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Even better would be "The uglies, the fatties, the bad breath , the bum knees, the bad backs and the speech challenged-come one and all, for me you are the most beautiful person on earth and I will show you that you are."

I have known you for a little bit now and the words reluctant and accepts usually do not go together in the same sentence when it comes to you. I have not seen you reluctant about much and receiving is one of many strong points.

When leaving port the naval command is: Jack off. Most of the time it has nothing to do with removal of the port flag.

Wow get out now. Vulgarity is a specialty and unsophistication is mandatory. I am not sure that qualifies in your definition of sense of humor. I am not sure if that qualifies in my definition either.

I believe you are taking the entire thread a bit too seriously. I have never used a pick up line, though like everyone else, I have been disappointed when approaching a stranger of interest. However, with great risk comes great reward and I have had those too.

Been there. Done that. Walked the walk of shame.

Sorry If only there were a place on line we could go to find such men, the world would be a much nicer place. Best of luck out there checking out the thickets and the berms.

A very good one is: Hi, I was wondering what your favorite pick up line is. If he defers try I call my tongue (cock) Uber because guys like to ride it home.

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk in again?

In an circle of life moment, I ran into a former employee of mine, C, who considered me something of a mentor. Over the years, we have run into each other, played some poker together and we were always cordial. When I married, I did not invite him to the wedding, though I was invited to the second of his four weddings. He did not attend my wife's funeral. I do not know the names of his children nor did I know he had three, I recalled him having two. Last year, I was newly unemployed and our paths crossed over lunch at a local establishment. We ate together and I explained my employment situation to him. While we were speaking, he received a phone call asking him if he was interested in a job. This call was from his former business partner, E, who had been also an employee of mine. E was offering C a possible job which was of no interest to him, but he suggested I might be interested. As it came to pass, within a week, I took the job and was happy there for a year. When my contract ran out and was not renewed, I ran into an employee of my former employee, T, who worked for C, and he said he was working a lot of overtime as they were shorthanded. With this information, I called C to ask if he need assistance and he said that he did. We have met and I am doing a "see how it fits" week of work while C takes some time off. This is a rehearsal for a full time job. All of that is probably superfluous to my point, but it is interesting how life can run in circles, even in a fairly large community. Tonight C and I had dinner to work out the arrangements and to discuss a possible full time position for me. Early in the evening, while we were at dinner, he made a toast and said "Even if the job does not work out, it is a pleasure to have dinner with an old friend." I have always been friendly with C. I have enjoyed his company. We have rarely done anything together outside of work. I would not think of him as a friend per se. I would not call him to help me move or take me to the airport or come to Sunday dinner. So, I am fairly well convinced that we are solid acquaintances but hardly friends, though we have known each other for 30 years and now it will be that we both have employed the other. So, here is someone that I like that I do not consider a friend, despite many cross connections and a long time relationship. So what is it that moves a relationship from friendly acquaintances, to friends.

In the one picture in which he washed the gray out of his hair and beard he looks ten years younger. He is hot both ways which with that dick and that ass, both ways seem a natural fit.

Kurtis, although you did not read my rather eloquently stated talking point, you nailed the answer. I guess you are just a good nailer.

I recently saw Boys in the Band and it struck me that most of the characters, though they were purportedly friends, really did not like each other. Even at the end, there is an encounter between the two characters who have been the most vile to each other in which one is leaving (with the hot escort who was brought as a $20 birthday present) and he says to the other after a particularly vilifying final attack: "i will call you tomorrow" I have a friend who I have known for 50 years. He has been someone I can rely on to help out if I need it. I would certainly help him out in any way I could should he need my assistance. Lately though, time spent with him is getting more and more onerous. I have gotten to the point that I am not sure that I really like him, though I would still call him my closest friend. Any thoughts?

I believe the most expensive meal I have had for two without wine or other alcohol was $800. Grated Black truffles were an unnecessary indulgence.

Sometimes more is more and sometimes more is less. I leave it to the reader to decide which is which in this case.

Obviously we have never met otherwise you may be speaking out of the other side of your ugly old man to be. Artificial intelligence is artificial and while it may be more intelligent than the intelligence that put it together, it is obvious to anyone with real intelligence that the information that goes in determining what is good looking is based on statistics and subjective data and not on facts. So AI may identify who is good looking by the criteria it is given, but as there is nothing that is 100% good looking, its identification is based on limited and subjective date. Subjective in, subjective out. I would agree that AI is able to measure who best matches the criterion that is used to determine good looks. I would also agree that there are measures which would suggest that there are indeed facial geometric determinations which would increase the likelihood of AI being correct in determining if someone is good looking or not. But the very definition of good, defines it as subjective. Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is the best. By the way, if artificial intelligence or any intelligence could definitively say who is good looking, we would have a know percentage of good looking people.

