Cleaning up down there

[Mocha]

Or sucking the cock that just fucked you deep and hard.

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

Or sucking/having someone suck the dick that just fucked someone else.

 

( the above requires high level of total clean of course).

 

That said...since TarteGogo claims to have me ignored, he probably won't hear my suggestion that if he tongued unclean ass...FDA and CDC speaking, that's about as bad as eating raw pork and seafood and just straight up roadkill and should probably get checked for the parasite Giardia.

 

In the rare cases someone is so sexy that I do lick it...I do the finger test first. Rub fingers about 1/2 inch in there and if it doesn't smell like mild man scent...definitely ain't going down. Only about half actually pass the screening.

[AndreFuture]

*Fans self*

[docred]

This is a very funny and thorough explanation and "How To..."

 

https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/

[+ lookingforfunny]

Cetaphil is a nice alternative for those with sensitive skin.

[ChrisWydeman]

So here are some tricks that I have developed for bottoming and if your feint of heart stop reading now.

 

1. Three serving sizes of metamucil before bed will keep your clean outs down to 15 minutes or less.

 

2. Don't use too much water or you may dislodge something. Less is more.

 

3. Using a toy to clean out is VERY helpful. I thickly coat mine with J lube in the shower and insert all 16 inches of it. Ride it for a few minutes and if its clean your probably good to go.

 

4. After I am done cleaning out I use Hebicleanse which is fantastic for getting rid of any unpleasant smells.

 

5. If your not bottoming on a regular basis and you want some extra insurance take two imodium an hour before you clean out.

 

6. If you don't know how to clean out ask your escort or if you need to use their facilities do so. Any escort worth their weight should have a shower shot in their apartment if not for their clients than themselves.

 

Folks bottoming is WORK. You have to put the effort in or your playdate may go very badly. Find out what YOU can eat that digests well and eat that one day before your play date. If you have greasy food the day before your shooting yourself in the foot. If you are not willing to put the work into clean out please spare conventional escorts an find one that flags brown so fun can be had for all parties.

 

A friend of mine said, "when you play with pigs sometimes you get a little muddy". Shit happens but YOU can do your part as a bottom to make sure that doesn't happen. If anyone has any questions please PM

 

Chris

[gallahadesquire]

...

 

A friend of mine said, "when you play with pigs sometimes you get a little muddy". Shit happens but YOU can do your part as a bottom to make sure that doesn't happen. If anyone has any questions please PM

 

Chris

 

"Never teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of time, and it annoys the pig."

[TruthBTold]

So here are some tricks that I have developed for bottoming and if your feint of heart stop reading now.

. . . .

3. Using a toy to clean out is VERY helpful. I thickly coat mine with J lube in the shower and insert all 16 inches of it. Ride it for a few minutes and if its clean your probably good to go.

. . . .

A friend of mine said, "when you play with pigs sometimes you get a little muddy". Shit happens but YOU can do your part as a bottom to make sure that doesn't happen. If anyone has any questions please PM

Chris

 

That is one hell of a big toy.

[TruthBTold]

If you hardly ever bottom, can you do a routine that mimics something that you would use for a colonoscopy (though less strenuous). I guess just to be sure. If you plan on an evening rendezvous:

Have a very light dinner.

Have a very, very light breakfast.

Then use a regular Fleets Enema - not just the plastic container. You have to do it well in advance of the get together so that you everything comes out.

Then use the Fleets bottle to do a slight amount of water just to make sure everything is out. Not too far up.

As I said, this would just be for someone who seldom bottoms and wants to be sure you are totally clean.

Is it too much? Not enough?

[+ Tarte Gogo]

So here are some tricks that I have developed for bottoming and if your feint of heart stop reading now.

 

1. Three serving sizes of metamucil before bed will keep your clean outs down to 15 minutes or less.

 

2. Don't use too much water or you may dislodge something. Less is more.

 

3. Using a toy to clean out is VERY helpful. I thickly coat mine with J lube in the shower and insert all 16 inches of it. Ride it for a few minutes and if its clean your probably good to go.

 

4. After I am done cleaning out I use Hebicleanse which is fantastic for getting rid of any unpleasant smells.

 

5. If your not bottoming on a regular basis and you want some extra insurance take two imodium an hour before you clean out.

 

6. If you don't know how to clean out ask your escort or if you need to use their facilities do so. Any escort worth their weight should have a shower shot in their apartment if not for their clients than themselves.

 

Folks bottoming is WORK. You have to put the effort in or your playdate may go very badly. Find out what YOU can eat that digests well and eat that one day before your play date. If you have greasy food the day before your shooting yourself in the foot. If you are not willing to put the work into clean out please spare conventional escorts an find one that flags brown so fun can be had for all parties.

 

A friend of mine said, "when you play with pigs sometimes you get a little muddy". Shit happens but YOU can do your part as a bottom to make sure that doesn't happen. If anyone has any questions please PM

 

Chris

Hey, in this thread, I was really only asking for a proper double soaping up and rinsing of the outside.

I am not going 16 inches deep with my tongue!

[ChrisWydeman]

Hey, in this thread, I was really only asking for a proper double soaping up and rinsing of the outside.

I am not going 16 inches deep with my tongue!

If you have any intention of putting your dick in there wouldn't you want people to know how to clean out? If your just engaging in rimming hibiclense is perfect

[ChrisWydeman]

If you hardly ever bottom, can you do a routine that mimics something that you would use for a colonoscopy (though less strenuous). I guess just to be sure. If you plan on an evening rendezvous:

Have a very light dinner.

Have a very, very light breakfast.

Then use a regular Fleets Enema - not just the plastic container. You have to do it well in advance of the get together so that you everything comes out.

Then use the Fleets bottle to do a slight amount of water just to make sure everything is out. Not too far up.

As I said, this would just be for someone who seldom bottoms and wants to be sure you are totally clean.

Is it too much? Not enough?

Even if you don't bottom on a regular basis I highly recommend using a shower shot. Fleet enemas have harsh laxatives that can be irritating to your rectum. If you absolutely have to use a fleet empty the contents and put room temperature water in it. If you can't hook up a shower shot then buying a reusable bulb is the best option.

 

I hate to say it but if you want to get fucked like a porn star then your gonna have do a porn star clean out or your chancing being a shitty kitty.

[LADoug1]

Agree that bottoming is work.

[+ Tarte Gogo]

If you have any intention of putting your dick in there wouldn't you want people to know how to clean out?

Yeah, but that is for another thread!

[Topbreed]

I thickly coat mine with J lube in the shower and insert all 16 inches of it

I think this statement deserves a round of applause!!!