United Airlines!

[coriolis888]

Who would have thought?

 

https://www.flyertalk.com/articles/pilot-pimp-pleads-guilty-to-promoting-prostitution.html

 

Wrong gender.

[mike carey]

Well, it's not the first time that this interpretation of 'Fly United' has prevailed!

[+ sniper]

Wait, this guy had DOZENS of hookers working under him and he only collected "up to $400/week?" Was he "The pimp who cares?"

[+ azdr0710]

 

[gallahadesquire]

Get thrown off your plane … or a bloody nose … "friendly", indeed!

[+ sniper]

Look how far apart the seats are in that commercial! And that's coach!

[+ Avalon]

STRAIGHTS!!!

[bigvalboy]

[MikeBiDude]

Wait, this guy had DOZENS of hookers working under him and he only collected "up to $400/week?" Was he "The pimp who cares?"

It’s written in a confusing manner, but I interpreted it as $400/week per hooker

[MikeBiDude]

 

Well this isn’t a United commercial but one of my favorites, this one even predates me a but I think, at least predates my TV watching days....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5j9__iSviA

[+ sniper]

It’s written in a confusing manner, but I interpreted it as $400/week per hooker

Yeah a friend who had been following the story elsewhere said that was what it was. But that then would seem to rise to a level where you'd think he'd get jail time. Though I suppose it also means he has the money to buy people off...or he has a little black book that includes the judge...