How to say "you need a shower" ?

[barrybt]

Well, I had a very bad experience where my escort was sweat stink, but heavily, stink stink stink.

I'm couldn't have the courage to send him to the shower.

My fault ? He did on purpose ? Maybe some will be attracted to stink ?

[tsgarp]

Been there before. Start with suggesting you two take a shower together because that really turns you on. Alternatively, just tell him to jump in the shower because you like your guys 100% soapy fresh.

[+ Kufrol]

Saying something like, "I really like to shower with my partner as foreplay." handles the situation diplomatically and can be a lot of fun. Some clients love the sweaty and odiferous escort; others do not. Don't take it personally, and keep in mind that he's not paying for the encounter, you are.

[+ Funguy]

God ... I LOVE to play in the shower!!!

[MassageDrew]

That could've been his sign to take a shower with you to ensure you're both clean

[river]

Wow, I had the same situation a couple of months ago. It was so bad i was almost gagging. And it was someone highly spoken about here. As it turned out, it was his underwear and not him. I didn't say anything because the situation remedied itself( use your imagination) but I will tell you that it has made me hesitate re-engaging him.

[Bearofdistinction]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hot Sweaty Men!

[jawjateck]

God ... I LOVE to play in the shower!!!

 

Yep yep, and it's amazing how many providers are clueless about shower fun.

[barrybt]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hot Sweaty Men!

Not all sweat are a like, I understand what you mean by sexy, but this was pure stinky one and not hygienic at all.

[+ glutes]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-you-need-a-fashion-shower.png

[+ Funguy]

Yep yep, and it's amazing how many providers are clueless about shower fun.

 

FOR SURE!

[builder boy]

You need a shower !

[LaffingBear]

Sometimes I just wonder about body chemistry

 

Ive had the situation happen with a non escort. Very unexpected to me, we spent an evening together, played, and he spent the night. Everything OK, no odors, etc. Woke up, and it was like he'd transformed into something smelling like the dump laying next to me in bed.

 

And I behaved poorly.... never saw him again.

 

Not long after he left, I was thinking... "now why didnt I just suggest to him we go play in the shower?"

 

So, thats my answer. Suggest fun in the shower.

[Rudynate]

Sometimes I just wonder about body chemistry

 

Ive had the situation happen with a non escort. Very unexpected to me, we spent an evening together, played, and he spent the night. Everything OK, no odors, etc. Woke up, and it was like he'd transformed into something smelling like the dump laying next to me in bed.

 

And I behaved poorly.... never saw him again.

 

Not long after he left, I was thinking... "now why didnt I just suggest to him we go play in the shower?"

 

So, thats my answer. Suggest fun in the shower.

 

 

I smell that way in the morning. The cats love it.

[LaffingBear]

I smell that way in the morning. The cats love it.

When I worked in a hospital, the ER staff members liked to relate the time the corpse arrived, partly eaten by the cats.

[Rudynate]

When I worked in a hospital, the ER staff members liked to relate the time the corpse arrived, partly eaten by the cats.

 

I do some floor exercise in the morning and one of them tries to lick my arm pits while I'm doing situps.

[marylander1940]

Well, I had a very bad experience where my escort was sweat stink, but heavily, stink stink stink.

I'm couldn't have the courage to send him to the shower.

My fault ? He did on purpose ? Maybe some will be attracted to stink ?

 

You need a shower !

 

May I remind yinz that escorts sometimes feel like asking the same suggestion... but they don't have the upper hand.

[bobchitown]

I had a guy who reeked of smoke. So strong that after he left I was worried I'd be charged for smoking in my non smoking room. Opened all the windows and I could still smell him the next morning. Too bad, otherwise hot, but I must say I played a bit and sent him on his way early. I don't think a shower would have helped, he was one with the cigarettes.

[Jock123]

Met a guy once who wore Diapers.....(He had a Bladder problem)....reaked of Urine.

 

 

Another guy...Sweaty...started to give Him a Massage and I am talking SHIT. Literal Poop smell engulfed the room once he Undressed.

 

 

First guy I asked to shower. Second guy I couldnt get myself to ask....he was so nervous, shaking etc etc I didnt want to "Trigger" him. You ever meet someone whom You think may be a little "Off". The kind you hear about on Dateline NBC...yep describes his demeanor.

[AndyDandy]

If a guy comes to me, the first thing I say when they arrive is "do you want to take a shower first"? Most do.

[TennDan99]

I always make it plain in my pre-encounter contact. Something like, "I'm really into hygiene. I'll be freshly showered. We can shower together if you like."

[caliguy]

Just depends on how bad. If like the OP stated I think I'd be inclined to cancel. That's major disrespect. If I take the time to make sure I'm smelling like a rose and some stink bomb comes over because their too lazy to wash then hell yes they're going back out the door.

[+ nycman]

Plain and simple.

 

Slap him on the ass and in a playful but matter of fact "coach voice" say "hit the showers".

 

Only a moron wouldn't understand.

 

One of the many wonderful things I learned from Mike Grey.

[nycguy]

On the other hand, there are a lot of guys who would pay a premium for heavy manstink.

[+ honcho]

On the other hand, there are a lot of guys who would pay a premium for heavy manstink.

Depends on the stink ... for me ripe pits YES, poop or farts NO.