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Rather than asking what the escort is willing to do, it seems more efficient is the client say something to the effect: I really love ass play, nip torture, cock and ball torture, restraints and food. Anything there you can't provide? Oh yes, I always ask about kissing because I love to kiss and even if the guy will let me strap him down and fuck his face with a cucumber, if he doesn't kiss we don't connect

How about Sexual Human.

Is that par for you?

I use Norco Chicken and Rice. One can for each dog and then one cup of the same product as a dry. I usually microwave a chicken breast and they each get 1/3 of a breast a night. Few treats. I have had large dogs and I have been lucky enough to have 7 or the 9 live into the teen years. Right now I have two labs that are 12 and a pit mix that is 3. They are all doing well. All rescues I might add. I hope your local pet store is not selling puppy mill puppies. If not, I agree that local pet stores are great fun especially if they have a large number of fish tanks.

Not really bald, just no hair grows on top of my head. It seems to grow everywhere else but my eyes and teeth.

Today was a pretty ordinary day. I got up went to work and went about my day to day activities. Then about 1:25 or so, a business associate I had met about 10 minutes earlier, stopped in the middle of the conversation we were having and said: "Do you mind if I tell you something and I hope you do not take it personally" At this point, I knew right where this was going and just sort of sighed and waited for the inevitable. The only question was how difficult was it going to be this time not to take something personally that was absolutely going to be personal. At least this time I was given warning that it was coming rather than a shot out of the blue. Before I could even say: "i would rather you didn't" or perhaps"Sure we've known each other for 10 minutes so it seems that this is the perfect time to get personal" he just said it. "You know, I really think you should think about losing some weight". Now I am a big man, but I do not consider myself ginormous or even huuuuge. I am fat, no doubt about it and I am reminded by my body on a regular basis that the case is that I am fat and that I should really lose some weight. I do not enjoy being fat. I am fat as a result of genetics, bad eating habits, lack of exercise, poor food choices and probably a cavalcade of other reasons. All told, I have probably lost 3 or 4 tons over my lifetime. I have had considerable weight loss and have gotten to the point where I have heard: I think you need to put back a little weight. Honestly, that seemed as inappropriate as the thousands of times people have mentioned my excess weight. I have kept that weight off for months even years at a time. I am as conscious of my weight when I am relatively thin as I am when I am at a peak because I was a fat preteen and once you are fat kid you are a fat kid all your life. I am just fat enough so that people are not ashamed of noticing that I am fat. I have never reached the level of fat that causes most people to be silent about it. Well silent about it to your face but snickering and cruel about it behind your ample back. No, I am the kind of fat that people assume has a thick skin to hold all that fat in. The kind of fat you cringe about when you see someone my size come in your direction on an airplane or movie theater. The kind of fat that people can bring up in casual conversation without ever considering if it is appropriate or not. I am the kind of fat that brings remarks at buffets. Suggestions to try to the diet menu at lunch. The kind of fat that has people bringing it up because they are "concerned about your health". The kind of fat that generates no empathy when you mention that you had to work through lunch for the fourth day in a row. I suppose the assumption is that I was probably troughing it up from my stash of high calorie snacks stuffed in the bottom desk drawer. (Just for clarity, I have a bottom desk drawer, it has files in it. Very 1970's. Now these sound bits of healthy advice may sound noble. Helpful hints from strangers and family alike that, if adhered to strictly. would change my life, life expectancy and reduce my life insurance payments. But honestly it gets old. I am a big fat old man and I am smart enough to know it. So "thanks I will consider that" is not longer my polite answer. My new polite answer is: " I am a big fat old man and smart enough to know it without you telling me. So any other news flashes before we continue. Oh by the way I am bald too in case you feel a need to discuss that." So, I know this is not the worst kind of daily insult people have to endure. I know the sneers, sidelong glances and pithy thoughtless remarks are nothing in comparison to the daily hate other have to fight. I would only suggest, the next time you start a sentence with: "Would you mind if I told you something... " the next line should be something like..."you have a great smile" or it should be silence.

The undisputed #1 answer to the question What makes a kiss passionate? ME.

I have hired several guys more than 20 times or so each over the years. I tend to have a man I see regularly and see very few others. I am sort of a serial monogamist. However, the longest consecutive period of time I have hired one man is 4 years or so. There are a few escorts I have seen a few times each over a period of 10 years or so. Some have retired, one has expired (RIP John) some have stopped traveling to this area and some have drifted off. I have two or three escorts who I used to hire regularly and then stopped hiring them though I keep in touch with them regularly and see them socially from time to time.

