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I find this happening more and more with escorts from other countries. They speak the Queen's English when it comes to money and payment, but don't know a word of English when you talk about the service and decide to play dumb. 

He's in my area through tomorrow morning. I'm free this afternoon and evening, so I sent a text to him letting him know I'm interested in an hour erotic appointment with him, if his schedule allows.  We'll see if he responds and I get to meet him. (My first choice - Alexo - made an appointment with me for noon, and has since ghosted me as I've texted to confirm and no response...his ad says he left the area already, even though he was supposed to be here till tomorrow). 

Thank you for this !  He's in my area this week and I'm really tempted to try him out. He has the looks and body I'm interested in these days.  Looking for 'awesome MT' and 'HE' !   Do you recall how much an erotic one hour massage was ? (PM me if you'd rather, and tell me more about the experience). 

My word, what condition did you leave him in after your session ? What on earth did you do to the guy ?

I checked and it's fine for me.  I have heard from a number of providers that they have dropped their accounts from the site for a number of reasons - most popular is 'to save money' (I guess they are an unnecessary advertising expense). Other providers have said that it's not worth it since there are so many 'restrictions' on the site - from photos to text. Unless you're strictly therapeutic (with no wiggle room) and fully clothed throughout the appointment, MF is not for you (so I've been told). You can't even 'hint' in your texts that you offer erotic. 

My word, what condition did you leave him in after your session ? What on earth did you do to the guy ?

When I have been in that situation, and the guy lightly brushes my dick, or 'between the cheeks', I always tell him (very politely) "That felt very nice...please continue." Sometimes they will ask for clarification (I believe to get full consent from me, make sure where on the same page) by saying, 'What felt nice ? What do you mean ?' and I will tell them 'You brushed your hand on my dick. It felt great. It' not off limits.'  They'll give a knowing chuckle, and then go for it. 
Or (the majority of the time) they know what I mean and just go for it without questions or clarification.

And again today.  How much does he pay to be man of the day ? 

My word, what condition did you leave him in after your session ? What on earth did you do to the guy ?

My word, what condition did you leave him in after your session ? What on earth did you do to the guy ?

Well 'Vegan' returned to my state today, and I finally met with him. All I can say is - he was worth the wait ! 
The massage was outstanding (tailored to my liking), and he's a real charmer. Incredibly sexy, he looks better in person than in his photos, though a little more slender (but stull muscular). English is his second language, yet he's still a great conversationalist. I can't wait until he returns. 

Since my Shingles vax in December, 2023 I did receive my flu vax in October, 2024. I turned 61 in November, and my doctor recommended the RSV vax 'in the coming months' (meaning, 'this winter'). For some reason, he wanted me to wait about eight to ten weeks between flu vax and RSV vax. 
So in January (MLK Day, to be exact), I asked at Walgreen's to make an appointment for my RSV vax (I've been going to Walgreen's near my home for years - I have a little crush on the pharmacist who does the vaccines, even though he has the personality of a wet rag). I was told the vax was for 65 and older, and I was 'too young'.  I went to CVS across the street and they told me the same thing.
I was in a different Walgreen's the day after Valentine's Day, and went by the pharmacy to inquire again about the RSV vax, as I had read online that it was available to those over 60. The younger pharmacist told me that day I could get it, since I was '50 and over'. After the pharmacist gave me my shot, I told him I was told less than a month ago I wasn't old enough.  He then explained to me that all the drugstores (every chain) follow the guidelines by the CDC. As more cases are reported across the country, they update their information on 'ages' of patients every few weeks. There was such a major increase with 'younger people' in January, they lowered the minimum age to 50 a week earlier. I also asked if this was a 'one and done' deal, and he said, 'As far as we know now, yes. BUT it could change going forward.'  BTW, no side effects from the RSV vax. 

When I met a masseur (I had my eye on for a long time) for the first time last year, I asked up front what 'mutual touch' meant during the session (I was a little intimidated by his incredible body). He responded , 'MT means you can touch, feel, lick, kiss or suck any part of my body below my neck'.  WOW! Once I got on the table and saw this incredible body a few feet away from me, I asked again to be sure - and he told me again...and encouraged it  I appreciated how he handled it and I had a great time (the second time we met I was more comfortable with him and knew what he liked).
A few weeks ago, I went to a new masseur (early 40s)  for a sensual massage, who (via text) kept reminding me he allowed 'mutual touch' but nothing sexual, as he's strictly professional. Once I got there, he told me again: he doesn't offer erotic, just sensual with mutual touch with my hands (no mouth, don't try to do oral on him).  I asked if we would both be naked, and he said no - he wears gym shorts (which he did).  He also said he doesn't get aroused, so expect no erections - he's 'immune' to other naked men as he works on so many. Fair enough, I knew the rules. Let's get started...
About fifteen minutes into the session, he's in front of my head and has a complete erection in his shorts...so I started rubbing it through his shorts, and he told me to take his shorts off for him.  So much for non-sexual / non-erotic / strictly professional. We had a great time. (He did tell me he rarely let that happen with a client - said he was very attracted to me, which made my day - I don't hear that often enough at 61).

