samhexum Posted February 12, 2024 Author Posted February 12, 2024 It depends on how many carbs it has... + sync 1
+ jeezopete Posted February 12, 2024 Posted February 12, 2024 (edited) My balloon elephant wouldn't fit in the back seat of my car. So I had to pop the trunk. Edited February 12, 2024 by jeezopete wsc, Simon Suraci, samhexum and 2 others 1 1 3
+ jeezopete Posted February 12, 2024 Posted February 12, 2024 If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U r a bus Simon Suraci, Luv2play, + Oliver and 4 others 6 1
+ jeezopete Posted February 14, 2024 Posted February 14, 2024 I tried to climb a really tall tower in France... ...but Eiffel off. 😲 + sync 1
samhexum Posted February 14, 2024 Author Posted February 14, 2024 NOT POOKIE!!! A VISUAL PUN... this one took me a moment + sync, + Oliver and Luv2play 1 2
samhexum Posted February 15, 2024 Author Posted February 15, 2024 train conductor delights commuters with zippy rhymes
samhexum Posted February 16, 2024 Author Posted February 16, 2024 Man who murdered Jackson Heights woman in SoHo hotel fled wearing her clothes I'd say that's an interesting wrinkle, but he probably ironed them first. + sync 1
samhexum Posted February 17, 2024 Author Posted February 17, 2024 (edited) A COMICS HOMAGE TO JESSICA SIMPSON: Edited February 17, 2024 by samhexum for shits and giggles
samhexum Posted February 18, 2024 Author Posted February 18, 2024 wsc, + Oliver, Simon Suraci and 1 other 1 3
+ jeezopete Posted February 23, 2024 Posted February 23, 2024 I'd like to thank Merriam-Webster for teaching me the meaning of the word "plethora". It really means a lot. samhexum, wsc and + sync 1 2
+ WilliamM Posted February 28, 2024 Posted February 28, 2024 I am sick of cartoons dressed up as puns + Oliver 1
Simon Suraci Posted February 28, 2024 Posted February 28, 2024 A baker forgot to add yeast to his bread dough. It was a whole new loaf for him. + Oliver 1
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