I had not bothered with a complaint until you guys recommended it and you were right. They were quick with a positive response and a refund of $50 and asked if there were more than the 20 I mentioned in the last order they would just need to know how many. I called it even but did send a reply that I would be keeping track of the dented cans and if it became excessive I would write again. All three cans I used today were dented, but not beyond use. One was difficult to open because of the dent. Still they did not looked damaged enough to have had the food go bad, so no complaint with these.

My dog does not care, but I am paying a premium price for a product which I could get cheaper if I chose to use dented cans. I do not feel that the food is as safe in a damaged can and so I do not buy products of that type. The number of dented cans has increaed so much that I am not going to use Chewy any longer and was asking if others had the same experience. So that's my answer to your snarky question.

Actually 48 years ago, I wrote this last year.

You are right 48th anniversary.

July 20 1969 if you are the earth. 48 years ago today, man first stepped onto the surface of the moon. I mentioned this to someone today and they said something to the effect of "I don't think so" I expected the usual "the moon landing was faked" line but instead he said" "We have been to the moon many times before that, but this is the first time the governments were willing to admit it. So what about you? Did you have men all over your moon many times before you admitted it?

I started ordering my dogs' food from Chewy.com and initially I was very pleased. Lately, I have been getting cans of food which have been bent, much more so than a little ding. Chewy is cheaper than the retail, but in the retail store, dinged cans can be as much as 50% off, so with a large percentage of the cans I am receiving, I am paying more with Chewy than with retail. I usually order 10 cases per month and I would say that more than 2 cases could be made up from the dinged cans. Anyone else not enjoying their Chewy cans?

Male Saint Francis Assisi Lee Harvey Oswald Rasputin The Good The Bad and The Ugly Topic: Which is the more dfficult: Being considered All Good or All Evil? Female Elizabeth I Mae West Madonna A Virgin A Slut and a Material Girl. Topic: How they have managed to succeed in a Man's World. On the throne On the mattress and On the record.

The phone rang and as I was on call, even though the ID phone number was unfamiliar, I needed to answer it. After I said hello, a rather sexy deep male voice said: "Man, you are harder to reach than rocks on Mars." It was clear this was not a business related callI and as I had never heard that expression, I went along with it and said" "Well my rocks are not that difficult to reach and you might find some hardness in the area. By the way I have no idea who you are" He replied in that deep sexy tone that he was calling for the Police Benefit Association. This is a scam that has been around for a very long time but instead of hanging up I replied: "Well I would love to give something to a deserving police officer." "I do not have much but I would love to give a police officer everything I got" A bit of silence and then I said: "What about you? Would you like to take what I have to give? You sound as though you might enjoy it and from the sound of your voice, I would enjoy giving it to you." Unfortunately, at that point he hung up. But I have to admit it was much more fun than just hanging up on the solicitor. I believe I will try it again, especially if the caller has a deep sexy voice as this guy did. Anyone else had some fun with a phone solicitation?

I have heard it said that those with the best moves on the dance floor have the best sexual technique. Have you found this to be true? I have found that the "look at me on the dance floor" types tend to be self involved in bed as well. Full disclosure, I am a pretty good dancer and I think it translates. https://www.bing.com/search?q=you tube dancing queen&pc=cosp&ptag=G6C999N000001A964ED01F9F&form=CONBNT&conlogo=CT3210127 I

Watched the video. I remember this song playing on the radio. They say that you can get a good idea of how good someone is in bed by the way that they dance. Must have been a lot of bad sex for that group. Last couple on the platform seemed to have the best style,

He enjoys bottoming like Donald Trump enjoys attention. Draven is a great guy.

We are more Oscar and Felix than Abbott and Costello or Damon and Pythias. Though in my youth I was told frequently that I resembled on of those four.

I did have an escort request that I take pictures of him. I did not keep them but I think he may have wanted to see if any of them were usable for his ad. I have never seen any of them on his ad however and my photo taking skills are pretty poor.

Hope I helped.

I just saw The New One at a local theater, just before it moves to the Cherry Lane Theater. It is a one man show of Mike Birbiglia and I enjoyed it very much. Even though I have not had many of the experiences which are touched upon in this show, Mr. Birbiglia is engaging, endearing and very relatable. If you have the chance to catch the show, it is about 80 minutes without and intermission, I think you will enjoy your evening immensely.

Happy Birthday Ace. I think the god of genes gave you a gift 50 years ago and he or she keeps on giving to this day.

Say hello for me and I hope everything went well. Wish I was in Palm Springs with you. More specifically, I wish I was in Palm Springs and involved in your birthday party.