When I met a masseur (I had my eye on for a long time) for the first time last year, I asked up front what 'mutual touch' meant during the session (I was a little intimidated by his incredible body). He responded , 'MT means you can touch, feel, lick, kiss or suck any part of my body below my neck'.  WOW! Once I got on the table and saw this incredible body a few feet away from me, I asked again to be sure - and he told me again...and encouraged it  I appreciated how he handled it and I had a great time (the second time we met I was more comfortable with him and knew what he liked).
A few weeks ago, I went to a new masseur (early 40s)  for a sensual massage, who (via text) kept reminding me he allowed 'mutual touch' but nothing sexual, as he's strictly professional. Once I got there, he told me again: he doesn't offer erotic, just sensual with mutual touch with my hands (no mouth, don't try to do oral on him).  I asked if we would both be naked, and he said no - he wears gym shorts (which he did).  He also said he doesn't get aroused, so expect no erections - he's 'immune' to other naked men as he works on so many. Fair enough, I knew the rules. Let's get started...
About fifteen minutes into the session, he's in front of my head and has a complete erection in his shorts...so I started rubbing it through his shorts, and he told me to take his shorts off for him.  So much for non-sexual / non-erotic / strictly professional. We had a great time. (He did tell me he rarely let that happen with a client - said he was very attracted to me, which made my day - I don't hear that often enough at 61).

When I met a masseur (I had my eye on for a long time) for the first time last year, I asked up front what 'mutual touch' meant during the session (I was a little intimidated by his incredible body). He responded , 'MT means you can touch, feel, lick, kiss or suck any part of my body below my neck'.  WOW! Once I got on the table and saw this incredible body a few feet away from me, I asked again to be sure - and he told me again...and encouraged it  I appreciated how he handled it and I had a great time (the second time we met I was more comfortable with him and knew what he liked).
A few weeks ago, I went to a new masseur (early 40s)  for a sensual massage, who (via text) kept reminding me he allowed 'mutual touch' but nothing sexual, as he's strictly professional. Once I got there, he told me again: he doesn't offer erotic, just sensual with mutual touch with my hands (no mouth, don't try to do oral on him).  I asked if we would both be naked, and he said no - he wears gym shorts (which he did).  He also said he doesn't get aroused, so expect no erections - he's 'immune' to other naked men as he works on so many. Fair enough, I knew the rules. Let's get started...
About fifteen minutes into the session, he's in front of my head and has a complete erection in his shorts...so I started rubbing it through his shorts, and he told me to take his shorts off for him.  So much for non-sexual / non-erotic / strictly professional. We had a great time. (He did tell me he rarely let that happen with a client - said he was very attracted to me, which made my day - I don't hear that often enough at 61).

Thank you for this !  He's in my area this week and I'm really tempted to try him out. He has the looks and body I'm interested in these days.  Looking for 'awesome MT' and 'HE' !   Do you recall how much an erotic one hour massage was ? (PM me if you'd rather, and tell me more about the experience). 

Met with him again this week as he was in my area. Again, great time / great massage. Interesting to note the lighting was much brighter in the hotel room before we began the appointment, so I was able to take a better look at his face and body than I have in the past. I honestly believe he's in his late 40s, possibly early 50s. His age is starting to show in his face and his chest (still has a great chest, but one of an 'older man' not someone in his 30s). Very nice guy and interesting to talk to, but I'm not certain how much longer he can get away with saying he's 32, and not updating his photos. If he posted more recent photos, and posted closer to his age, I doubt he'd lose any business. 

From what the old locked threads suggest, he should be in his 50s now. Yet he's advertising as 39 ?  (Reminds me of another well-known muscle guy who advertises as '34' and turned 50 this year.)  He's coming to my area the end of the week - any new experiences with him ? 

I met with him today. Overall, it was a 'meh' experience and doubt I'll return any time soon. If he does travel to your area, I'd say skip. 
 

No - he has no massage skills. What he learned was from a friend of his who is a masseur. He learned by observation.  Plus, his apartment was a mess - a real turn-off for 'ambiance'. 

Made an appointment for an erotic massage with him later today ($200). Erotic includes "lots of mutual touch and nude body contact with an erotic release".  He's very easy to communicate with and set up the appointment.  I shall report back later. TBH, I'm not that attracted to the ink all over him, but he has an incredible body and he's got a cute face. We'll see how it goes. 

This one has stayed in my memory for years...I'm sure many of you know who I'm talking about.
 
