HUGE Celebrity Schlongs

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What are you looking at DeeDee?

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THE OTHER SIDE WAS NICE, TOO...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1078/15585dryer1.jpg

[LivingnLA]

The Game: (doesn't it look edited or photo shopped? )

 

Jay Z:

[TruthBTold]

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I have watched the DVD and "it" does appear and it is fabulous.

[samhexum]

Is that a Ham(m) in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

 

 

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Edited August 25, 2017 by samhexum

[LivingnLA]

Tom Welling:

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Detective Olivia Benson's Daddy:

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Mommy lost her head over him... I know-- too soon!

[samhexum]

Lenny Dykstra said Darryl Strawberry is 'hung like

a swamp mule', whatever that means.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.967058.1319769908!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/gal-darryl-strawberry-jpg.jpg

 

A Met fan once wrote a letter to the editor saying he looked like Dino Flintstone. The paper ran side by side pics & I definitely saw the resemblance. For the rest of his career, I called him Dino Strawberry.

 

P.S. Around the same time, the Mets acquired Kevin McReynolds from San Diego, which was owned by Ray Kroc, owner of McDonalds. Another letter to the editor asked, since Kevin was no longer employed by Ray Kroc, would he now be known simply as Kevin Reynolds? That cracked me up, & that's how I referred to him for the rest of HIS career.

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Reviving an old thread; Aaron Taylor-Johnson in "A Million Little Pieces". I've had a crush on him since "Kick-Ass", I googled every once in a while for naked pics but apparently it's been a while. A Million Little Pieces came out last year, two full-frontal scenes; wow.

 

[samhexum]

 

Kym Whitley says that the rumors about Marlon Wayans’ penis are true.

In fact, the veteran actress says she mistook the comic’s goods for “a small bat” when she first caught a glimpse — and that the revelation left her distracted from her work while filming with the “White Chicks” star.

Whitley guest starred on the WB sitcom “The Wayans Bros.” in 1998, telling “Uncensored” that when she arrived on the set, Marlon was wearing sweatpants with a distinctly visible outline showing through them.

“I thought he’s trying to be funny because he’s a fool and I kept looking and I said [to myself], ‘This boy done put a small bat in his shorts, in his red sweatpants.’ I kept looking at it and I said, ‘Stop being silly, boy, are you crazy?'”

Whitley says she turned to the crew and said, “‘You see this? He is so silly.’ And nobody on set was laughing. They were saying over the speakers, like, ‘Oh, she seen it,'” she said.

“So I am like, that’s real? First of all you need to put a rope on that thing and tie it up, whatever that is. Then for the whole week I was distracted. The word in Hollywood is he’s just blessed, and it burned into my brain.”

 

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1 hour ago, samhexum said:

 

It may have been "type casting."  Burt Ward was frequently referred to as "the penis with legs."

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Inside the big D-list: Bill Hader joins Hollywood’s well-endowed hall of fame

https://nypost.com/2022/08/17/bill-haders-big-d-joins-hollywoods-well-endowed-hall-of-fame/

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I’ve always lusted after Jared Leto. Those sapphire eyes! Now a 9 inch dick?

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Jon Hamm finally addressed “the penis thing” on Monday on “The Howard Stern Show” and whether or not the rumors that he prefers going commando are true.

The 51-year-old actor was asked by Stern about whether or not he wears underwear.

“I have worn underwear every single day of my life, Howard,” stated Hamm.

“First of all, who doesn’t wear underwear? Yeah, I’ve worn underwear every day of my life. With a suit? Come on. I love a comfy boxer brief, thank you very much. I like a breathable cotton. Who doesn’t?”

But he has also said he hopes people will stop discussing his manhood.

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for f – -k‘s sake. Lay off,” Hamm told Rolling Stone in 2019.

“I mean, it’s not like I’m a f – – king lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world — but when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c – – k, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

Maybe if Flo knew what he's packing she wouldn't be so immune to his charms.

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Getting a size out of Ye 

Why Kanye screamed at Charlamagne over Pete Davidson's '10-inch penis'

 

Kanye West allegedly yelled at Charlamagne tha God over Kim dating Pete Davidson:

 

“My wife is out here f–king a white boy with a 10-inch penis, and you won’t help me?”

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[samhexum]

On 9/21/2022 at 12:32 AM, samhexum said:

Jon Hamm finally addressed “the penis thing” on Monday on “The Howard Stern Show” and whether or not the rumors that he prefers going commando are true.

The 51-year-old actor was asked by Stern about whether or not he wears underwear.

“I have worn underwear every single day of my life, Howard,” stated Hamm.

“First of all, who doesn’t wear underwear? Yeah, I’ve worn underwear every day of my life. With a suit? Come on. I love a comfy boxer brief, thank you very much. I like a breathable cotton. Who doesn’t?”

But he has also said he hopes people will stop discussing his manhood.

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for f – -k‘s sake. Lay off,” Hamm told Rolling Stone in 2019.

“I mean, it’s not like I’m a f – – king lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world — but when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c – – k, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

Maybe if Flo knew what he's packing she wouldn't be so immune to his charms.

One huge celebrity schlong is now off the market...

 

Madly in love Jon Hamm marries Anna Osceola where they filmed 'Mad Men' finale

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Michael B Jordan is so yummy