch acidically
  18. Why do you think they have Urinals?
  19. http://daddysreviews.com/review/hunter_lee_palmbeach
  20. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKOHkYW9gMA
  21. Relax, it's just skin. I'm sorry I just looked at the Rules and saw no subjects other than reviews that weren't up for discussion.
  22. I for one don't care; I prefer them to label themselves "Sexual" the rest is just labels.
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