I don't know if he is still around, but years ago I hired "Johnny Tantric" in NYC. (I'm talking maybe 15- 20 years ago?). Anyhow, I can't recall how I saw his ad (I don't know if it was a 'rent' site, as I wasn't too familiar with them back then), but I liked his smile, blond hair and body. I wasn't sure what 'tantric' was, but I figured I would give it a shot.
He came to my hotel room on time and looked hot (especially for a masseur), decked out in black leather. His face / body matched the photos and his blond hair was a bit longer (I liked it). I get undressed (I'm hard at this point, standing just a few feet from him in his leather) and I don't think he even notices - he's talking a mile a minute as though he has known me forever (I figured he was on something). Somehow, I find all this sexy. He undresses, and as we're both standing there (he's soft), and I'm expecting him to tell me what to do next. Instead,  he lays down on my bed and asks me to get him hard by performing oral on him. WHAT?  I asked him - isn't this supposed to be MY massage? He tells me it is - and this is how he starts the appointment. Fine - I dive right in and enjoy it, and so does he. 
Long story short, there is no 'massage' as the two of us start rolling around on the bed and 'exploring each other' and making out (again, he assures me this is part of the appointment). After about a half hour, we both cum and the physical aspect of the massage is done (I guess). We're both lying on the bed naked and he wants to 'cuddle with me' (fine, he's cute and sexy) and keeps talking about himself - he's going to be an actor and a country singer within a year, he just does massage as a 'side gig' to make money for his move to California. He starts playing with me again (I get hard again) and I do the same to him, and then we head to the shower to clean each other off and we both (lightly) cum again. 
He gets dressed, I pay him (I think it was $200 back then which was 'a lot') and he kisses me goodbye and tells me he hopes to see me again. I have one question before he leaves: "That was a tantric massage ? All we did was have sex."   He tells me a tantric massage is anything you want it to be - its where 'the energy takes you'.  And he's out the door.  
I was indeed tempted to call him again a few times when I returned and saw his ads, but then wondered what for ? For just sex ? For a tantric massage and hope we have the same energy ? I passed. 

One thing I noticed about Alexo - if I hire him via Rentmen, I'll get 6' of Alexo for the hour.  If I hire him via Rentmasseur, I only get 5' 7" of Alexo.  I really want 6' but don't need the 'escort experience' just the erotic massage. 
 
Choices...😀

QUESTION: Is it OK to hire your younger neighbor who is advertising on RM ?
BACKGROUND : About 12 years ago, a family moved into the house diagonally across the street from me. Very nice family, very friendly, originally from PR. They have two sons - the oldest (mid-20s) was getting married (so he wasn't in the new house long), and the youngest 'Nick' was attending a local College. Nick was a young, thin man when I first met him, but you could tell he was going to be a heartbreaker as he got older...and he did. Within a few years, he muscled up and cleaned up as he headed off to find a job in marketing. I always enjoyed catching up with him outside, as he had the most penetrating eyes and beautiful smile. And in the summer, with his shirt off standing three feet away - let's just say my dick noticed him, too. 
He moved to Florida to run a car dealership for his cousin, and I always asked his parents how he was doing (as well as the married son, who became a pharma rep).  He was doing great, though neither son came home much as they both lived in Florida so it was easier for the parents to visit them during the year.
Fast Forward to this morning, I'm outside with my dog and I hear someone call out to me. Who is it but Nick, crossing over from his parent's house in nothing but white shorts. 6 feet, beautifully built chest, gorgeous tanned body, muscular arms and legs. The beautiful smile and dark wavy hair. He gives me a 'bro hug' and I almost faint right there. He tells me he's staying here for a few weeks while he considers buying a used car business up for sale, and intends to relocate here if everything goes well (he would find his own place). He's now 32 and wants to start his own business. I'm not really paying attention as he's talking because I'm studying the light trail of hair on his chest, his nipples, his small tattoo above one nipple, the tattoo on his left calf, his facial scruff, etc. WOW! He then says he's taking 'odd jobs' while he's here to make money, including car washing and car detailing if I'm interested. YES! So he gives me his phone number and I tell him I'll call him this week. WOW! WOW! 
A FEW HOURS LATER: This afternoon I'm perusing RM (I was away from it for about 10 days) and there he is - a visiting escort from Florida, in town for a couple of weeks. (Actually, his ad is listed for Boston, but 'near travel' to my city, which is where he actually is!). It is him : same tattoos, same trail of hair, same chest, etc. NO INCALLS - outcalls only (OK by me!). Different phone # than what he gave me. 
Now I plan on calling him this week to detail my car (I think he said $100, plus I'll tip him). Is it appropriate to talk to him about his RM ad, and say I'm interested ? Do I leave it alone and not risk the chance of making it awkward with a friendly neighbor (of course, he can always refuse the job offer, if he's uncomfortable) ? Oh, what to do ? (I appreciate all answers).

Deli providers ? No, I never tip the butcher who slices my deli meat at the supermarket. 😂