Obviously we have never met otherwise you may be speaking out of the other side of your ugly old man to be. Artificial intelligence is artificial and while it may be more intelligent than the intelligence that put it together, it is obvious to anyone with real intelligence that the information that goes in determining what is good looking is based on statistics and subjective data and not on facts. So AI may identify who is good looking by the criteria it is given, but as there is nothing that is 100% good looking, its identification is based on limited and subjective date. Subjective in, subjective out. I would agree that AI is able to measure who best matches the criterion that is used to determine good looks. I would also agree that there are measures which would suggest that there are indeed facial geometric determinations which would increase the likelihood of AI being correct in determining if someone is good looking or not. But the very definition of good, defines it as subjective. Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is the best. By the way, if artificial intelligence or any intelligence could definitively say who is good looking, we would have a know percentage of good looking people.

Symmetric posts.

Granted there have been studies which show across ethnic lines facial symmetry is considered good looking and the more symmetric the face, the better looking an individual is considered to be by the population as a whole. That however does not mean that good looks are not subjective. Individuals can and do have preferences which are well outside the societal mean. So your good looking may be my meh!

Many body builders are in contest shape and then they are not. Some stay in contest shape all the time whether they are actually competing or not. Some of this may hae to do with steroid use but not necessarily. So if you want to ask, you probably should ask are you in competition shape or not.

No I prefer to see UU Unbelievably Ugly. Lets me know that he appreciates my aesthetic.

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Working with many persons with dementia and psychiatric issues for the long term, I have seen disasters befall people who were in your situation. When there is no one to say stop, the obligation is to do everything. In NJ. You need to have a POLST (Physician Orders for Life Sustaining Treatment) which designates your desires and names your representative. While it is a good plan to have someone as a back up, having two people with the decision making power is opening up a can of worms for a potential controversy as to whose decision is the ultimate decision. So please name one person. And name a backup not a codecider. Make it clear to that person what your end of life wishes are. Fill out a POLST and make sure you have it with you so that treatment is not started against your wishes. Be careful with a power of attorney however, as I have seen legal battles over the fitness to decision make between the patient and their named representative. This has been the case several times when there is a partner and a child and the child is given the POA and the partner is left out in the lurch. The Power of Attorney does insure an easy transition of financial decision making but again, make sure the person who is given that power will always have your best interests at heart. In one case with which I am dealing now, a child with a drug problem which was in remission was given the POA and then a few years later, after a relapse of the drug problem, the change to another POA was not made. Disaster has ensued. Good luck with the MS. I am glad you can tolerate steroids. I was on Prednisone for 4 days and had to stop as a result of side effects. Stay healthy. Make good decisions. Do not be afraid of difficult conversations which discuss unpleasant realities.

I already am working on some numbers for a new attempt at King Kong The Musical. Show stopper would be: I want to Monkey Around with You. Big Dance Number Skull Island Bossa Nova. With tribal tones and smoking volcano in the background a troupe of monkeys does a lively dance to bossa nova beat. Lots of rhythmic drums and animal screeches but no words except except a distant chanting of Kong....King Kong....shut your mouth....but, I'm taking about Kong.....then we can dig it I Want To Monkey Around with You Some say too hairy Some say too tall I say there's nary A thing wrong at all Its him keeps me warm With his animal charm It him keeps me calm When I sit in his palm And this is what I'm feeling It's this that is true No lover sets me reeling Like when I Monkey Around with You. When it comes lovers Human or simian I pray to the big guy To Please gimme gimme him His breath like bananas Picked fresh from the tree His grunts are cantanas Volcanic and free Who knew that Skull Island Would have such a catch And now he's come to my land To complete karma's match Oh climb the tallest buildings Run through the street Swat down a copter Crush people with your feet Take machine gun fire To your hairy chest Just get yourself to my place Let love do the rest Cause there is no way to fight it And really there is no use Cause god my bod's delighted When I Monkey Around with You. Some say unnatural Some say depraved Some just caterwahl And scream vile names Some want you captured Some want you dead But only I've been enraptured and taken to you bed So they cannot know They cannot see its true That our love's truly special I want to Monkey Around with you. One more time.....I said I want to Monkey....I want to Monkey around....I want to Monkey around with.....................Big hairy wonderfully simian......youuuuuuuu. Any Angels out there?

As I recall: Greatness. Great mess.