Only True in Porn

[Mydavid]

We all know porn videos aren’t the real deal. While it’s fine to use them to help spice things up, what do you think are the most unlikely, unrealistic, and sometimes laughable expectations we get from porn?

 

In other words, what do the porn videos over-exaggerate? What are very hard to achieve during real-life sex? What look sexy but actually not comfortable if you try to imitate them?

 

I do think some special sex positions are not realistic, it might be designed only to let us see penises and/or holes clearly.

[Mydavid]

I guess when we are with escorts, we all become a little bit crazier, so we will do more things which we seldom do with partners.

[+ Robster]

[escortrod]

The dirty talk is invariably cringe-worthy.

[+ azdr0710]

this is a few years old and many of you have seen it, but still fairly funny, at times.....Diego Sans and Scotty Marx:

 

[+ PapaTony]

this is a few years old and many of you have seen it, but still fairly funny, at times.....Diego Sans and Scott Marx:

 

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That was very cute

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[rvwnsd]

Not to mention how readily available they make their pipe snake .

 

The dirty talk is invariably cringe-worthy.

A friend of mine told me a story of how he and his ex decided to do some porn-inspired dirty talk.

 

rvwnsd's friend: Yeah, man, tease that hole. Tease that fuckin' hole

rvwnsd's friend's ex: "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah"

 

Thus endeth the dirty talk.

[Nvr2Thick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nycNrATQMw

[Nvr2Thick]

We all know porn videos aren’t the real deal. While it’s fine to use them to help spice things up, what do you think are the most unlikely, unrealistic, and sometimes laughable expectations we get from porn?

 

In other words, what do the porn videos over-exaggerate? What are very hard to achieve during real-life sex? What look sexy but actually not comfortable if you try to imitate them?

 

I do think some special sex positions are not realistic, it might be designed only to let us see penises and/or holes clearly.

 

I very well built escort top decided to pick me up and hold me, with my feet over his shoulders He transitioned from standing position, with me on my back at the edge of the bed. When he lifted me I was hanging onto his upper arms while he supported my back, and the thrust was awkward as he worked his hips and tried push/lift me in coordinated movement. This might work better with a stronger and more compact bottom, but I was 180 lbs., 5'10". Most of the time I don't even think that position is hot to watch. It was just uncomfortable for me, and was the low point of that encounter. The high point, however, was when he returned us to the bed still coupled and collapsed on top of me with all of his weight.

[tanman4u]

We all know porn videos aren’t the real deal. While it’s fine to use them to help spice things up, what do you think are the most unlikely, unrealistic, and sometimes laughable expectations we get from porn?

 

In other words, what do the porn videos over-exaggerate? What are very hard to achieve during real-life sex? What look sexy but actually not comfortable if you try to imitate them?

 

I do think some special sex positions are not realistic, it might be designed only to let us see penises and/or holes clearly.

 

How about how quickly someone can transition from an unsuspecting (i.e.: straight) or just unprepared guy to being a complete bottom with, again, no preparation. Jeez it takes me an hour of 'um, 'er, cleansing etc., to be ready. In porn, or written erotica, guys jump right into it.

[beachboy]

The dirty talk is invariably cringe-worthy.

I guess it's not easy to sound eloquent with your mouth full or while being pounded like a piston - ouch!

[JayCeeKy]

what do the porn videos over-exaggerate?

 

Every pizza delivery boy has a 10-incher and is dying to have sex with you.

[mike carey]

I guess it's not easy to sound eloquent with your mouth full

I was talking about that very difficulty only a couple of days ago!

[+ glennnn]

I keep grabbing a random good looking guy by the crotch in anticipation of his sudden realization that he is really gay and just waiting for me to teach him all I know. All I've gotten is broken bones and banned from my neighborhood fire station. Alas!

[LivingnLA]

How about how quickly someone can transition from an unsuspecting (i.e.: straight) or just unprepared guy to being a complete bottom with, again, no preparation. Jeez it takes me an hour of 'um, 'er, cleansing etc., to be ready. In porn, or written erotica, guys jump right into it.

 

Get more fiber in your diet. And yes, that is unrealistic since most Americans get far too little fiber in their diets. Now, if you're picking up unsuspecting vegans or vegetarians, then it makes sense since their diet is typically healthy enough to have normal GI function and be "ready to go" nearly any time.

 

Back on topic, porn rarely doesn't show all the time and energy it takes to convince those "unsuspecting" straight guys to live a little even for "just a blowjob." That part of the chase is considered boring, but actually, it can be quite fun.

[Mydavid]

What about double penetration? Although it is nice to watch, I guess it very difficult to really make it.

[escortrod]

What about double penetration? Although it is nice to watch, I guess it very difficult to really make it.

It's probably quite difficult to make DP porn, but I love doing it in real life. Once you get the positions down it's a lot of fun.

[whipped guy]

Get more fiber in your diet. And yes, that is unrealistic since most Americans get far too little fiber in their diets. Now, if you're picking up unsuspecting vegans or vegetarians, then it makes sense since their diet is typically healthy enough to have normal GI function and be "ready to go" nearly any time.

 

Well I have a very high fiber diet and really can be "ready to go" nearly any time. Too bad I really don't bottom... what a waste of GI function!

[tanman4u]

Get more fiber in your diet. And yes, that is unrealistic since most Americans get far too little fiber in their diets. Now, if you're picking up unsuspecting vegans or vegetarians, then it makes sense since their diet is typically healthy enough to have normal GI function and be "ready to go" nearly any time.

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I've definitely been doing that and have recently started using Pure which does work quite well but still it seems like it takes a lot of preparation anyway. Maybe I'm just too paranoid of having an accident.

[escortrod]

I've definitely been doing that and have recently started using Pure which does work quite well but still it seems like it takes a lot of preparation anyway. Maybe I'm just too paranoid of having an accident.

I haven't had an 'accident' for years, but there is a point at which you have to accept that when playing with fire, you will occasionally get burned.

[mike carey]

I've used metamucil in preparation, and with a bit of cleaning out all went well. But at times, shit happens.

[Mydavid]

In most porn, guys will pull out their dicks when they are about to cum, then cum on butts or chests. I'm not sure if it is mainly for us to watch the shots.

 

I know someone likes to shoot on his partner's chest. Personally, I like to ejaculate while my dick is inside my partner's body.

[+ pitman]

I've definitely been doing that and have recently started using Pure which does work quite well but still it seems like it takes a lot of preparation anyway. Maybe I'm just too paranoid of having an accident.

At the end of a meal a tea made of an herb that facilitates digestion (peppermint works for me, but there are others) will help you have a thorough "evacuation".

[rvwnsd]

I haven't had an 'accident' for years, but there is a point at which you have to accept that when playing with fire, you will occasionally get burned.

Not to mention when you play in the back yard you will encounter some dirt.

[+ OliverSaks]

Unsuspecting vegan here